The Crocodile Hunter: DEAD!!!!![views:14871][posts:76]___________________________________ [Sep 5,2006 5:45pm - anonymous ""] Turns out the stingray was jewish,and thought he was Mel Gibson. |
| ____________________________ [Sep 5,2006 6:14pm - pam ""] dwellingsickness said:I can't believe people have nothing better to do than make pix like that .gif and the .jpg above it, Though that .gif is pretty funny I know, it's sad he died, but that gif is fucking hilarious. Mostly because it looks nothing like a stingray. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 5,2006 9:29pm - dreadkill ""] i had a laugh at the gif, mainly for the same reason pam laughed, and i think it sucks that he died. i feel bad for his wife and kids. he was a good man who did a lot of good for creatures around the world. the stingray thing was a freak accident. he wasn't being stupid, he made a mistake and had bad luck. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2006 9:33pm - powerkok ""] He SEEMED like a good guy, but did you know him? Maybe he beat his wife off camera. You never know. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 5,2006 9:44pm - vomitthesoul ""] I dont feel bad that this guy is dead.Thats what ya get for playing with wild animals |
| _________________________________ [Sep 5,2006 9:52pm - powerkok ""] Well, thats not entirely fair. If you are as proficent as he was with wild animals, you could go maybe your whole life w/o being killed.....but swimming with wild animals is a WHOLE different story.' Water is not our natural habitat, and this is proven again and again, with sharks, nasty fish with big teeth, snakes, etc. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 5,2006 11:27pm - pam ""] vomitthesoul said:I dont feel bad that this guy is dead.Thats what ya get for playing with wild animals I bet you'd be awesome with animals. You should give it a try. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 3:29am - anonymous ""] powerkok said:Well, thats not entirely fair. If you are as proficent as he was with wild animals, you could go maybe your whole life w/o being killed.....but swimming with wild animals is a WHOLE different story.' Water is not our natural habitat, and this is proven again and again, with sharks, nasty fish with big teeth, snakes, etc. My thoughts exactly |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 12:07pm - DreamingInExile ""] [img] AHAHAHAHAHA |
| _____________________________ [Sep 6,2006 1:24pm - Yeti ""] pam said:vomitthesoul said:I dont feel bad that this guy is dead.Thats what ya get for playing with wild animals I bet you'd be awesome with animals. You should give it a try. he is already proficient in the ways of bestiality. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 2:07pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Crikey, a nasty animal! let's poke it with a stick!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 3:19pm - anonymous ""] its a sad day? since when has this guy had any impact on your day to day lives? |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 3:23pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Why is everyone mocking the stingray thing? Dude didn't die because he was a pussy or anything, a stingray CAN kill a human being. It just doesn't happen often because most people don't put themselves near that situation. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 3:26pm - skullfucked ""] it's been 30 seconds, can somebody please argue about the crocodile hunter some more? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 6,2006 3:32pm - Yeti ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:Why is everyone mocking the stingray thing? Dude didn't die because he was a pussy or anything, a stingray CAN kill a human being. It just doesn't happen often because most people don't put themselves near that situation. also, most people arent stabbed directly in the heart by one. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:10pm - dertoxia ""] i'm bored: crocodile hunter was a flaming lion cock sucking faggot who crys when crocodiles die and feeds then babies and died like a pussy .....discuss |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:18pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A friend of mine offered this touching eulogy Steve Irwin spent his whole life wrestling pissed off animals. An average day for Steve Irwin involved waking up, eating a breakfast consisting of raw steak and a glass of kangaroo milk, and then going outside and kicking the first deadly animal he could find right in the fucking face. Last night, MSNBC showed a clip of Steve Irwin taunting a crocodile with a lawn mower. It was like a guy chasing his dog with the vacuum cleaner, except with a lot more sharp, dangerous things involved. I mean, shit, I guess he could have just taunted the crocodile with a vacuum. That would have been crazy enough for most people. But no, there's simply not enough things that can kill you involved for Steve fucking Irwin. The Crocodile Hunter died because he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray. I don't know about you, but if that's how I died, it would be my epitaph. Hell, even if that's not how I die, it's still going to be my epitaph. That's way better than cancer or a car crash. Don't get me wrong, I'm not glad the man is dead. If anything, I'm sorry it happened. The world lost a unique individual. His death came as a shock, to be sure, but probably only because people were surprised it finally actually happened. It was the right way for him to go, killed by an animal that he had really pissed off. It's like if Evel Knievel died in a motorcycle crash, or if James Brown got blown away by the police during a PCP and alcohol-induced rampage. Steve Irwin died doing what he loved, fucking around with deadly animals for no good reason. [img] This is a picture of Steve Irwin dangling a rattlesnake above a man being dragged behind a truck. I don't know what that guy did to piss off the Crocodile Hunter, but that is why you don't fuck with a guy like Steve Irwin |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:20pm - dertoxia ""] HAHAHAH!!!! ^^^^^^^^ |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A friend of mine offered this touching eulogy Steve Irwin spent his whole life wrestling pissed off animals. An average day for Steve Irwin involved waking up, eating a breakfast consisting of raw steak and a glass of kangaroo milk, and then going outside and kicking the first deadly animal he could find right in the fucking face. Last night, MSNBC showed a clip of Steve Irwin taunting a crocodile with a lawn mower. It was like a guy chasing his dog with the vacuum cleaner, except with a lot more sharp, dangerous things involved. I mean, shit, I guess he could have just taunted the crocodile with a vacuum. That would have been crazy enough for most people. But no, there's simply not enough things that can kill you involved for Steve fucking Irwin. The Crocodile Hunter died because he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray. I don't know about you, but if that's how I died, it would be my epitaph. Hell, even if that's not how I die, it's still going to be my epitaph. That's way better than cancer or a car crash. Don't get me wrong, I'm not glad the man is dead. If anything, I'm sorry it happened. The world lost a unique individual. His death came as a shock, to be sure, but probably only because people were surprised it finally actually happened. It was the right way for him to go, killed by an animal that he had really pissed off. It's like if Evel Knievel died in a motorcycle crash, or if James Brown got blown away by the police during a PCP and alcohol-induced rampage. Steve Irwin died doing what he loved, fucking around with deadly animals for no good reason. [img] This is a picture of Steve Irwin dangling a rattlesnake above a man being dragged behind a truck. I don't know what that guy did to piss off the Crocodile Hunter, but that is why you don't fuck with a guy like Steve Irwin |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A friend of mine offered this touching eulogy Steve Irwin spent his whole life wrestling pissed off animals. An average day for Steve Irwin involved waking up, eating a breakfast consisting of raw steak and a glass of kangaroo milk, and then going outside and kicking the first deadly animal he could find right in the fucking face. Last night, MSNBC showed a clip of Steve Irwin taunting a crocodile with a lawn mower. It was like a guy chasing his dog with the vacuum cleaner, except with a lot more sharp, dangerous things involved. I mean, shit, I guess he could have just taunted the crocodile with a vacuum. That would have been crazy enough for most people. But no, there's simply not enough things that can kill you involved for Steve fucking Irwin. The Crocodile Hunter died because he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray. I don't know about you, but if that's how I died, it would be my epitaph. Hell, even if that's not how I die, it's still going to be my epitaph. That's way better than cancer or a car crash. Don't get me wrong, I'm not glad the man is dead. If anything, I'm sorry it happened. The world lost a unique individual. His death came as a shock, to be sure, but probably only because people were surprised it finally actually happened. It was the right way for him to go, killed by an animal that he had really pissed off. It's like if Evel Knievel died in a motorcycle crash, or if James Brown got blown away by the police during a PCP and alcohol-induced rampage. Steve Irwin died doing what he loved, fucking around with deadly animals for no good reason. [img] This is a picture of Steve Irwin dangling a rattlesnake above a man being dragged behind a truck. I don't know what that guy did to piss off the Crocodile Hunter, but that is why you don't fuck with a guy like Steve Irwin |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A friend of mine offered this touching eulogy Steve Irwin spent his whole life wrestling pissed off animals. An average day for Steve Irwin involved waking up, eating a breakfast consisting of raw steak and a glass of kangaroo milk, and then going outside and kicking the first deadly animal he could find right in the fucking face. Last night, MSNBC showed a clip of Steve Irwin taunting a crocodile with a lawn mower. It was like a guy chasing his dog with the vacuum cleaner, except with a lot more sharp, dangerous things involved. I mean, shit, I guess he could have just taunted the crocodile with a vacuum. That would have been crazy enough for most people. But no, there's simply not enough things that can kill you involved for Steve fucking Irwin. The Crocodile Hunter died because he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray. I don't know about you, but if that's how I died, it would be my epitaph. Hell, even if that's not how I die, it's still going to be my epitaph. That's way better than cancer or a car crash. Don't get me wrong, I'm not glad the man is dead. If anything, I'm sorry it happened. The world lost a unique individual. His death came as a shock, to be sure, but probably only because people were surprised it finally actually happened. It was the right way for him to go, killed by an animal that he had really pissed off. It's like if Evel Knievel died in a motorcycle crash, or if James Brown got blown away by the police during a PCP and alcohol-induced rampage. Steve Irwin died doing what he loved, fucking around with deadly animals for no good reason. [img] This is a picture of Steve Irwin dangling a rattlesnake above a man being dragged behind a truck. I don't know what that guy did to piss off the Crocodile Hunter, but that is why you don't fuck with a guy like Steve Irwin |
| __________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:21pm - dertoxia ""] i really want steve irwin to reach chuck norris status ...we need to make this happen |
| ________________________________ [Sep 6,2006 10:31pm - Abbath ""] DreamingInExile said:[img] AHAHAHAHAHA brilliant. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 7,2006 5:33pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 7,2006 5:46pm - Allahthat ""] marine life. |
| ____________________________ [Sep 7,2006 7:22pm - 4DH ""] all joking aside...he was a great guy, and wouldn't have wanted to go any other way... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2hy7OAlMk |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2006 12:44am - anonymous ""] your an asssssshoooooolllw |