Hearing your roommate have sex disappreciation thread[views:15296][posts:77]____________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 1:41pm - Christraper ""] KeithMutiny said:When I lived in with my old roomate in Milford (destroyYouALot know these people), I had moved in after this kid gary had recently left and they were lookin for a new person. So gary used to still stop by all the time anyway, which was cool, except he would feel the need to walk into my room and sit down on the corner of my bed while i was in the middle of having sex with my current gf. When i would be like, gary do you mind, and he'd be like, "oh man, nah its cool, it dont bother me...". The same guy would come in also at those times with his girlfriend at the time and try and use me to settle disputes bewtween the 2 of them... itd be like godam tv court show while i was in the middle of doin my thing. Its funny to think of it now, but damn, it was annoying then. are you talking about crusty gary who used to get drunk and puke all over my apartment? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 3:59pm - KeithMutiny ""] no no no, different gary, a gary from up here. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 6:12pm - Dankill ""] Keith, was this pre, during or post Nikki? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 6:26pm - dyingmuse ""] ha ha ha this is awesome and yeah that blows serious donkey balls when that happens! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 7:26pm - KeithMutiny ""] Dankill said:Keith, was this pre, during or post Nikki? oh, a couple years pre. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 7:46pm - Hooker nli ""] man. fat chicks are fucking loud. how do i know this? uh. i.. heard... my... my friend told me. ... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 8:40pm - Dankill ""] LOL At least they work hard for their lay. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 6,2005 11:08pm - powerkok ""] Look, Im not reading all of this, but you cant tell me that when they go at it, you dont trow a few fingahs down. Cmon. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:13pm - MadMac ""] i use to live in an apt. and the 22 year old girl upstairs was a haircut person. i started to go see her to get my haircut and became friends since she was technically my neighbor. anyway finally one day at 230am i hear all this noize. i'm like what the!??!?! woke me up from a sound sleep. a few nights later i hear it again, few nights later again the weekend again, the following week again. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... drove me crazy. you could say i was jealous... needless to say i stopped getting my haircut from her and moved. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:15pm - Beakey ""] Why didn't you just start banging her so you could get your haircut for free? That'd be a George Costanza move if I ever saw one. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:20pm - MadMac ""] TRUST ME, i wanted to so bad. but got denied. i went to see her for like 12 haircuts and on the 12th haircut we went out to get coffee and i thought "Yup good good" but was sadly told, "Oh i am flattered but i just started dating..." oh ok... the very next night is when i heard the noize and her yelling. i honestly think she did it unpurpose. i did go get my haircut one more time after hearing all this but i just felt real awkward. i put up with her noize for about 6 weeks before my lease was up and i moved out. free haircuts, damn it my plan backfired! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:23pm - Beakey ""] We should totally kill this girl. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:26pm - MadMac ""] i think its funny that the day before i started hearing her escapades is the night i asked her out on a date and got denied. i wonder if she still lives in that apt. building. maybe i should go get my haircut at supercuts again! hahahahaha |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:30pm - Beakey ""] Why did she deny you? Are you hideous? |
| _____________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:44pm - pam ""] Yeti said:this scumbag piece of dogshit from Milford used to be my 3rd roommate and used to bang the grossest, fattest pigs he could scrape off of the bottom of the barrell of females. it would have been like fucking a grilled cheese sandwich shoved into the bloated rotting corpse of a rhinoceros jesus christ...lol :pukeface: |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:45pm - Beakey ""] Hi, Pam! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:46pm - MadMac ""] Well she denied me because she said she just started going out with this guy she met from a friend. she said otherwise she'd love to go out on a date. she did tell me to keep in touch and call her (after i moved) but i never did. i have a GF now anyway. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:47pm - pam ""] Hi Beakey!! How ya been, killa? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:48pm - Beakey ""] I've been all right. I'm glad I caught you, actually. There's a mandatory meeting at the Quincy Center T-Station tonight. We kinda both have to be there. Resistance is futile. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:50pm - pam ""] they'll never take me alive. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:52pm - Beakey ""] You'll come crawling back someday. They all do. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:55pm - pam ""] Never! I've changed! I'm a different person now. Those were different times. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 12:56pm - Beakey ""] Well, I've got pictures. But, then again, you probably do too. It's probably in our best interests to never become enemies. I want the people on this board to think I was always awesome. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 7,2005 2:13pm - pam nli ""] lol. the people on this board already hate my guts so I stand to lose little. however, that arrangement is fine with me. besides...YOU make the breakfast. and oh man do I have pictures. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 7:33am - anonymous ""] I tend to regard roommate sex as rather discourteous. I knew they are just enjoying themselves. But putting me in such an awkward positions showed an offensive lack of consideration. I thought I was rather clever by making sheep noises (baaa baaa). I was so persistent he was unable to finish. They started cursing and got dressed go finish it in the bathroom block. That'll teach 'em. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 8:06am - Vomitthesoul ""] Whats sex? Id sure as hell wouldnt know.Havnt had pussy in ages :( |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 8:11am - SacreligionNLI ""] maybe if you stopped vomiting souls it would be easier...just a thought |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 11:40am - MorbidMike BMR Bass ""] I know all about it! |