For the lulz (nubile deathcore content)[views:15312][posts:85]_________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:21pm - Martins ""] LOL http://www.myspace.com/buriedbytheoceannj |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:25pm - MillenialKingdom ""] They're like 10. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:31pm - bornofosichris ""] drummer is a zygote. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:36pm - reimroc ""] HOLY GAUGES BATMAN |
| _________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 5:37pm - reimroc ""] dear god i also just just realized these kids are like 12. how far has this genre infected the gene pool? i guess i just answered my own question because the answer is in this myspace page. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:32pm - narkybark ""] Holy shit, drums off much? My sense of timing just told me to kill myself and everyone around me in an office rage massacre. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:32pm - Lamp nli ""] Just like every other band of their genre, they're "bringing something new to the table" and "redefining the genre". Give me a fucking break. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:36pm - narkybark ""] I had actually just typed a sentence about throwing dried human shit through those gauges like a beanbag toss- and then I realized I was raging about 10-yr olds. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 6:38pm - Lamp nli ""] There should be a band called For The Lulz though. Just saying. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 7:32pm - Dankill ""] At the least, you can only hope they get better with age and maybe discover better bands as they get older. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:38pm - Martins ""] HEAVY AS SHIT BRO Best part is when the 5 year old singer swears |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:41pm - Doomkid ""] The Jonas Brothers for metal? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:44pm - s.axl.beckett ""] "Of course you can be in a death-core band son, you can do anything you want in life!. We will pay for all your glamor shots and your way too big plugs and everything!" This is what happens when metal is so completely mainstream and commercialized. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:46pm - Doomkid ""] Those plugs are out of fucking control, they're bigger than the lower half of his face. Its gonna be great when he decides he doesn't want them anymore. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] they could be playing worse music. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:55pm - Archaeon ""] FuckIsMySignature said:they could be playing worse music. no they couldn't. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 12,2010 11:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] they could be playin the pink strat bullshit you listen to |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 4:37am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pre-pubescent moshcore is all the rage these days. I hear you can pick up their demo at any Claire's Boutique or Kids' Gap. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 5:05am - the_reverend ""] I thought this said mobile... That confused me son. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 5:07am - the_reverend ""] Haters be hatin |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 9:11am - largefreakatzero ""] All deathcore should be outlawed. What a horrible bastardization of genres. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 9:39am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Everybody now realize that that 10yo drummer gets laid more than all of us combined, then make with the weeping. LAWL |
| _______________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:41am - Yeti ""] Without Remorse in 10 years. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:42am - markworkingrichards ""] Yeti said:Without Remorse in 10 years. So in 10 years Without Remorse will be child versions of themselves? Heh. Also, they have a song called "Without Remorse." Maybe you're onto something. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:45am - Yeti ""] haha yeah that was worded strangely. what i mean is "they will be" Without Remorse in 10 years. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:46am - markworkingrichards ""] Yeah, I just felt like giving you shit because I'm bored at work. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 10:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""] its good but needs moar girl jeans and flat brimmed hats |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:12am - The_Rooster ""] "they have no trouble creating a fresh and brutal sound that seperates them from the others of the genre" hahahahahaha. They seem to be having A LOT of trouble with that. I hate music. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:13am - markworkingrichards ""] I want to know what kind of superb lyrics they have. THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT MY MATH TEACHER, WHO IS A DOODOO HEAD. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:19am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Alice cooper did it |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:33am - goatcatabisk ""] Doomkid said:Those plugs are out of fucking control, they're bigger than the lower half of his face. Its gonna be great when he decides he doesn't want them anymore. If my adolescent son came home looking like that, I'd drown the little faggot in the bathtub. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:45am - porphyria ""] A good idea: Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:49am - afeministwoman ""] those are my boys! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:53am - DestroyYouAlot ""] porphyria said:A good idea: Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears. win'd |
| _________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 11:59am - xmikex ""] The real depressing part is that no matter how much this sucks it's still better than the music I was making at this age. Somebody tell them to get off myspace and do it the right way with a templated angelfire website. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:00pm - reimroc ""] xmikex said:The real depressing part is that no matter how much this sucks it's still better than the music I was making at this age. Somebody tell them to get off myspace and do it the right way with a templated angelfire website. oh lawd angelfire. you just nostalgia'd me. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:01pm - reimroc ""] http://angelfire.com/music4/brootaldeathneckchoke |
| _________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:10pm - xmikex ""] U NOSTALGIA U LOSE |
| __________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:14pm - reimroc ""] I LOST |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:26pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] porphyria said:A good idea: Sneak up behind the kid with the ear hoops and attach a padlock to one of his ears. Naw, they'd almost definitely like it. I'd be willing to bet they probably did it to themselves to help stretch em in the first place. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:28pm - markworkingrichards ""] Fuck a padlock, attach a beartrap instead. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think a live grenade would do the trick. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:32pm - SkinSandwich ""] Set a bunch of pedophiles loose in their practice space. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:43pm - porphyria ""] ValkyrieScreams said: Naw, they'd almost definitely like it. I'd be willing to bet they probably did it to themselves to help stretch em in the first place. I'm sure if it were a padlock they didn't have the combo/key to, it would most certainly ruin their night. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:44pm - Spaldino ""] SkinSandwich said:Set a bunch of pedophiles loose in their practice space. hahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:45pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] If you set the diddlers loose on these kids they'll just turn into a bunch of emo cry babies. That could potentially be worse for humanity. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 12:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. The real molested kids all form porno grind bands and have offensive shirt contests. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:13pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:23pm - mikexmike ""] DestroyYouAlot said:See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. There it is folks. The quote of the day. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 13,2010 1:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:See I feel like those kids just accidentally saw their uncle's dick under a bathrobe one time or something and just blew it all out of proportion. The real molested kids all form porno grind bands and have offensive shirt contests. hahaha...wait |