if you could go back in time and tell your 17 yo self one thing...[views:12922][posts:95]___________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:22pm - DreadKill ""] find out how magnets work |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:25pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Invent this chocolate rain thing |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:26pm - arilliusbm ""] - to kill myself after sega genesis |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:32pm - Dankill ""] Don't worry, you can afford to get in an extra fight or two, just not after you turn 18. Get into barbering earlier. RustyPS said:....and also, stop being such a pussy about pussy GET LAID |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:37pm - c.DeAd ""] Stay gold. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:38pm - nekronaut ""] That seemingly nice couple you and your girlfriend will meet off Clist and move in with.. they're swingers. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:54pm - SkinSandwich ""] Give my 17 year old self a sheet of paper with all the Super Bowl winners between 1990 and now. bet a SHITLOAD of money with other people and be set for life. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:54pm - Alexecutioner ""] bobnomaamrooney said:In like five years you should beat the shit out of your roommate. HAHA |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:56pm - Alexecutioner ""] invent napster before some other fag does, piss off metallica, and get rich |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 3:08pm - Archaeon ""] In 2 years theres going to be this thread on rttp about what you should say to yourself at 17, come up with something clever to say. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 3:15pm - punk potenza ""] DreadKill said:kill yourself now. it just gets worse. this...mabey also not to get involved with certin psyho women i have been wiht |
| ______________________________ [Jul 26,2010 3:18pm - Lamp ""] Yeti said:i'd just walk up and punch myself in the face. there is far too much to say that can be summed up nicely in a nice, hard face smash. RustyPS said:....and also, stop being such a pussy about pussy GET LAID Also, smoke weed every day. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 3:27pm - brodown ""] arilliusbm said:haha yep. Metal/beer > lawyers. They suck major ass. --Tell this to JustinSteele. Good thing is that Umass now has the states first Public Lawschool - now it's relatively affordable considering how much $$$$ those fucking schools are. --That's where that douche is going. Fuck him. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 26,2010 3:30pm - Lamp ""] Also, I'd say "Stop wasting your time getting worked up and bitching about stupid shit and get a real god damn job, you pussy asshole." |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 4:17pm - rumphumper ""] Before of entering Paganmegans anus. Also, just because she's a chick that plays guitar, she is not gf material. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2010 4:50pm - TIMMA ""] Take music more seriously. One day, you will play a silly slam death metal show with balloons and an inflatable negro with a 12 inch wiener flying towards your face repeatedly. This is how you know you have succeeded. Also, stop driving like an asshole. It will cost you shit tons of money. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 5:25pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] you're too nice to people. fuck compromise & learn to be a little more bitchy. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 5:30pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] oh yeah, and when you say something is "over", DO NOT turn back. period. |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 5:56pm - bradness so totally at work ""] AndrewBastard said:never try cocaine So true. And no matter what, DON'T LEARN HOW TO MAKE FREEBASE |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 6:04pm - arilliusbm ""] "don't excessively post on returntothepit, you only make an idiotic fool out of yourself and confuse people that don't understand the concept of the sarcasm meter, although that wont be implemented into returntothepit because the creator is too lazy playing littlebigplanet and spanking his monkey" |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 6:19pm - slar you a wizard ""] "do the exact opposite of everything you are planning to do for at least the next 8 years, oh yea, and that kid down that well was a hoax, they end up finding him hiding in a barn nearby" |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DYA%20is%20BZZZZZZZZZZ said: MarkFuckingRichards said:Don't ever go to Taco Bell. This just thouroughly convinced 31yo DYA to go to Taco Bell. I'm pretty sure my 27 year old self is convinced to go to Taco Bell as well. Sigh. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:07pm - reimroc ""] hey nothing wrong with a little salmonella. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:08pm - reimroc ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:09pm - i_am_not_me ""] Don't pay for a car you can't drive. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:13pm - Alexecutioner ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: DYA%20is%20BZZZZZZZZZZ said: MarkFuckingRichards said:Don't ever go to Taco Bell. This just thouroughly convinced 31yo DYA to go to Taco Bell. I'm pretty sure my 27 year old self is convinced to go to Taco Bell as well. Sigh. Put 5 guys in your mouth or you're a pussy, trust me, its not as gay as it sounds |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Already did last Saturday, broski. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:32pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:- to kill myself after sega genesis you mean after master system. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 7:36pm - the_reverend ""] in the far future, you will run a site that will be the #1 source for dead I.C.P. baby. Also, you will sometimes find it ok to use the word nigger. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:16pm - Conservationist ""] the_reverend said:What would it be? Read "The Republic." |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:35pm - arilliusbm ""] Conservationist said: the_reverend said:What would it be? Read "The Republic." For people who've never read that masterpiece: [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:46pm - immortal13 ""] - Should have taken the blue pill. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:09pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Invest in WCW |
| _______________________________ [Sep 2,2013 5:37pm - liana ""] if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below: 1) If you want your ex back. (2) if you always have bad dreams. (3) You want to be promoted in your office. (4) You want women/men to run after you. (5) If you want a child. (6) You want to be rich. (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. (8) If you need financial assistance. (9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money.email: okitispell@gmail.com |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2013 6:22pm - Lamp ""] 26 year old me is pleased that 23 year old me would do the same as Yeti and punch my 17 year old self in the face. Though I'm thinking right now, if I could just listen to my 17 year old self talk about his hopes for himself and the world around him, I would just soak it all in, burst into hysterics for at least 15 minutes, then just walk away without saying a word. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2013 6:34pm - the_reverend ""] One word, lougle |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2013 7:44pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2013 8:41pm - Goatrider ""] shuttup fagget. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 2,2013 10:46pm - Becky Scott ""] -Beware metalcore -Don't get worked up about anything on the internet ever. -Don't post anything angry or hostile on the internet ever. -When your band seems like it really isn't working out, stop being a wimp, quit and join another one. |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 3,2013 12:54pm - RTTP CLEANUP CREW SR. ""] 3 |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 3,2013 1:35pm - MS. RTTP CLEANUP CREW ""] 2 |
| __________________________________ [Sep 3,2013 3:34pm - shitcunt ""] Practice a lot more. Finish school. Don't start smoking. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 3,2013 4:39pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""] Sooo so many things to warn 17 year old me about...but 17 year old me wouldn't listen |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 3,2013 4:52pm - the_reverend ""] isn't that always the way. 17yo us was a dick. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 3,2013 6:06pm - BeholdJudas ""] I'd echo the sentiment of so many others here and knock my seventeen-year-old self the fuck out. |