Sitters vs. Standers[views:12463][posts:88][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:24pm - Revocation ""] All right everyone fess up. Do you sit down or stand up to wipe your ass. I'm a stander all the way. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:24pm - Revocation ""] Well I fucked that poll up |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:25pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] Well, seeing i CANNOT VOTE! I stand to wipe the shizz. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:28pm - RichHorror ""] Only broads sit to wipe. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:34pm - the_reverend ""] only fat kids stand to wipe. that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks. like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:35pm - Lamp ""] I had no idea people actually stood to wipe. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:42pm - Revocation ""] RichHorror said:Only broads sit to wipe. I can't agree more. People who sit to wipe are scum...there I said it |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:50pm - the_reverend ""] oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:54pm - sinistas ""] sit to wipe? what? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:55pm - Lamp ""] It's called "leaning to one side". How the fuck do you people stand to do it? I wouldn't be able to imagine anything but shit falling out of my ass and landing on my pants. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:57pm - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys. Oh I get it, you're a faggot. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:59pm - the_reverend ""] simple solution, standers are tp ballers. they gotta be. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 5:59pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] Stand to wipe? What the fuck? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:19pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:22pm - KeithMutiny ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. theres the simple truth. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:30pm - Revocation ""] I could right a book on this subject. Your ass cheeks don't smoosh together in actuality you can get a much better wipe when your standing, better angle. In addition sitting is gross. I tried it the other day and I felt unclean and ashamed as you should feel if you sit to wipe. standing is a manly thing to do in general. men stand to pee men stand to wipe simple as that. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:31pm - Revocation ""] *write |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Write a book. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:35pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] I'm just not willing to risk having a fecal remnant drop on my balls. No thanks, I'm sitting. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:37pm - Revocation ""] Chapter 1. Men who sit down to wipe are gay THE END |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:39pm - KeithMutiny ""] If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend. with a clean ass, i might add. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:41pm - Revocation ""] Keith, I will pit my asshole against yours any day of the week. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:42pm - RichHorror ""] This thread just got a whole lot sexier. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:42pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] KeithMutiny said:If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend. with a clean ass, i might add. *sits to applaud |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:42pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:43pm - Revocation ""] I think I opened up Pandora's Box of smelly assholes |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:44pm - KeithMutiny ""] hahahahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:44pm - Revocation ""] My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? another great point Sitters do you use pure intuition? perhaps the force |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:49pm - pam ""] wow. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:50pm - davefromthegrave ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:50pm - Lamp ""] My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:51pm - davefromthegrave ""] Lamp said:My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? Only while I'm masturbating. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:52pm - pam ""] WOW. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 6:58pm - powerkok ""] the_reverend said:only fat kids stand to wipe. that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks. like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you. its called a Rorshak test. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:00pm - the_reverend ""] STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS BUDDY |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:01pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] what's an ass buddy? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:02pm - RichHorror ""] Someone that sits to wipe. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:03pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] Hellz yeah ^ |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:11pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] Lamp said:My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? no i use toilet paper....hence |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:13pm - Lamp ""] So do I. Like I said before, lean to one side. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:14pm - RichHorror ""] Clearly, a bare knuckles boxing match is the only way to settle this dispute. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:15pm - Revocation ""] Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:28pm - Lamp ""] Well if Manowar stands then I'll definitely keep sitting, thanks. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:32pm - tbone_r ""] i just found out a year or two ago that some people stand to wipe. although i've been mixing it up lately, i stand by my sitting brethren. pun not intended, but accepted |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:41pm - Kevord ""] I also had no idea people actually stand up to wipe. I also shower right after shitting if I'm at home. I don't feel clean after just wiping and need that extra turd residue elimination. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:44pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:46pm - :tightiewhities: ""] Shit underwater. It's the cleanest. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:47pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:49pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I sit and lean to one side. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 11,2006 7:49pm - Revocation ""] DrewBlood@Work said:If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting. its meant for women who sit to wipe their vaginas. hence sitting is for women. you don't have a vagina do you? |