Jesus Christ we need a fucking vocalist!![views:11992][posts:75]________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 11:33pm - Hoser ""] www.hand-choke-neck.com email us.....try out......you'll like it. We have shows out the ass...and we are not a a shitty band. It's worth the drive. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 10,2004 11:49pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 12:22am - attendmyrequiem ""] If I didn't live so far i probably would at least try. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 12:33am - powerkok ""] where u live? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 8:43am - anonymous ""] weston, ma |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 8:48am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I was going to suggest Ray Charles, but that time has passed. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 8:55am - the_reverend ""] I was going to suggest Get Aids, but that time has passed. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 9:12am - RustedAngel ""] don't ask jesus for a vocalist, that's not metal! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2004 9:17am - the_reverend ""] yeah, it's black metal. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 13,2004 5:56pm - Hoser ""] My prayer for a vocalist: Dear Lord, I ask thee in your name to deliver to HandChokeNeck a vocalist of the purest metal quality. Please keep him from being an emo fag, and please keep him from being an introverted crybaby fag. May he not have gay ear plugs and may he never walk into the hands of Satan by wearing any sideways hats. May he have screams lower than the depths of Antioch, and as high as those of Trevor Strnad of The Black Dahlia Murder...because he kicks complete ass. Lord, we have many shows all lined up and have yet to find a vocalist that fits our picky needs. Dan of Shroud of Bereavement has been filling in and we would like to have him very much, but Lord, at this point he is involved with another band. Our hearts shall lie in disdain until we find our true vocalist. In your Holy name we pray, Amen. By the way Lord...you can check our MP3's out at www.hand-choke-neck.com so that you may find us the most suitable vocalist. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 13,2004 8:41pm - Hoser ""] Lord....dost thou hear me?? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 14,2004 12:34am - the lord ""] oh, sorry. I was on the can and didn't hear you. yea, I'm on that. you owe me, though. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 14,2004 12:40am - Hoser ""] Thanks Lord........ By the way....be sure to use my softest paper for thine divine ass....Try the Charmin. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 14,2004 9:10am - RustedAngel ""] i know dyingmuse is big, but hoser and powerkok should be able to kidnap him so he can be fulltime HCN!! hehehe. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 14,2004 10:01am - powerkok ""] lol....if brute force was applicable, he would already be in the band, however, you must coax the subject out and snatch him when he isnt lookin! seriously tho, dyingmuse talked the other day about a possibility of him coming on full time...juggling 2 bands sux tho, so I can understand why he's hesitant. But were so damn easy to get along with, I dont see it being a problem. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 14,2004 10:09am - RustedAngel ""] plus he'd only be doing vocals for HCN if he were playing guitar in both bands that would be somewhat difficult. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 14,2004 11:27am - powerkok ""] ya very true....all u gotta do is show up and scream...no lugging of the massive amps. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 15,2004 12:39am - hoser ""] Dear Lord, I am still awaiting our divine vocalist. In your holy name we pray, Amen. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 15,2004 12:48am - the lord ""] I'll get to it, dude. I've been busy preventing gay marriage and playing tether ball with ray charles. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2004 5:46am - hoser ""] Sweet..... Thanks Lord.....I knew I could count on you. By the way, does it seem faggish that I have a picture of you hanging over my bed? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2004 3:21pm - powerkok ""] no, thats our bassist, Stevus christ, not jesus christ. same guy tho, just different socks, and steve is missing the holes in his hands and feet. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 15,2004 6:47pm - the lord ""] hold on, let me ask reagan.......... |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 15,2004 6:48pm - the lord ""] ......yup, you're gay. I'm flattered, but you're going to hell. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2004 6:51pm - hoser ""] Lord........I just farted. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 15,2004 6:53pm - the lord ""] I know. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2004 7:36pm - hoser ""] Aany of you sissies have the balls to sing for us??! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2004 2:45am - hoser ""] C'mon Lord...our music is sick!!!! We need a sick vocalist!!! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2004 3:00am - hoser ""] Lord.....if you just came to a practice and checked us out, I think that you would agree that we are a sick band that will possibly get sicker and sign to Metalblade or Nuclear Blast. Please help the right vocalist to fall into our laps. I'll even give you a dollar. So if ANYONE knows anyone whos a kick ass vocalist that can practice 3 times a week and play the BerlinFest, and all of the other shows we get offered....plus drive his ass to Manchester, NH for all of the practices...please send him to our site and have him contact us. www.hand-choke-neck.com |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2004 7:45am - Joe/NotCommon ""] get Sage, he claims he can rap better then M-1 from Mastamindz. He would definately sound phatter then Dan of Bereavement, fo sho nigs. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2004 8:43am - hoser ""] Hahahahahahahahaha.......rappers need not apply. Sideways hats are a travesty. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2004 8:45am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I would wear my foxwoods hat sideways, but I love vagina and wouldn't want their to be any confusion |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2004 12:56pm - powerkok ""] hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha good point joe! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 16,2004 6:28pm - Hoser ""] bump for the Lord |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2004 8:21pm - the lord ""] sorry. the best I could do is get the singer from stryper. have you tried satan? that's always kinda been his department. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2004 9:28pm - dyingmuse ""] yeah joe....im calling about the black metal add you placed in the paper. stab you in da neck....thats evil |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2004 12:21am - powerkok ""] i shot mothafuckas, joe, thats evil. dan....join hand choke neck or were gonna fuckin do a thing n stuff to ya. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2004 12:34am - woodsicus ""] Almost as evil as wearing earplugs to a metal show |
| ________________________________ [Jun 17,2004 10:03pm - Hoser ""] I will bump this FOREVER!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2004 11:25pm - Dave Maggot ""] if i had means of transportation, i'd give it a try. . .:shocker: |
| ________________________________ [Jun 17,2004 11:32pm - hoser ""] where do you live? Dave.... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 2:23am - Dave Maggot ""] next to plymouth. south shore |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 2:24am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Don't believe him, he lives in Texas! TEEEXAAAAAASSS!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 2:32am - Dave Maggot ""] ::hides spurs and ten gallon hat:: LIAR!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2004 2:41am - DeOdiumMortis ""] TEXAN!!! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2004 5:11pm - hoser ""] bump again |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2004 8:21pm - hoser ""] bump yet again |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2004 3:49am - hoser ""] cmon Lord!! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2004 12:14pm - hoser ""] bump |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2006 12:42pm - anonymous ""] What time ist die Berlinfest in August?Please answer! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 13,2006 12:43pm - anonymous ""] WHAT TIME IST DIE BERLINFEST IN AUGUST? PLEASE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |