ASCENDANCY KIDNAPPED BY GURILLAS!!!!![views:14215][posts:88]_________________________________ [Aug 30,2004 8:15pm - Ronald ""] Josh Said--->who let the foreign guy try to speak english? i agree with S.O.D. speak english or die. is now a bad time to say george bush should be re-elected and target all non white, non english speaking countries? ---- well...when I said josh was for the one that belongs to ascendancy, you do not confuse...XD |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 30,2004 11:30pm - Josh_hates_you ""] rev. speak english or die is whereever i see fit worldwide. ronald. sorry. kinda. maybe almost. joshcendency. stop being named josh. that goes for josh martin and all others too. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 31,2004 2:58am - MyDeadDoll ""] BornSoVile en Tacna said:11 days with out a shower! yick! you all need bath and body works care baskets now. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2004 4:49pm - the_reverend ""] yoach got much taller on the trip. [img] |
| __________________________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 3:58am - BornSoVile en Aeropuerto de Lima ""] Well our flight was pushed back from 4 am to 6 am so me and mikey are killing time now in the internet store. Ronald, is that you Lazy Ted? Bored as fuck right now. Ascendancy catch phrases for the tour, ¨Sandwhiches¨ ¨Nada en EE UU¨ ¨Do they have Gold channel?¨ ¨What time is it? better yet what day is it?¨ ¨Terence what the fuck did he just say?¨ ¨Chicas bonita¨ ¨Pollo¨ ¨Mas violencia¨ ¨Mas cerversa¨ ¨FTW¨ Key stats, I consumed about 66 beers Terence coughed 1,000 plus times Mike puked twice Seth broke a drum set every night Kissed tons of girls to many autographs signed to remember played for roughly 2,000 fans all together traveled between 6,000 to 8,000 miles, we´re still computing this one. and yes we broke a heart that belongs to Lazy Ted. Should be back in Boston by Friday morning. Can someone get me into Boston´s Dead one last time? I turn 21 on the 13. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 4:09am - BornSoVile en Aeropuerto de Lima ""] Or is Ronald the dude that went to Puno with us? email me you cahksucker, odiumvile@hotmail.com |
| __________________________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 4:14am - BornSoVile en Aeropuerto de Lima ""] oh we also had three accidents, hit one dog hit one goat hit one van |
| __________________________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 4:19am - BornSoVile en Aeropuerto de Lima ""] Puno stats, 4 monitor dives 2 stage dives 1 kid fell into seth´s kit drunk people passing out on the floor and stage lots of ¨viva boston¨ comments 14 songs 14 2x4´s held up by probably 16 crates made a stage 3 cover bands pits from start to finish on the front and right of the stage i was almost attacked by a rabid dog to many laughs! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 4:21am - DOM_CeasarSalad ""] More phrases: "Asshole." "Where the fuck is Lalo?" "What a dick." "Pizza Hut." "No se." "No comprendo." "No hablo español." "Where Aaron? We need pictures of this shit." "You owe me XX soles." "No, you owe me XXX soles." "Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh." I went 13 days without a shower. I beat Josh. I was the smelliest. We went 36 hours without food at one point. Sick numerous times. Puked twice in the last three days. Once on the street, once in the bathroom at TGI Fridays, not their fault, their food was great. None of you know what a real Ceasar Salad is, and you´ll have to pay me to find out... the hard way. Smell y´all later, bitches. I´ts time to sleep on the concrete floor of the airport until some silly snappy bitches tell us we´re still fucked. Having a blast and a half! See everyone soon! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 4:23am - DOM_CeasarSalad ""] Final stat on Puno: NO AMPLIFIERS. JUST PA. DON´T ASK. |
| __________________________________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 4:25am - BornSoVile en Aeropuerto de Lima ""] Puno was by far the best date on the tour. Ok time to go get ready to board and sleep. I promise to post 20 times in one hour when I return to EE UU. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 6:31am - succubus ""] that was fun to read |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 8:04am - the_reverend ""] BornSoVile en Aeropuerto de Lima said:¨Chicas bonita(s)¨ corrected for you. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 12:05pm - Ronald ""] hehe hi josh(ascendancy) yes i am that guy XD, well im in home again and i sleep in the streets becose my wife dont understand anything (you know) she said "where are you mothef... hahaha whatever, great experience, see you band in a nex time, stay ascendancy and..be careful whit the puno´s ungry Dog XD |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 1:04am - Terence In Florida ""] the last 24 hours were the worst hell ever. I hate airports. Good to be back in the good ol US. We're caught up in Hurricane Charly in Florida, we should be back home on Friday. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 2,2004 1:39am - Abbath ""] so fucking awesome, please tell me you guys video taped any of this? i'll buy 5 copies and pee my self with laughter |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 1:45am - the_reverend ""] pieso que Ronald necesite visitar a boston. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 1:57am - MyDeadDoll ""] you mean "pienso" not "pieso" |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 2:25am - the_reverend ""] oopies.. and I was wondering if I was suppose to use the subjunctive (like I did) or not. I always forget. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:43am - succubus ""] my work just sent out this email: Due to Hurricane Frances all employees and contractors in the Boca, Orlando and Coral Gables offices may go home. ~~~ hope the guys are already gone |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 12:06pm - ASSUCK ""] if they survived south america i think they can make it through a hurricane |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 12:46pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Hurrican Wetback |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 1:23pm - Phantos ""] Shadley kidnapped Mohawk and friends? Shit. I thought he was on his honeymoon. Shadley got married last weekend btw... making babies! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 2:12pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Phantos said:Shadley kidnapped Mohawk and friends? Shit. I thought he was on his honeymoon. Shadley got married last weekend btw... making babies! Wasn't that the basis behind planet of the apes? |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 3:15pm - Phantos ""] yes. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 3,2004 9:51pm - BornSoVile ""] Home sweet fucking home! fuck!!!!!! We drove for about 30 hours to get back from Miami!!! 6 1/2 hours in Florida traffic!! We stayed in West Palm Beach at some friends home, right in the impact zone. 2 more important catch phrases "Lalo, what did she just say" or "Lalo, what is this girl saying" "Tienes Marijuana?" Ronald, you sick evil fuck! Get up to MA for a show sometime and bring Georgi Darkest with you! We'll take care of you! Mi casa es tu casa! |
| _________________________________ [Sep 3,2004 11:56pm - Terence ""] Jesus Christ what a good time. The trip back was grueling as fuck. South America Tour Part II........someday. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 1:31am - MyDeadDoll ""] i hope you all have taken nice long showers. hehehe |
| ________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 1:44am - Terence ""] my hair actually started to dreadlock. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 1:47am - MyDeadDoll ""] dreadlocks are nasty! looks like a head full of poops |
| ________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 1:51am - Terence ""] yes. Thank the lord for shampoo and conditioner here at home. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 2:38am - BornSoVile ""] it feels so good to stack dirty dishes in my room again. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 1:42pm - Terence ""] I still havent adjusted to real life yet. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 2:13pm - dyingmuse ""] good to see yall are back! yayeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 6:27pm - BornSoVile ""] HAHAHAHA, my Krisiun shirt glows in the dark wild! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 11:48pm - MyDeadDoll ""] from being dirty??? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 4,2004 11:51pm - BornSoVile ""] naw, there's a big pentagram on the front side that glows, you know that special shade of white that naturally does it. It's so goofy, i can't wait wear it on stage. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 5,2004 1:47am - MyDeadDoll ""] but if you did, it might make it into the funny faces thread |
| __________________________________ [Sep 5,2004 10:09am - succubus ""] hey josh..aaron and i were at killfest when you IM'ed me welcome home!!!! |