SEXCREMENT SHOWS!!![views:10263][posts:80][show listing] ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 4:20pm - BornSoVile ""] 05/24/2006 08:00 PM - Downtime 251 West 30th St., New York City, NY ,US - $12 Somberlain Productions Presents: MALIGNANCY CLITEATER ROMPEPROP FECAL CORPSE SEXCREMENT 06/02/2006 08:00 PM - Goodtimes Emporium 30 Assembly Square Drive, Somerville, MA 02143,US - $15 CRYPTOPSY CATTLE DECAPITATION SEXCREMENT CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY DOWNFALL 06/10/2006 08:00 PM - VENUE TBA Long Island, NY 11101,US FECAL CORPSE DEBELLTION SEXCREMENT DECONFORMITY 06/11/2006 08:00 PM - Backstreet Billards 63A Putnam St, Saratoga Springs, NY 12866,US - WASTEFORM ARSIS PILLORY SEXCREMENT 07/15/2006 08:00 PM - Jay Blasindell's BBQ Marlborough, MA 01752,US - DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG TERATISM SEXCREMENT + 1 TBA b07/16/2006 08:00 PM - The Middle East Upstairs 472 Massachusetts Ave., Cambridge, MA 02138,US COME CELEBRATE ADAM'S 21ST BIRTHDAY!! LIVIDITY HIRUDINEA GOREALITY HBBSI SEXCREMENT |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 4:34pm - BornSoVile ""] It's been an interesting week! Mark's knee is totally fucked, he'll be on crutches for a bit. Evan was in the hospital over night, he got a blood clot in his ankel at the Mucopus/Mutilated show, the clot traveled up to his knee and if it traveled any further it would have given him a heart attack. Our drummer Devon is relocating from Salem to Framingham, we've been moving him in down here, so now we have the luxury of praticing more than 3 times a week. We're back in full fledged writing mode, we just completed another song the other night, you'll like it, trust me. We're gonna cool it with all show offers for the time being, please contact us in mid June if you wanna book us, we really need sometime to settle down writing. We're also arrainging some orders for stickers and pins, hopefully we'll have shirts printed relatively soon too. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 4:52pm - dreadkill ""] what happened to mark's knee? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 4:56pm - BornSoVile ""] about a minute into our set on saturday, things were really rowdy and a chain reaction of people fell into mark while his back was turned. his left knee was dislocated, ironically he had a brace on the other one. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 4:57pm - dreadkill ""] damn, that sucks |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:06pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Maybe a deal with Pathos too. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:07pm - BornSoVile ""] "Ree Ree roo Ree Ted Dibaise HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK, LOOK AT HIS KNEE" - Adam Mason [img] Evan preparing to elbow drop Adam, shortly before his injury [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:20pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] BornSoVile said: 07/15/2006 08:00 PM - Jay Blasindell's BBQ Marlborough, MA 01752,US - DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG TERATISM SEXCREMENT + 1 TBA please get porphyria |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:23pm - BornSoVile ""] Jay is currently talking to another band...... |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:24pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] 11 letters. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:24pm - Aegathis nli ""] Coffin birth would be down for that show at Jays! |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 5:26pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:11 letters. well if i put X's in front/back of porphyria then theyd have an 11 letter name XporphyriaX ha |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 6:15pm - Todd NLI ""] Can't wait to hear that demo......*Nudge*Nudge* |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 6:17pm - KeithMutiny ""] i cant wait till i see them and can hear mark, nevermind the demo, ha |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 7:57pm - BornSoVile ""] I'm gonna add the demo to megaupload.com sooner or later. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 7:59pm - Anthony nli ""] ARSIS! Wow, congrats for that. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] haha, don't worry keith. i'm getting new tubes and hopefully a new cab by the end of may or early june so i can turn it up to 11. as far as my knee goes, right as the last breakdown started in paraplegic pussy pounder on saturday, 2 or 3 people landed on the bottom half of my left leg, just enough pressure and at the right place to dislocate my knee cap 1/4 of the way around the outside of my leg. my back wasn't turned though, so the impending doom made it that much more fun, haha. luckily i'm off of crutches already but i'll have an immobilizing brace on for about 2 more weeks, then to a regular brace to start giving myself physical therapy. good times. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:40pm - el justin ""] the brutal bbq is going to be a lot of fun |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:41pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] damn mark, youre about to be a paraplegic pussy pounder if you keep going at this rate. goodluck dood get those knees well. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] haha...i actually made a joke like that when we did our "encore" performance of P-Cubed. i said "hey, anyone else think it's funny that i dislocated my knee during a song called paraplegic...pussy pounder?? eh? eh?" i have dr.'s appt. on may 15th to see if i need surgery on my right knee. so until then we'll have to wait to see how good my knees really are. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:44pm - dreadkill ""] yeah, mark. get those knees in shape or i'll send the ninja penguin to ruin the rest of your body. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] dude, that ninja penguin is my boy. i created him...he will obey me or i will take him out with a bottle of white ink. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:49pm - dreadkill ""] he is in my posession now and is prepared to do my evil bidding. prepare to die. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:49pm - Dankill ""] Cripple. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 8:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] sorry ken, i just drew a picture of rich horror seducing matt rowe with computer smut hidden in rich's jacket, so i'll sick them after the penguin. he'll be lost in a sewer full of manlove and internet debauchery. thanks for the kind words dan, you asshole! haha |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 9:06pm - anonymous ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:luckily i'm off of crutches already but i'll have an immobilizing brace on for about 2 more weeks, then to a regular brace to start giving myself physical therapy. good times. sounds just like my rehabilitation after a similar injury, except I was in an immobilizing brace for almost a month. I opted against the surgery they recommended. Too many things can go wrong in surgeries on the joints. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 9:06pm - Anthony nli ""] last post was me |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 9:09pm - dreadkill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:sorry ken, i just drew a picture of rich horror seducing matt rowe with computer smut hidden in rich's jacket, so i'll sick them after the penguin. he'll be lost in a sewer full of manlove and internet debauchery. thanks for the kind words dan, you asshole! haha will you send me the illustration of rich so i can masturbate to it? the penguin will be powerless against it. not even his nunchucks could destroy a drugged up rich. i need to call rich and make him drink with me tonight. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 9:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] damn, that sucks anthony. if i need surgery, hopefully it's only a scope or pins put in the right knee. this is my first dislocation to my left knee, so i highly doubt i'll need to take measures as drastic as surgery. hopefully, haha. ken, i'll post the illustration when i'm done with it and get to the illustration office at UMD to scan it, since my scanner is puny and weak. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2006 9:46pm - niccolai ""] I can wait to have my scope done. Who wants to buy perks? |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 11:17am - Infant_Skin_Suitcase ""] niccolai said:I can wait to have my scope done. Who wants to buy perks? Me |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2006 5:54pm - BornSoVile ""] gimme gimme gimme! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 4:11pm - BornSoVile ""] MORE LIKE SUX-CREMENT!! We have another NYC show to announce, hopefully soon! |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 4:18pm - dwellingsickness ""] I'd love to see that NY show..Cliteater is awesome |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 4:29pm - SACAPAPADOO ""] Whats up staples you think just because you can put yer shoes on you cant help us out with a show?? i outta smack your sister.... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 5:26pm - DEATH2ALL ""] 07/15/2006 01:00 PM - Jay Blaisdell's BBQ Marlborough, MA DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG TERATISM SEXCREMENT + 1 TBA Dehumanized!! In my back yard!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 5:51pm - deathchick ""] Jay, isn't there another awesome band playing that BBQ? What's their name? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 6:05pm - succubus ""] jawshy! thanks for the referral =) |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 6:07pm - BornSoVile ""] succubus said:jawshy! thanks for the referral =) keep on rolling! |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 6:46pm - Infant_Skin_Suitcase ""] DEATH2ALL said:07/15/2006 01:00 PM - Jay Blaisdell's BBQ Marlborough, MA DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG TERATISM SEXCREMENT + 1 TBA Dehumanized!! In my back yard!!! Sweet! Now all we need is the return of Pile....Jay, u gotta be down for a double set....and why stop there?? if Dana is present, we can whip out an old skool goratory jam! Too much incest, or best night EVER? |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 6:53pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i say do the Pile set 100% |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 6:56pm - Infant_Skin_Suitcase ""] WOuldn't that be fuckin amazin?! The Natick Legion Pile reunion show needs a sequel! |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 6:57pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] yeah that'd be pretty fucking sweet indeed. now if goratory hopped on this show. intense !!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 7:16pm - BornSoVile ""] Dana and Tony told me they'd do it! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 7:24pm - BornSoVile ""] SACAPAPADOO said:Whats up staples you think just because you can put yer shoes on you cant help us out with a show?? i outta smack your sister.... "what are you putting your shoes on for? you got some place to go" - crackhead "yeah the kitchen" - me "yo kid i'll beat your ass" - crackhead "you're gonna kick his ass for putting his shoes on" - zach "oh my god, guys, seriously, i don't know what you want, you guys need to leave my apartment" - devon "yo kid, we needs names yo, who jumped my boy yo" - crackhead yelling yellling yelling "adam what the fuck is going on?" - me "i dunno, we can't find alex, i think they kidnapped him" - adam "oh jesus, oh god, what the fuck, how are we gonna get out of here" - me "holy shit there's alex!" - adam "don't do that shit alex" - everyone "devon, get these fucks out of here, we can't relax" "yo yo yo, we need names yo, what the fuck yo" - five more crackheads "okay guys i'm tired of you being here" - devon i walk out of the closed room to see that everyone left...called adam, "adam, where the fuck are you? i'm all alone in here, what the fuck man" - me "staples, get outside now, shit is going down, griff will pick you up, hold on griff we gotta go get staples" - adam *goes outside, jumps in car* "holy shit, we need to get the fuck out of salem what the fuck was that all about" - me "the den of bad vibes man, i fucking hate 50 cent" - griff "i just saw some dude run in there who looked strapped" - adam "oh shit, i forgot all those beers there" - me "it's okay staples, we're alive" - adam |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 8:44pm - animalrampage ""] pussies.... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 8:45pm - Anthony nli ""] whoaaa that story is nuts... did the 'crackhead' dudes leave devon's place when you guys took off? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 9:10pm - BornSoVile ""] Anthony nli said:whoaaa that story is nuts... did the 'crackhead' dudes leave devon's place when you guys took off? not until the cops showed up for the 4th time. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 10:24pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Infant_Skin_Suitcase said:DEATH2ALL said:07/15/2006 01:00 PM - Jay Blaisdell's BBQ Marlborough, MA DRINKIN' DRUGGIN' N DEBAUCHERY ALL DAY LONG TERATISM SEXCREMENT + 1 TBA Dehumanized!! In my back yard!!! Sweet! Now all we need is the return of Pile....Jay, u gotta be down for a double set....and why stop there?? if Dana is present, we can whip out an old skool goratory jam! Too much incest, or best night EVER? I am doing a double set. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2006 10:25pm - DEATH2ALL ""] deathchick said:Jay, isn't there another awesome band playing that BBQ? What's their name? Yes there is, they don't have a name yet cuz they can't decide on one. Stupid Bastards ..... That should be our name. |