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just heard my first Ke$ha song

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[Apr 14,2010 10:15am - the_reverend ""]
how can someone make the awesomeness of auto-tune sound like pure garbage.
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[Apr 14,2010 10:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
You inspired me to check her out, I've honestly never heard of her before.


bennyhillifier

Sounds like a 14 year old girl making playground taunts about how she's going to fuck some guy in the ass in the back of her car. Did I get the message right?
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[Apr 14,2010 10:31am - the_reverend ""]
all I got out of that was she uses a nokia and has super powers.
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[Apr 14,2010 10:32am - the_reverend ""]
I can't believe she made having super powers look terrible.
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[Apr 14,2010 10:33am - Alx_Casket ""]
She needs to do a duet with this man.


bennyhillifier
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[Apr 14,2010 10:35am - goatcatalyst ""]
She needs to get gangraped by Overfiend-esque tentacles and then some squid in her panties for good measure. Then we'll see how frisky she is.
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[Apr 14,2010 11:09am - reimroc ""]
almost as good as hypercrush
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[Apr 14,2010 11:17am - blue ""]
I first wrote her off as a gaga wannabe, but I'm slowly getting more into that single she has out.
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[Apr 14,2010 11:59am - timma ""]

blue said:I first wrote her off as a gaga wannabe, but I'm slowly getting more into that single she has out.


You are fail, Peter.
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[Apr 14,2010 12:00pm - Archaeon ""]
Shes from Nashville. Just saying.
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[Apr 14,2010 12:04pm - pam ""]
I approve of men shutting the fuck up.
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[Apr 14,2010 12:15pm - the_reverend ""]
the more someone wants to lick a vagina, the more that person wants men to shut the fuck up.
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[Apr 14,2010 12:16pm - ROLY POLY TROLLY  ""]
I approve of you taking all 4 of my girthy inches down your throat. You'll love it. It's salty and reeks of seaweed. Hopefully I can shoot off my bottle cap hard enough to damage your larynx as to never hear you speak again.
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[Apr 14,2010 12:22pm - Conservationist ""]
All hip-hop is retarded.
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[Apr 14,2010 12:38pm - pam ""]

the_reverend said:the more someone wants to lick a vagina, the more that person wants men to shut the fuck up.


I've already done that and I still want you to shut up.
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[Apr 14,2010 1:07pm - timma ""]
Shit just got REAL.
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[Apr 14,2010 2:51pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]

blue said:I first wrote her off as a gaga wannabe, but I'm slowly getting more into that single she has out.


party at a rich dudes house is DA BOMB
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[Apr 14,2010 3:09pm - KPANZER  ""]
This cunt is everything that sucks about modern 'culture'.She's the retarded fetus of the Paris Hilton 'Vapid, Spoiled, Disposable' Whore generation.
You see a million girls who act like this now. Someone drop the bomb already.
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[Apr 14,2010 6:11pm - BlackoutRick ""]
Yeah a cum bomb all over her face. Then her ballon knot. Then her tits and armpits. Then......
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[Apr 14,2010 8:04pm - Dankill  ""]
So the point of all this is that Pam digs vajay, right?
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[Apr 14,2010 8:11pm - ArilliusBM ""]

KPANZER said:This cunt is everything that sucks about modern 'culture'.She's the retarded fetus of the Paris Hilton 'Vapid, Spoiled, Disposable' Whore generation.
You see a million girls who act like this now. Someone drop the bomb already.




x 1000.

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[Apr 14,2010 8:20pm - Slag ""]
I can't believe I even pressed play on this video. Auto-tune is such a problem. You can never tell anymore when someone delivers a genuine performance. Everything sounds fake.
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[Apr 14,2010 8:24pm - reimroc ""]
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[Apr 14,2010 8:42pm - Samantha ""]

the_reverend said:all I got out of that was she uses a nokia and has super powers.


I have a phone like that. Does the phone come with super powers?

All I got from this video was the reaffirmation that people with absolutely no talent are still making millions of dollars for making horrible music.

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[Apr 14,2010 8:50pm - Samantha ""]
I just realized this is the same chick who does this song:


bennyhillifier

A girl at work was singing some part of this song that goes, "unless they look like Mick Jagger", and I started laughing. The kid didn't understand why until I showed her a picture of Mick Jagger.
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[Apr 14,2010 9:24pm - sheep  ""]
she must be a real sheep to not know who mick jagger is
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[Apr 14,2010 9:26pm - Samantha ""]
Most teenagers have no clue who Mick Jagger is.
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[Apr 14,2010 9:30pm - sheep  ""]
most teenagers are sheep
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[Apr 14,2010 9:33pm - Samantha ""]
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[Apr 14,2010 9:37pm - Dr. Sphincto  ""]
The Horror, The Horror
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[Apr 15,2010 2:51pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
I have a feeling this Kesha and her image is all just a big joke on the mainstream music audience. Maybe she wanted to write music that was so ridiculous to see if people would actually buy it.

Teenage sheeps fail once again.
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[Apr 15,2010 3:09pm - Sacreligion ""]
Ugly bitch is ugly and terrible songs are terrible.
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[Apr 15,2010 3:42pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
This record is actually awesome.

It has no integrity at all. If you're look for "real" music, you won't find it here.

But if you want catchy-as-fuck pop shit that you can sing all day, well then: Voila.
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[Apr 15,2010 3:44pm - xanonymousx ""]
dude shes at da bamboozle next weekeneddd in jerssy
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[Apr 15,2010 3:44pm - pam ""]

Dankill said:So the point of all this is that Pam digs vajay, right?


Nah. I'm a dick-only girl these days. Never know until you try, right?
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[Apr 15,2010 4:53pm - fap fap fap  ""]
oh hey what's up
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[Apr 15,2010 5:07pm - TheRidersofDoom ""]
my friends white boy dance to her at the clubs all the time when they go out drinking

personally I like to white boy dance to lady gaga, there's a joke at work about her.
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[Apr 15,2010 10:57pm - xanonymousx ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jul 2,2010 4:22pm - xFuck Loggin Inx  ""]
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[Jul 2,2010 4:31pm - narkybark ""]
oh, another pop star I don't give a shit about.
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[Jul 2,2010 4:41pm - Doomkid ""]

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:This record is actually awesome.

It has no integrity at all. If you're look for "real" music, you won't find it here.

But if you want catchy-as-fuck pop shit that you can sing all day, well then: Voila.



Hahaha, this has been my exact reaction to her. She cannot execute a performance to save her life though.
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[Jul 2,2010 6:40pm - blue ""]

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:This record is actually awesome.

It has no integrity at all. If you're look for "real" music, you won't find it here.

But if you want catchy-as-fuck pop shit that you can sing all day, well then: Voila.



exactly. why people are trying to find actual artistic integrity at all in this is beyond me.

i like good hooks, regardless of genre.
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[Jul 2,2010 6:46pm - Lamp ""]
Why anybody would listen to a cheap knockoff of actual music when they know plenty about the real deal is beyond me, but you know.
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[Jul 2,2010 6:54pm - Doomkid ""]

Lamp said:Why anybody would listen to a cheap knockoff of actual music when they know plenty about the real deal is beyond me, but you know.


For the same reason I enjoy eating both sushi and Sour Patch Kids. Though not together.
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[Jul 2,2010 7:00pm - Lamp ""]
Haha, are you saying one or both doesn't constitute as food?

(either way both are great)
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[Jul 2,2010 7:04pm - ShadowSD ""]
I feel the same way about Kesha's music as Lady Gaga's:

The studio tracks they play on the radio, and the way they're produced, sound like ass.

But - on certain songs, there IS a really good chord progression, vocal melody, and vocal harmonies going on - to the point when they perform the songs LIVE with a REAL drummer, it's actually surprisingly good.

See Kesha's SNL performance of Tik Tok and especially Lady Gaga's SNL performance of Love Game with real live drummers hitting HARD along with less vocal digital effecty crap, and all of a sudden songs that sound awful on the radio sound surprisingly good. I'd also recommend looking up metal versions of Gaga songs like Paparazzi that have been done on youtube by overdubbing a guitar, and again prepare to be surprised by something that would otherwise be lame.

Integrity? Well given the atrocious lyrics in Tik Tok, Kesha does reveal herself as the stupid spoiled whore queen, as others have said. But I think it comes down to this - did either Gaga or Kesha actually write a substantial part of the melodies, harmonies, and chord progressions involved? If they had no part in it at all, then their talent and integrity as musicians is non-existant, but if so, then I have to give them that - even though the songs on their actual albums sound AWFUL in the effort to produce them in a trendy fashion.

What's autotune?
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[Jul 2,2010 7:52pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Jul 2,2010 7:55pm - Archaeon ""]
People in this thread do not understand pop music.
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[Jul 2,2010 8:05pm - ShadowSD ""]
I understand it well enough to know it generally sucks, but like many things in life that suck, we're still better off looking for and recognizing the good points in it when they appear; in this pop is much like metalcore, as one can either be frustrated by all the parts that suck, or look for what's good here and there since you're stuck listening to it at the moment anyway.

It's kind of like how you still cheer even though it's the Special Olympics.
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[Jul 2,2010 8:09pm - Archaeon ""]
To be honest, I'd rather this to pop music than most metal but I'm a pussy.

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