Post in this thread when you got LAID!!!![views:9680][posts:84]________________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 12:23pm - David Vincent ""] Dudes on RTTP don't get laid cause they're not Radikult. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 12:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] IS THIS THE WARP ZONE THRAED |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2011 6:41pm - Pires ""] This thread will have 1000+ views and only 5 posts. And so far, two have nothing to do with getting laid. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 6:46pm - Skinsandwich ""] Does a 21 year old whore who is smoking hot that is coming by Friday night count as a retroactive lay? I will do the pics or GTFO method if need be. YEAH DUDE! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 7:06pm - Alx_Casket ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 7:54pm - Aaron_michael ""] Checking in |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 6,2011 11:30pm - SacreligionNLI ""] DestroyYouAlot said:IS THIS THE WARP ZONE THRAED |
| ______________________________ [Jul 7,2011 9:22am - Mutis ""] Very tired and late for work. Also, I like cats. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 9:39am - hauptpflucker ""] Isn\'t this a repost? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 10:32am - Lamp nli ""] Laid, hell I haven't even fapped since I left my home a few days ago. I'm dyin' over here. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 11:50am - sixstringcarnage ""] Bump! Weird how I came across this today. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 12:31pm - arilliusbm ""] Laid or making love? Tis different. Only romanticism is real. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 7,2011 1:12pm - Yeti ""] argh it's been like 4 days. fap fappin' away, fap fappin' awaaaay |
| _____________________________ [Jul 7,2011 1:12pm - Yeti ""] only fucking is real. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 1:41pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 2:11pm - ancient master ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 2:13pm - nekronaut ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 2:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] CAN I GET A RIDE TO THIS |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 2:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sry SOLD OUT |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 2:54pm - anon and on ""] dick's still wet |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 3:06pm - Aaron_michael ""] Checking in haha |
| __________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:03pm - Lamp nli ""] Yeti said:only fucking is real. FUCKING IS REAL FUCKING REAL AND IT IS AS ONLY AS FUCK |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:10pm - arilliusbm ""] Obviously fucking is real. Everybody likes getting off. Everyone likes fucking someone they find attractive. But what makes it feel 100x better is when you've got feelings for the person. I chose not to manslut it out years ago; shits dangerous. I dunno how all you people get by by fucking random chicks without worrying about STDs or unneeded drama. I'd rather fap. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i hate you all. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:13pm - arilliusbm ""] dry spells are dry spells. We've all had them. Or you could use plentyoffish or post pics of cock on craigslist. Works for a few rttp members. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:15pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Only raw dawgn' mowfuggas are real.. Btw arill I tend to try to get to know them and there scene before I get my dinky stinky. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:16pm - sixstringcarnage ""] Oh yeah "ahighafiva" aaron! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:24pm - arilliusbm ""] Tom, if you guys played the purple shamrock or Hennessey's, or the bars next to it in Boston, youd get laid EASILY. I'd gaurantee it. All the women there are 30+, single, love bands like HardNo9, and go home with the men the same night. Guy I used to work with banged over 150 women during the course of 4 years.. Just by going to those bars. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ORLY. i dont have any contacts with those places though. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:40pm - arilliusbm ""] I do. Ive got the business card of the guy who has his band play every week in Hennessey's. I'm pretty sure he's got say and it may only take a phone call. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 4:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] awesome! hook a brotha up! |
| _____________________________ [Jul 7,2011 5:18pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:Obviously fucking is real. Everybody likes getting off. Everyone likes fucking someone they find attractive. But what makes it feel 100x better is when you've got feelings for the person. I chose not to manslut it out years ago; shits dangerous. I dunno how all you people get by by fucking random chicks without worrying about STDs or unneeded drama. I'd rather fap. yeah, but "making love" is just so mundane to me. i'd rather fuck the shit out of the person i'm with. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 5:34pm - arilliusbm ""] that's true. making love could also involve fucking the shit out of said person, though. the term kind of sucks and sounds cheesy, but I'd rather bust with a person I'm with, than a person I'm not. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 6:44pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: everybody pictures Jim "making love" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 7:21pm - arilliusbm ""] ITT: People who want an ariload on their face. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2011 7:27pm - EVETS ""] DestroyYouAlot said:ITT: everybody pictures Jim "making love" DYA is the only gay man on here, as you can tell how he sluts all over this board! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 8:25pm - ghey_faguettes ""] tops 4 sexins' |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 9:51pm - BlackoutRick ""] Monday. I went like the 4th. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 10:10pm - josh_hates_you ""] hi five. every time i bump this thread I feel there should be a story to go with it. so, a few days ago in the ghetto of conway south carolina. in the kitchen. she was bent over the kitchen sink. her mom was like 15 feet away through an open door in the living room watching a movie and the girl's kid. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 10:11pm - josh_hates_you ""] also last night. providence. drunk. very drunk. good times. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 10:33pm - GUYnli ""] Period sex rules |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 11:00pm - Alx_Casket ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 11:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] 'SUP |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 11:51am - dreadkill ""] FuckIsMySignature said:ORLY. i dont have any contacts with those places though.my friend/former drummer works weekends at hennessey's doing live sound. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 12:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] nice! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 12:28pm - arilliusbm ""] dreadkill said: FuckIsMySignature said:ORLY. i dont have any contacts with those places though.my friend/former drummer works weekends at hennessey's doing live sound. Don't you think HN9 would be perfect there? The stage is small but the crowd is TRASHED and horny. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 12:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] arilliusbm said:TRASHED and horny. ya that about sums up our demographic. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 7:14pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] All last weekend. With an ex. Harpooned the fuck out of her. Shit was so cash. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 8,2011 7:17pm - KEVORD ""] Getting laid just signed to Relapse Trendfags. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:47pm - Samantha ""] No way! I heard they were signing to Century Media. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:49pm - KEVORD ""] No you're confused. Getting laid signed to relapse but you can find it in your Century Media gift bag. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:57pm - Lamp ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:All last weekend. With an ex. Harpooned the fuck out of her. Shit was so cash. I can't believe people here aren't trying to run you off this board. The ignore feature must come in handy... |
| _______________________________ [Jul 8,2011 8:59pm - KEVORD ""] He's the reason I implied getting laid was now trendy. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 7:44am - Yeti ""] bumpty dumpty |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 7:55am - arilliusbm ""] underwater at Webster lake or false |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 8:42am - Negrodamus ""] Major bumpage. Full on raw doggin it kid |
| _______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 10:39am - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 10:39am - Yeti ""] in hindsight though, maybe i should have done just that. might have spared me a lot of bullshit. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 10:48am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Woah!_Shut_It_Down! said:Shit was so cash. Hahaha win |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 11:02am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeti said: arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. Haha, chicks getting lake water in their vajays is very bad. Hopefully that was the last time you banged her, fucks knows what was living in there after the lake water invasion. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 11:24am - arilliusbm ""] I too once did it in a lake. 'twas strange, the temperature was constantly fluctuating |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 11:53am - Alx_Casket ""] All I could think about while fucking in my ex's pool was the movie Cocoon :/ |
| ______________________________ [Jul 11,2011 1:21pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said: Yeti said: arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. Haha, chicks getting lake water in their vajays is very bad. Hopefully that was the last time you banged her, fucks knows what was living in there after the lake water invasion. after the Worcester lake water invasion. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 11,2011 1:22pm - ghey_faguettes ""] Yeti said: arilliusbm said:underwater at Webster lake or false i had sex once underwater in Lake Quinsig many years ago, and it was weird. firing it off did not feel right. plus it felt like one wrong move and i would just jam lake water into her cooch. So my fear of getting swamp thing in my coochy isn't irrational, glad I've never done it! |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 1:58am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] girls night out, works every time |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 10:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:girls night out, works every time haha, that used to be my trick. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 2:33pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said: IllinoisEnemaBradness said:girls night out, works every time haha, that used to be my trick. :spineyes: |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 17,2011 3:00pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] I havnt posted ITT in like 14 years. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:04am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 6:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions cuntPAP also flavor saver FTW |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 10:55am - largefreakatzero ""] Got some over the weekend, but I'm married, so I figured it really isn't all much of a brool story. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 20,2011 1:34pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DestroyYouAlot said: IllinoisEnemaBradness said:the wife was horny this morning AND 10 minutes ago! BOOYA! Should I wash my beard of her sweet nectar, or should I leave it in? But then my CPAP mask will smell like pussy tomorrow night, when I probably won't get any. hmmm, decisions cuntPAP also flavor saver FTW I just re read what i posted and realized it made it seem like I only lasted 10 minutes. LOL! Oh well. It's really about 30 minutes from beginning to end. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 3,2011 10:42pm - IllinoisEneMABradneSs ""] bow chicka wow wow. The wife was horny on a Monday night, and she was stone cold sober!! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2011 10:49pm - Lamp ""] josh_hates_you said:so, a few days ago in the ghetto of conway south carolina. in the kitchen. she was bent over the kitchen sink. her mom was like 15 feet away through an open door in the living room watching a movie and the girl's kid. I hope you avoided going to Myrtle while you were down that way, that place sucks ass. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2011 10:56pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2011 11:17pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Mark from The Room just got laid. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 1:44am - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] 2 nights in a row |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 9:24am - Alexecutioner ""] all weekend. twas good |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 9:25am - RichHorror ""] Relevant. bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 10:16am - Goatrider ""] This thread is silly. But, I'm posting in it.... typing with the guilty hand, as it were. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 3:30pm - posbleak ""] He wore a tux so it was tux sex ...or TEX. [img] |
| ______________________________ [Oct 5,2011 6:24pm - dale ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2011 7:39pm - GUYnli ""] Whoa yeah! Now time for smoke and playoff baseball |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 7,2011 6:57pm - josh_hates_you ""] josh_hates_you said:also last night. providence. drunk. very drunk. good times. Who the hell did i bang in providence in july? meh, don't even really matter. I been slacking off in this thread. Booty call in Northbridge a few weeks back. Fatty in the practice space 2 weeks ago. Random girl missed the last train home on saturday night so I was a nice guy and gave her a place to crash. She was very thankful. I don't remember the last time I have had sex while not shit faced. |