why are men assholes?
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[Sep 15,2004 4:04pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i keep running into stubborn self-asorbed rock star wannabe jerks!
grrr
wheres lorrena bobbit when you need her?
j/k
[Sep 15,2004 4:05pm - Dissector ""]
We're assholes because its funny to us.
[Sep 15,2004 4:06pm - Christraper ""]
yea
[Sep 15,2004 4:07pm - dirteecrayon ""]
assholes should be beaten with wet noodles!
[Sep 15,2004 4:07pm - succubus ""]
awwww i'm sorry to hear this...that sucks =(
~~~
[Sep 15,2004 4:08pm - succubus ""]
and i mean..i'm sorry to hear you went through crap...
guys can be really stupid and insensitive
[Sep 15,2004 4:08pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i'm switching teams!!!
[Sep 15,2004 4:08pm - Christraper ""]
dirteecrayon said:assholes should be beaten with wet noodles!
If shes hot enough ill eat it without noodles!
[Sep 15,2004 4:08pm - powerkok ""]
why are women ho's?
[Sep 15,2004 4:09pm - Christraper ""]
Oh! BEATEN!! I thought you said eaten! HAHAHAHA!
[Sep 15,2004 4:10pm - dirteecrayon ""]
have you had your daily serving of ass today?
[Sep 15,2004 4:11pm - dirteecrayon ""]
powerkok said:why are women ho's?
women wouldn't be ho's if guys weren't such dicks!
[Sep 15,2004 4:12pm - the_reverend ""]
I'll get my fill of ass after the show tonight.
[Sep 15,2004 4:15pm - Christraper ""]
Women are filthy lying sluts that are always looking to upgrade! They may say they love you now but as soon as someone with more money or a nicer car or a smaller dick or who listens to fucking rap comes around they start playing with your fucking head! " No Christraper we're just friends, really....." Women are expensive slam pigs!
except my friends and my girlfriend....
[Sep 15,2004 4:15pm - BornSoVile ""]
it's part of our manly essence.
[Sep 15,2004 4:16pm - powerkok ""]
I keep my bitches in line!
[Sep 15,2004 4:24pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:I'll get my fill of ass after the show tonight.
first you send hooker moobs and now you want to do him in the butt...you move fast
[Sep 15,2004 4:30pm - Shannon ""]
DAMN, I could be all over this one on the MANY MANY MANY ways about why men are assholes and insensitive and suck and are selfish and ignorant and petty and Ok I'll stop now!
[Sep 15,2004 4:31pm - Lynneaus ""]
you girls expect too much.
;)
[Sep 15,2004 4:31pm - Hooker ""]
that's just human. Much like the taste of cigarettes in a co-ed dorm, it goes both ways.
[Sep 15,2004 4:32pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
yeah, i can think of a few things to say too... but i think women can be just a guilty sometimes...
[Sep 15,2004 4:44pm - the_reverend ""]
the simplest answer that NOBOY here got.
"you are what you eat"
eos.
[Sep 15,2004 4:46pm - succubus ""]
so most girls on here on dicks and most guys are pussys?
hahahahahaha
[Sep 15,2004 4:49pm - Josh_hates_you ""]
im a stubborn self-asorbed rock star wannabe jerk
[Sep 15,2004 4:51pm - the_reverend ""]
carina, you've seen most of the people on here at shows
rule #1
1) none of them get laid.. basically ever..
so your assumption is wrong.
[Sep 15,2004 5:00pm - succubus ""]
hahahahaa
[Sep 15,2004 5:00pm - succubus ""]
what does that make you? and me?
[Sep 15,2004 5:00pm - Shannon ""]
succubus said:so most girls on here on dicks and most guys are pussys?
hahahahahaha
Awesome fucking answer, but not just here. Thats in the general population!!!
[Sep 15,2004 5:04pm - dirteecrayon ""]
Josh_hates_you said:im a stubborn self-asorbed rock star wannabe jerk
which is why you will prolly not be receving any black loving from me!
:spineyes:
[Sep 15,2004 5:13pm - the_reverend ""]
she said probably...
IOW: she wants your stank!
[Sep 15,2004 5:27pm - dEoDIUMmORTIS ""]
Everyone is shit, obviously. Guys suck. Girls suck. It's just that simple.
[Sep 15,2004 5:33pm - Josh_hates_you ""]
dirteecrayon said:Josh_hates_you said:im a stubborn self-asorbed rock star wannabe jerk
which is why you will prolly not be receving any black loving from me!
:spineyes:
where there is a will there is a way.....................
[Sep 15,2004 5:35pm - powerkok ""]
dEoDIUMmORTIS said:Everyone is shit, obviously. Guys suck. Girls suck. It's just that simple.
you ready for that manhug yet?
[Sep 15,2004 5:37pm - dEoDIUMmORTIS ""]
You ready for that chainsaw to the throat?
[Sep 15,2004 5:45pm - powerkok ""]
hahaha Ud eat that thing before you got near me, then Id hug your torso.
Youre getting hugged!! No if's and's or but's about it.
[Sep 15,2004 5:46pm - Kalopsia ""]
succubus said:guys can be really stupid and insensitive
so can women
[Sep 15,2004 5:52pm - Devin ""]
Members of the opposite sex always seem more stupid and insensitive then members of your own sex. That's just human nature.
[Sep 15,2004 6:07pm - armageddonday ""]
dEoDIUMmORTIS said:Everyone is shit, obviously. Guys suck. Girls suck. It's just that simple.
That's the best answer so far.
[Sep 15,2004 9:22pm - sadist_nation ""]
Yes, guys are assholes, and girls are cunts. Get used to it, pretty much everyone sucks ass.
[Sep 15,2004 9:29pm - yourbandsucks ""]
you are obviously both
[Sep 15,2004 9:33pm - succubus ""]
funny how there are a few threads bashing chicks..and this is the first anti boy one and everyone whines
hahaha
bash the women in your own threads
lol
you guys need to stop generalizing males and females...
[Sep 15,2004 9:40pm - Kalopsia ""]
succubus said:funny how there are a few threads bashing chicks..and this is the first anti boy one and everyone whines
hahaha
bash the women in your own threads
lol
you guys need to stop generalizing males and females...
typical of a female to say that
[Sep 15,2004 9:42pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
we all suck equally... it's just a matter of how many beers it takes some of us to suck...
[Sep 15,2004 9:42pm - succubus ""]
i'm not a beer fan though
[Sep 15,2004 9:43pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
ok, how many shots then....
[Sep 15,2004 9:46pm - succubus ""]
more than a few =)
[Sep 15,2004 9:46pm - SUBJUGATE ""]
dirteecrayon said:assholes should be beaten with wet noodles!
sounds kinky i like it :spineyes:
[Sep 15,2004 9:50pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
**wets a noodle**
ok, bend over!!
[Sep 15,2004 9:58pm - succubus ""]
hahaha
[Sep 15,2004 10:36pm - powerkok ""]
not all men are assholes...they just wanna fuck you...
not all women are bitches...they just want our money.
hence, the hooker.
the hooker fills the gap, the void, of the uncomfortable 'you wanna fuck' speech.
[Sep 15,2004 10:47pm - xmikex ""]
why are all women inept douchebags?
[Sep 15,2004 10:52pm - powerkok ""]
inept IS the word.
Like silly ass shit...like driving...little things that guys do, basically on instinct or common sense that woman ponder why or dont notice at all.
Fixing things....use your imagination...if theres no manual...woman are fucked.
musical instruments....I know there are a FEW talented woman in metal, but take that # and compare it to the men.....
taking hints....if its a psychical hint, women are all over it....yet u can wink click snap roll your eyes, with a verbal hint, and they stand there like deer.
I have more.
[Sep 16,2004 12:07am - Josiah_the_Black ""]
within womens nature are traits that are less apparent than that of mens, for instance, in general men seem to be better with their hands, ie fixing things
however it works the other way too, women seem to be better at cooking and making babies because a lot of it has to do nature vs nurture type shit, providing for the family has always been a trait of a womans composition
obviously there are exceptions to the rule as there always will be
we tend to generalize and stereotype both men and women and we are shocked when we find the exact opposite of what we were expecting
my mom for instance is very strong and very good with her hands, so to say that even most women are bad at driving or playing instruments is false because as time goes on it seems as though there is more of a crossbreed of a semi-equality so to speak between men and women
[Sep 16,2004 12:08am - Josiah_the_Black ""]
i mean... YA! WOMEN ARE FAGS
[Sep 16,2004 12:25am - MyDeadDoll ""]
Josiah_the_Black said:WOMEN ARE FAGS
isn't that every guy's dream??
[Sep 16,2004 1:56am - succubus ""]
this is a thread about guys being assholes
if you wanna talk shit about women, a thread already exists
[Sep 16,2004 8:53am - Lynneaus ""]
its all in the people you interact in. People get fixated on the idea that someone will change.... everyone is stubborn and set in their ways....
if you meet a girl who is stringing you along and just using you for your money, guess what!! shes not all the sudden gonna say "lets be boyfriend and girlfriend and you dont have to spend all this money on me anymore because i just want your love"
if a guy constantly makes jokes about everyone and everthing...and you think its hilarious... guess what you are gonna face those jokes some time... laugh it off... dont think you are gonna be off limits for those jokes.
people are who they are... if we all took some time to see how people really are...and truly accepted them for who they are... we wouldnt be sitting here complaining about men and women.
[Sep 16,2004 9:06am - baneofexistence ""]
MyDeadDoll said:**wets a noodle**
ok, bend over!!
i'm ready :shocked::nuke:
[Sep 16,2004 9:08am - the_reverend ""]
I don't know.. personally, I'm a piece of shit, slime nd everyone knows it so why worry?
[Sep 16,2004 9:10am - succubus ""]
hahahaha
[Sep 16,2004 9:11am - succubus ""]
and here you are:
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[Oct 17,2004 6:01pm - dirteecrayon nli ""]
i think i'm a asshole magnet or something
:/
[Oct 17,2004 6:03pm - SUBJUGATE ""]
awwwww
[Oct 17,2004 6:17pm - dirteecrayon nli ""]
=(
c'est la vie i guess...
[Oct 17,2004 6:21pm - Jellyfish ""]
powerkok said:I keep my bitches in line!
putting bitches in their places.
[Oct 17,2004 6:33pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i need to keep assholes in place with my taser
[Oct 17,2004 7:02pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
that's why we ladies need to stop thinking about love and mushy stuff... we need to think like men... guys are good for two things: 1. money 2. sex
[Oct 17,2004 7:29pm - succubus ""]
right now my guy is cooking for me
[Oct 17,2004 7:33pm - dirteecrayon ""]
no need to brag
[Oct 17,2004 7:36pm - succubus ""]
i'm just stating facts
[Oct 17,2004 7:38pm - Jellyfish ""]
MyDeadDoll said:that's why we ladies need to stop thinking about love and mushy stuff... we need to think like men... guys are good for two things: 1. money 2. sex
i dont think guys are interested in the money. i think its sex and food.
[Oct 17,2004 7:46pm - succubus ""]
oh and sorry that you are dealing with assholes, as i've told you..we all have dated at least one...you are a great girl and deserve the best!
but don't be mad at me since i've never done anything bad to you
[Oct 17,2004 7:56pm - dirteecrayon ""]
i'm not mad at you
i was kidding when i said you were bragging about rev cooking.
[Oct 17,2004 8:15pm - Rich Horror NLI ""]
Jellyfish said:MyDeadDoll said:that's why we ladies need to stop thinking about love and mushy stuff... we need to think like men... guys are good for two things: 1. money 2. sex
i dont think guys are interested in the money. i think its sex and food.
[Oct 17,2004 8:15pm - Rich Horror NLI ""]
Erm... I'm only interested in the sex. Damn trigger finger.
[Oct 17,2004 10:43pm - Abbath ""]
i'm sweet to the ladies, that's why the step all over me! yaaaaaaaaaa!
[Oct 17,2004 11:45pm - neoclassical ""]
Men are assholes if they don't have the wit to see the big picture.
Women are annoying, clingy, manipulative sluts if they don't have the wit to see the big picture.
Most people are born stupid, and stay ignorant until they die. So help them along: bullet to the forehead.
[Oct 18,2004 1:54am - BornSoVile ""]
succubus said:you are a great girl and deserve the best!
we think alike.
[Oct 18,2004 9:52am - kellthevalkyrie ""]
men are assholes, girls are bitches. it's really human emotion that sucks. feelings. blegh. buh. boo.
[Oct 18,2004 11:35am - ram_girl ""]
MyDeadDoll said:that's why we ladies need to stop thinking about love and mushy stuff... we need to think like men... guys are good for two things: 1. money 2. sex
They are not really even needed for that
1. I make my own money
2. Vibrators
hahahaha
[Oct 18,2004 11:36am - anonymous ""]
there are so many good explanations on this thread. i think alot of people just end up with the wrong person at the wrong time and people end up viewing each other as assholes. i'm sure some of the girls who treated me like shit in the past really aren't that bad and might actually be treating someone nicely right now. that's just my dumb opinion. all i know is i am with a great girl now and i hope things go well for a long time.
[Oct 18,2004 11:46am - dreadkill ""]
anonymous said:there are so many good explanations on this thread. i think alot of people just end up with the wrong person at the wrong time and people end up viewing each other as assholes. i'm sure some of the girls who treated me like shit in the past really aren't that bad and might actually be treating someone nicely right now. that's just my dumb opinion. all i know is i am with a great girl now and i hope things go well for a long time.
oops, that was me
[Oct 18,2004 1:25pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I don't know what anyone is talking about, I am not an asshole.
[Oct 18,2004 1:27pm - d.crayon nli ""]
joe shut up! you're the biggest asshole i know
[Oct 18,2004 1:28pm - RichHorror ""]
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
[Oct 18,2004 1:30pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
d.crayon nli said:joe shut up! you're the biggest asshole i know
you probably don't know alot of people then
[Oct 18,2004 1:31pm - d.crayon nli ""]
whatever
you're still an asshole!
[Oct 18,2004 1:31pm - Christraper ""]
MyDeadDoll said:that's why we ladies need to stop thinking about love and mushy stuff... we need to think like men... guys are good for two things: 1. money 2. sex
women already think like that anyways
[Oct 18,2004 1:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Defamation of character, see you in court.
[Oct 18,2004 1:33pm - RichHorror ""]
You two should settle this the mature way, with a knife fight.
[Oct 18,2004 1:34pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
a dance off?
[Oct 18,2004 1:35pm - d.crayon nli ""]
pfft!
you create threads soley to bash other people.
you're an asshole --- deal with it
[Oct 18,2004 1:36pm - RichHorror ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:a dance off?
Only if it's with knives, Beat It video style.
[Oct 18,2004 1:37pm - d.crayon nli ""]
i like weird al's version of beat it entitled "eat it"
joe can play the part of weird al...
[Oct 18,2004 1:37pm - Christraper ""]
can i do the guitar solo?
[Oct 18,2004 1:38pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
What threads did I start just to bash people? Is it similiar to this thread?
[Oct 18,2004 1:40pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Hey I'm not self-absorbed ass hole that thinks he's a rock star. Sure my hair flows and shines like fire in the sun and my abs are almost "god" like. and I can play guitar almost as good ass Alexi from Bodom. But you don't hear ME bragging about it!!!
[Oct 18,2004 1:42pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:Hey I'm not self-absorbed ass hole that thinks he's a rock star. Sure my hair flows and shines like fire in the sun and my abs are almost "god" like. and I can play guitar almost as good ass Alexi from Bodom. But you don't hear ME bragging about it!!!
See what happens when you give a kid a keyboard?
[Oct 18,2004 1:45pm - d.crayon nli ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:What threads did I start just to bash people? Is it similiar to this thread?
this is a asshole bashing thread and you were dumb enough to respond!
[Oct 18,2004 1:47pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I am a dumb asshole, I should start a thread to complain about my situation on a message board.
[Oct 18,2004 1:49pm - ram_girl ""]
d.crayon nli said:Joe/NotCommon said:What threads did I start just to bash people? Is it similiar to this thread?
this is a asshole bashing thread and you were dumb enough to respond!
WOW, you know...there is already a thread about females ragging (WTF, I'm OD'ing on choclate today) and Midol works wonders....
hahahaha
[Oct 18,2004 1:50pm - d.crayon nli ""]
ram_girl said:d.crayon nli said:Joe/NotCommon said:What threads did I start just to bash people? Is it similiar to this thread?
this is a asshole bashing thread and you were dumb enough to respond!
WOW, you know...there is already a thread about females ragging (WTF, I'm OD'ing on choclate today) and Midol works wonders....
hahahaha
looks like you're the only one laughing kiddo
[Oct 18,2004 1:54pm - ram_girl ""]
d.crayon nli said:ram_girl said:d.crayon nli said:Joe/NotCommon said:What threads did I start just to bash people? Is it similiar to this thread?
this is a asshole bashing thread and you were dumb enough to respond!
WOW, you know...there is already a thread about females ragging (WTF, I'm OD'ing on choclate today) and Midol works wonders....
hahahaha
looks like you're the only one laughing kiddo
1st, I am not a kiddo..
2nd, you really are PMS'ing, Seriously!
[Oct 18,2004 1:55pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
All these women fighting over us assholes, amazing.
[Oct 18,2004 1:55pm - ram_girl ""]
3rd, yes I am laughing.....even if I am the only one, at least I AM!!!
[Oct 18,2004 1:57pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I chuckled a bit, but I am a dumb asshole, and though not in a band, maybe even a rock star type.
[Oct 18,2004 2:00pm - ram_girl ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:All these women fighting over us assholes, amazing.
Dear, Dear Joe..
We are not fighting over you men. I am simply stating facts!
[Oct 18,2004 2:00pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Shut it
[Oct 18,2004 2:01pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Woah hey now. Show them sluts some respect!!!
[Oct 18,2004 2:02pm - Hooker ""]
Can some of you fight over me while I eat grapes out of the asscrack of lindsey lohan's still-warm corpse?
[Oct 18,2004 2:03pm - ram_girl ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Shut it
Again Joe,
Be a goog little bitch and....blow me!
hahahaha
[Oct 18,2004 2:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I'll blow your brains out with my penis gun
[Oct 18,2004 2:04pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Hahahah penis gun. Good one!
[Oct 18,2004 2:06pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:Hahahah penis gun. Good one!
Hey, you Bite Me!
[Oct 18,2004 2:07pm - Hooker ""]
You know, less and less of my questions are getting answered lately and I'm not happy about it.
[Oct 18,2004 2:08pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Maybe if you were an ass-hole dude.
[Oct 18,2004 2:10pm - swamplorddvm ""]
ram_girl said:swamplorddvm said:Hahahah penis gun. Good one!
Hey, you Bite Me!
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[Oct 18,2004 2:10pm - ram_girl ""]
Hooker said:You know, less and less of my questions are getting answered lately and I'm not happy about it.
OH Hooker, Sorry!!
No, babies do not come from storks....you see, when a mommy and a daddy...
[Oct 18,2004 2:48pm - dreadkill ""]
Hooker said:Can some of you fight over me while I eat grapes out of the asscrack of lindsey lohan's still-warm corpse?
that is fucking awesome. if someone asked me my ultimate fantasy, i'd have trouble pegging it down, but you sir, have nailed it for me. thank you.
[Oct 18,2004 3:43pm - Bestial Onslaught NLI ""]
Because we can be.
[Oct 18,2004 3:44pm - Hooker ""]
Hey, I'm a man who knows what he likes.
[Oct 18,2004 3:53pm - ram_girl ""]
Hooker said:Hey, I'm a man who knows what he likes.
what does that have to do with this thread?
[Oct 18,2004 3:55pm - Bestial Onslaught NLI ""]
I think what it comes down to is if a guy is an asshole to you, he either:
A - Doesn't like your company and wants you to stop hanging around cock-blocking him...
or
B - Is trying to play up the "women like assholes" thing with little success...
[Oct 18,2004 3:59pm - Hooker ""]
Jack shit. As usual.
[Oct 18,2004 4:04pm - ram_girl ""]
Bestial Onslaught NLI said:I think what it comes down to is if a guy is an asshole to you, he either:
A - Doesn't like your company and wants you to stop hanging around cock-blocking him...
or
B - Is trying to play up the "women like assholes" thing with little success...
cock-blocking? I will now be the dumb female and ask what that means?
[Oct 18,2004 4:07pm - Christraper ""]
ram_girl said:Bestial Onslaught NLI said:I think what it comes down to is if a guy is an asshole to you, he either:
A - Doesn't like your company and wants you to stop hanging around cock-blocking him...
or
B - Is trying to play up the "women like assholes" thing with little success...
cock-blocking? I will now be the dumb female and ask what that means?
A cockblocker is anyone who prevents you from getting laid. It could be anyone. A parent, a younger sibling, some random asshole who wont go away, some chicks fat ugly best friend who wont go away, etc.
[Oct 18,2004 4:09pm - ram_girl ""]
Ah, I see said the dumb female.
hahahaha, thats funny!
I kinda figured that but just needed verification
[Oct 18,2004 4:26pm - Bestial Onslaught NLI ""]
Typically cock blockers come in two forms though:
1 - The male friend that wants the same chick.
2 - The female friend who hangs off you as if you're dating, driving other women away - 2 forms of THESE - a) The one who wants you and doesn't realize you don't want her - b) The one who won't give you any ass and pretends to want to help you find a girl but still interferes.
[Oct 18,2004 4:33pm - ram_girl ""]
Bestial Onslaught NLI said:Typically cock blockers come in two forms though:
1 - The male friend that wants the same chick.
2 - The female friend who hangs off you as if you're dating, driving other women away - 2 forms of THESE - a) The one who wants you and doesn't realize you don't want her - b) The one who won't give you any ass and pretends to want to help you find a girl but still interferes.
WOW, and this shit ain't in the dictionary?
Guess I'm to old for this new jargon language
[Oct 18,2004 4:49pm - Christraper ""]
They also come in the form of roomates who wont take the fucking hint and go to bed!
[Oct 18,2004 4:51pm - ram_girl ""]
Christraper said:They also come in the form of roomates who wont take the fucking hint and go to bed!
Sounds like you got one of those!
[Oct 18,2004 4:52pm - Christraper ""]
ive had a couple of those
[Oct 18,2004 4:54pm - Christraper ""]
They also come in the form of members of your own band who are too coked up to realize that youre no longer interested in what they have to say and youd rather be having sex with the girl sitting next to you. Actually nevermind i just do it when that happens.
[Oct 18,2004 4:55pm - ram_girl ""]
its sounds to me like you have had a lot of experience with this bothersome issue
[Oct 18,2004 4:56pm - Christraper ""]
Getting laid is a main focus in my life and with that challenge comes obstacles......
[Oct 18,2004 5:00pm - ram_girl ""]
thats true,. I forgot...Sorry
[Oct 18,2004 6:05pm - dc nli ""]
joe,
i've told you on several occassions of why i think you're an ass and the reasons why you suck and why i don't like you but i will admit it was extremely wrong and immature of me to publicly defame your character on a message board.
[Oct 18,2004 6:21pm - anonymous ""]
wow yer pretty pathetic
[Oct 18,2004 6:26pm - KeithMutiny ""]
Im an asshole... but women made me this way, well at least a few in particular ones...
[Oct 18,2004 6:34pm - dc nli ""]
anonymous said:wow yer pretty pathetic
i guess i am
[Oct 18,2004 6:36pm - KeithMutiny ""]
dc nli said:anonymous said:wow yer pretty pathetic
i guess i am
ya but i guess its pretty respectable that you could come back and say that, rather than forgeting about it, or letting it fester
[Oct 18,2004 6:52pm - hoser ""]
Filthy dirty crayon....you can have my crayon and I won't be an asshole about it. It will be free of charge and any bullshit attatched. JUST the crayon. I hope that you don't mind but it's a hog that I'm not afraid to lash around with at the urinals. But, I must feed it or it will whither and die off. Please...love the hog...pet him and be friends.
[Oct 18,2004 6:55pm - dc nli ""]
hoser said:Filthy dirty crayon....you can have my crayon and I won't be an asshole about it. It will be free of charge and any bullshit attatched. JUST the crayon. I hope that you don't mind but it's a hog that I'm not afraid to lash around with at the urinals. But, I must feed it or it will whither and die off. Please...love the hog...pet him and be friends.
hahaha thanks for making me laugh [i needed that]
i'm not really a fan of pork, the other white meat...
[Oct 18,2004 7:16pm - hoser ""]
welllll....get on the pork train babes. After a night with me, you'd be able to sing for Pig Destroyer...your vocal chords will be toast. Hit the pork train! Hand Choke Neck has mad pork for the taking!
[Oct 18,2004 9:13pm - anonymous ""]
because that's what stupid bitches like. an asshole. they think they can change him, and then dump him when he's a better person.
[Oct 19,2004 1:14pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Hahahaha indeed! I'm always good to my sluts. Then they go for sme fag that acts like a dick.
[Oct 19,2004 1:32pm - Christraper ""]
Yea i was a wicked asshole to my last girl for two years but as soon as i start treating her like shes actually my girlfriend she leaves me for a wigger. thats ok though. my new girl is even hotter than the last one. and shes younger. mwahahahaha......
[Oct 19,2004 1:34pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Yes! Young and tight!
Seriously I hear this all the time! and it happens to me. Chicks are nut for ass-hole.