Top 10 reasons why deathcore is better then death metal shitbags[views:19243][posts:90]________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 1:56pm - Deathcore fan ""] Fuck all the haters... 1. We have energy 2. Our songs are about stuff that matters 3. You fags aren't brutal at all 4. More talent involved on song writing 5. Girls listen to it and we get laid way more then you 6. We know how to write good breakdowns as opposed to your shitty attempts 7. We have more fans 8. You think it's funny but we lift more then you 9. Fuck you 10. We sell more albums then your shitty band |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:00pm - sinistas ""] Please tell me this is a regular poster trolling. PLEASE. EDIT: oh, and lol boo hoo |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:01pm - MillenialKingdom ""] It has to be. No one is that retarded. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:03pm - RichHorror ""] #9 is a compelling argument. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] here we go. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:04pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:04pm - Murph MAST ""] MillenialKingdom said:It has to be. No one is that retarded. As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus? ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:04pm - blue ""] Deathcore iz king, all yewz is fags |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:05pm - ouchdrummer ""] RichHorror said:#9 is a compelling argument. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:06pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Murph%20MAST said: MillenialKingdom said:It has to be. No one is that retarded. As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus? ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say. Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat. EDIT: I forgot I was supposed to be offended by your comment. FARK YOU, MORPH! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:07pm - arilliusbm ""] Electra-trooper? Sweet. You'll be able to frag some towelheads with your Tesla-Cannon. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:09pm - RichHorror ""] MillenialKingdom said: Murph%20MAST said: MillenialKingdom said:It has to be. No one is that retarded. As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus? ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say. Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat. GUESS AGAIN, FAGGOT [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:12pm - MillenialKingdom ""] You never know. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:13pm - arktouros ""] arilliusbm said:Electra-trooper? Sweet. You'll be able to frag some towelheads with your Tesla-Cannon. you'll need a Tesla-Cannon attachment for your arm buster cannon. dude have you ever seen this pic, Mark Twain in Tesla's lab... [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:16pm - boblovesmusic ""] The Five Fists Of Science! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:17pm - arilliusbm ""] pretty sweet picture. Tesla was a pure genius. Many modern conspiracies still float around about his works, like how he supposedly found renewable energy 100 years ago. Probably one of the brightest people to live in the past 100 years. Hawking has nothing on him |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:19pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Ha, this thread is better than expected. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:37pm - narkybark ""] he blinded me with science! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:38pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ONLY BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY IS REAL |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:42pm - sinistas ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:43pm - arilliusbm ""] BILL NYE'S NEHPHEW LIVES IN MA AND WAS A DEATHCORE KID: FACT |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i will not tolerate verbal attacks against the family of bill nye. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 2:58pm - secthammer ""] TESLA TROOPERS FTW Just like regular death metal, deathcore has it's fair share of winners and loosers. Just like black metal. And thrash metal. and prog. power metal is GAY though. I don't think anyone can argue with that. (except for blind guardian) |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:00pm - ouchdrummer ""] I love that you actually put the "(except for blind guardian)" disclaimer in there. Because i was totally thinking it. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:03pm - timma ""] C'mon guys...give the guy a break? I mean, he's got a point--nothing represents the genre of deathcore better than a bruetall Top 10 list. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:04pm - metal_church101 ""] Very compelling arguements. C+ for trolling effort. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:06pm - dontlivefastjustdienli ""] blind guardian is the nectar of win |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:20pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] RichHorror said:AWESOME IMAEG OF SWEETNESS FUKKEN SAVED LIST CONTINUES 11. Our moms always come see us play so we have a guaranteed draw 12. Sick gauges 13. Only have to play three shows before having a video on Fuse |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:22pm - Yeti ""] timma said:bruetall hahahaha only Aril and I are bruetall. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:22pm - Yeti ""] and i would totally listen to a genre called "death metal shitbags". |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 3:27pm - arilliusbm ""] 14. Our haircuts are better than yours 15. We can sing better than anyone in death metal 16. We like new Cryptopsy |
| ______________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:40pm - Lamp ""] 17. We now have the ability to seamlessly intertwine techno into our songs to make all the girls want to grind us on stage |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 4:42pm - metal_church101 ""] arilliusbm said:14. Our haircuts are better than yours .... 16. We like new Cryptopsy |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 6:52pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] arilliusbm said:16. We like new Cryptopsy oooof, lol |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 6:56pm - MadOakDevin ""] shut up... all off you. you guys are dumb and mosh at bars. stay in the suburbs. HAHAHAHA |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 7:09pm - MikeOv ""] My mind is blown as to how this went from a troll created thread about deathcore, to the mentioning of Nikola Tesla. RTTP: Expect the unexpected? More often than you think. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 7:33pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 7:58pm - swamplorddvm ""] Deathcore%20fan said:Fuck all the haters... 5. Girls listen to it and we get laid way more then you You just proved yourself wrong young man. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 8:14pm - narkybark ""] 18. crabcore 19. ability to store pogs in our ears 20. hot topic |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 8:24pm - xgodzillax ""] MillenialKingdom said:It has to be. No one is that retarded. irony much? and why isnt your mistake fatherless yet? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 9:32pm - shockmasta ""] MillenialKingdom said: Murph%20MAST said: MillenialKingdom said:It has to be. No one is that retarded. As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus? ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say. Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat. bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 9:59pm - Aril mobile ""] 21. We think it's cool to mosh even when you're not supposed to 22. We only watched darkwing duck when we were kids cuz thats so brutal 23. We play better guitars then all of you |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2009 11:14pm - MikeOv... ""] 24. we all have unnecessary sleeves and tight shirts to make us look ironic in the realm of bad death metal. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2009 1:03am - demondave ""] RichHorror said: MillenialKingdom said: Murph%20MAST said: MillenialKingdom said:It has to be. No one is that retarded. As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus? ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say. Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat. GUESS AGAIN, FAGGOT [img] WIN |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 5,2009 5:32pm - Deathcore Fan ""] Yo guys I'm back. If you want to fucking prove me wrong then go to the vader show tonight. I'll be the dude in the Norma Jean short with red shorts. Deathcore is still better then you fags bands |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 5,2009 9:19pm - t2daeeknli ""] grammer is bad enough to be both real or fake. or real and fake. or real fake. if you are real, norma jean always sucked. if not, cheers :duffbeer: |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 5,2009 10:42pm - trioxin_245 ""] deathcore? from germany? [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 5,2009 11:26pm - immortal13 ""] 25. We all wear shirts from death or black metal bands like Emperor and Dying Fetus to make people who listen to real death metal think we're just as troo and broOtal as them. 26. We always spell broOtal like that. 27. Most of our vocalists sound like they're passing kidney stones. 28. We have the ability to turn gay threads into awesome ones including sweet Bill Nye music videos and Tesla pics. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 6,2009 9:08am - C.Dead ""] trioxin_245 said:deathcore? from germany? [img] HAHA, what a shit record. I still remember when you brought it over and hilarity ensued. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 6,2009 12:28pm - trioxin_245 ""] C.Dead said: trioxin_245 said:deathcore? from germany? [img] HAHA, what a shit record. I still remember when you brought it over and hilarity ensued. ya but apparently theres a whole fucking genre named after this, ugh... also, i actually dont mind the album, it sounds like municipal waste if municipal waste didnt suck ass |