I just left Smite The Righteous
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[Jul 24,2006 11:32am - ct borderpatrol ""]
pam said:
I am sad, someone please make me feel better.
wanna mate?
[Jul 24,2006 11:45am - pam ""]
ct borderpatrol said:pam said:
I am sad, someone please make me feel better.
wanna mate?
Sure but I warn you, when I get turned on I morph into a flesh-eating ogre and you may have all your skin torn off for your efforts...
[Jul 24,2006 11:47am - DreamingInExile ""]
sounds like fun... count me in too HAHAHAHAHA
[Jul 24,2006 11:50am - ct borderpatrol ""]
pam said:ct borderpatrol said:pam said:
I am sad, someone please make me feel better.
wanna mate?
Sure but I warn you, when I get turned on I morph into a flesh-eating ogre and you may have all your skin torn off for your efforts...
<3
[Jul 24,2006 11:55am - pam ""]
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[Jul 24,2006 11:56am - RichHorror ""]
I've had worse.
[Jul 24,2006 11:58am - DreamingInExile ""]
LMFAO!
[Jul 24,2006 12:00pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
HOT!
[Jul 24,2006 12:01pm - pam ""]
this defense works as poorly as the lesbian defense.
[Jul 24,2006 12:09pm - dreadkill ""]
lesbian defenses are hot
[Jul 24,2006 12:12pm - pam ""]
One time, I tried to rescue my friend Julie from a scumbag by getting all in his face like WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S WITH ME. He backed off a little and said "Aaah you know the second I saw you walk in I thought 'She's totally a dyke'"
...that was the last time I used that one.
[Jul 24,2006 12:16pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
pam said:[img]
Wow, I actually have this counter for my tabletop D&D games.
[Jul 24,2006 12:16pm - RichHorror ""]
A lesbian defense is no defense against a cinderblock to the mouth.
[Jul 24,2006 12:16pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
You should start a band called The Lesbian Defense
[Jul 24,2006 12:17pm - pam ""]
DrinkHardThrashHard said:pam said:[img]
Wow, I actually have this counter for my tabletop D&D games.
nnnnnnnnnerd!
[Jul 24,2006 12:18pm - pam ""]
DrinkHardThrashHard said:You should start a band called The Lesbian Defense
oh my god...that's genius!!
[Jul 24,2006 12:35pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
pam said:
nnnnnnnnnerd!
That's geek.
[Jul 24,2006 12:39pm - Yeti ""]
i wouldnt be talking about fashion if i was wearing a lime green tank top
BAM!
[Jul 24,2006 12:51pm - pam ""]
Yeti said:i wouldnt be talking about fashion if i was wearing a lime green tank top
BAM!
what the hell are you talkin' bout?
[Jul 24,2006 1:27pm - Yeti ""]
Futurama
[Jul 24,2006 2:07pm - LDL ""]
The Lesbian Defense should be called the Lesbian Defense League and do all covers of Youth Defense League songs, except the lyrics will be about fishing.
[Jul 24,2006 2:42pm - Dankill ""]
We have enough lesbians in Mass as it is.
Either that or I've gotten way too many lesbian defences to the face.
Pam, just flash the ring and if that doesn't work, resort to violence with broken glass bottles.
If Rich is still turned on by the bottles, run!
[Jul 24,2006 3:08pm - xmikex ""]
I want to hear some post-band shit talk now!!!!
[Jul 24,2006 3:36pm - pam ""]
Dankill said:We have enough lesbians in Mass as it is.
Either that or I've gotten way too many lesbian defences to the face.
Pam, just flash the ring and if that doesn't work, resort to violence with broken glass bottles.
If Rich is still turned on by the bottles, run!
lol
[Jul 24,2006 3:36pm - pam ""]
xmikex said:I want to hear some post-band shit talk now!!!!
Sorry, not from me. They might have some for ya though, I have no idea.
[Jul 24,2006 3:43pm - xmikex ""]
I just talked to them. They said your mother wears combat boots. They saaid you pronounce Neifelheim wrong, you call Ronnie James Dio "RODNEY James Dio", and you're pregnant with Rob Halford's kid. Are you gonna take that shit?
Fire Back!
[Jul 24,2006 3:45pm - pam ""]
...those motherfuckers
[Jul 24,2006 10:12pm - dreadkill ""]
xmikex said:I just talked to them. They said your mother wears combat boots. They saaid you pronounce Neifelheim wrong, you call Ronnie James Dio "RODNEY James Dio", and you're pregnant with Rob Halford's kid. Are you gonna take that shit?
Fire Back!
pam's husband thinks i pronounce everything wrong.
[Jul 24,2006 10:25pm - pam ""]
dreadkill said:xmikex said:I just talked to them. They said your mother wears combat boots. They saaid you pronounce Neifelheim wrong, you call Ronnie James Dio "RODNEY James Dio", and you're pregnant with Rob Halford's kid. Are you gonna take that shit?
Fire Back!
pam's husband thinks i pronounce everything wrong.
Everyone with working ears thinks that, Ken.
[Jul 24,2006 10:31pm - dreadkill ""]
nope, just people who have no idea what they're talking about.
[Jul 24,2006 10:42pm - the_reverend ""]
there was a thread today that I was going to call pam a bitch in and that's why she has no female friends. but then I remembered that he and carina are friends so I didn't post it.
this whole thread is the most serious thing I've ever seen pam say since she said "I do." those were TOTALLY real tears mrs.
[Jul 24,2006 11:42pm - Dankill ""]
Broken bottles are also called nigger knives.
I want chicken. Someone bring forth the feast!
I cut a korean guy's flat top today!
Pam, do you feel better about yourself yet?
If not, I'll have to see you again sometime and drink heavily.
[Jul 24,2006 11:46pm - pam ""]
the_reverend said:there was a thread today that I was going to call pam a bitch in and that's why she has no female friends. but then I remembered that he and carina are friends so I didn't post it.
this whole thread is the most serious thing I've ever seen pam say since she said "I do." those were TOTALLY real tears mrs.
Rest assured it was the last serious thing you will ever see me say.
The tears were out of rib-crushing sorrow that I didn't end up marrying you, love of my life.
[Jul 25,2006 12:05am - TheAccursedDrummer NLI (aka STR drummer as well) ""]
No trash talk from our side of the fence either, that shit's bogus. Things are OK with STR and Pam, and always will be. She's my sister in law, and one of the best friends I have ever had, and anything that needs to be said about her or about this situation has been said between us. We understand why she wanted to part with us, and have no problem with her for any reason. We love her, and will miss her. We can only hope that we get someone with the intensity which she brought us, and we also hope that she finds a band that will allow her to continue her path of destruction.
[Jul 25,2006 12:11am - Tim_John ""]
pam said:anonymous said:Right, if you can't leave your marriage, leave your band.
and if you can't talk shit with balls, do it anonymously!
Now that's LOL. PAm, if you'd like to court me, I would be very intersting to get to know. I have a
:gun: in my :tightiewhities: . While realize this doesn't make much sense, I'd like to abruptedly make love to you whilst listening to ABRUPTUM.
THAT was GAy. SOrry :bartnormal:
10 4
[Jul 25,2006 12:13am - Tim_John ""]
Heya, lay off guys. Take it EZ. I'm working with what I Got when it comes to these emoticons, and I'm doing hella good.
10 4
[Jul 25,2006 12:16am - the_reverend ""]
pam said:Rest assured it was the last serious thing you will ever see me say.
The tears were out of rib-crushing sorrow that I didn't end up marrying you, love of my life.
that reminds me of this song about this dude who kept trying to get something that he wanted, but just couldn't quite get it and in the end, he found that what he actally got what the very thing that he needed. I think that songs was call the little engine that could or was if tommy the tugboat. oh well, that's not important, but it reminds me of what's going to happen when I get home in 3 hours and try to probe carina somewhere that girls typically don't like being probed and she's going to tell me she's trying to sleep. then she'll tell me to stop rocking the bed cause Im going to wake her up and she won't get back to sleep and she needs to sleep.
what does this have to do with you quitting a band? nothing, but I hope she reads this and knows to be nuddie when I get home.
[Jul 25,2006 12:17am - Tim_John ""]
ummmmmmmm.... reverend?
your balls are showing.
[Jul 25,2006 10:43am - xmikex ""]
None of you clowns know how to quit a metal band
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[Jul 25,2006 10:54am - ShadowSD ""]
pam said:I can't tell whats more upsetting...leaving the band, or no one giving a shit...
Hey it seems from this thread that a lot of us give a shit.
Sorry to hear it, Pam, and good luck...
[Jul 25,2006 11:11am - dreadkill ""]
xmikex said:None of you clowns know how to quit a metal band
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well played
[Jul 25,2006 11:34am - the_reverend ""]
PAM AT THE DOCTORS
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[Jul 25,2006 12:48pm - pam ""]
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