the 10 gayest things in massachusetts[views:7985][posts:49]______________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] 10. Boston University students 9. strict gun control 8. I-93 detours in Boston at night 7. lack of public transportation through the south shore 6. metalcore pretending it's grindcore 5. only one spike's in Boston 4. black on white crime 3. the dropkick murphys 2. south shore hardcore bands and fans 1. legalized gay marriage |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:35pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] 1-5. Allston 6-9. Whiteys on Mission Hill 10. UMass Dartmouth |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:37pm - swamplorddvm ""] Joe/NotCommon said: 6. metalcore pretending it's grindcore 2. south shore hardcore bands and fans 6.pig destroyer 2. No fucking shit!!! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:39pm - heimdall ""] when I lived there mass had none of those things. Good old lynn, the only white people were old. I go back there now and again for the memories and some good old friends. the ten gayest things about new hampshire. 10.No where to hang out 9.gay scene bands 8.drifters 7.no metal scene 6. a huge ratio of gays to straights. 5.white people trying to fill the niche of black people. 4. No public transportation after 8 3.shitty public transportation 2.No kfc buffet!!!! 1.unh that was in no real order. the good things though would be the huge number of music and book stores, and instrument stores. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:44pm - succubus ""] 1. lack of street signs!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:47pm - swamplorddvm ""] Gayest things about JP 1.75% of everyone there 2.The lack of "Metal heads" 3.Greedy landlords that hike up the rent for profit. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 6:51pm - dreadkill ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:1-5. Allston 6-9. Whiteys on Mission Hill 10. UMass Dartmouth what's so bad about umd? i enjoyed my time there, except my junior year. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:09pm - powerkok ""] heimdall said:when I lived there mass had none of those things. Good old lynn, the only white people were old. I go back there now and again for the memories and some good old friends. the ten gayest things about new hampshire. 10.No where to hang out 9.gay scene bands 8.drifters 7.no metal scene 6. a huge ratio of gays to straights. 5.white people trying to fill the niche of black people. 4. No public transportation after 8 3.shitty public transportation 2.No kfc buffet!!!! 1.unh that was in no real order. the good things though would be the huge number of music and book stores, and instrument stores. and you forgot, basically NO food after 10pm. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:12pm - danny p ""] theres a kfc buffet in newington nh |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:13pm - swamplorddvm ""] 4. No public transportation after 8 What? I thought I had it bad. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:13pm - danny p ""] heimdall said: 2.No kfc buffet!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:39pm - Kalopsia ""] where does the razer fit in that list??? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:40pm - succubus ""] he's not from MA |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 7:41pm - Dissector ""] Very nice list joe, I agree. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 8:34pm - dreadkill ""] where is the razer located anyway? my band is going to set up next to the jumps and play some slipknot covers for the dirtbikers |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2004 9:44pm - nick ""] dreadkill said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:1-5. Allston 6-9. Whiteys on Mission Hill 10. UMass Dartmouth what's so bad about umd? i enjoyed my time there, except my junior year. i went to UMD for one semester. im thinking of transferring back for my junior year. the freshmen dorms were pretty much jail cells. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 10:01pm - dreadkill ""] i've seen worse dorms, but umd likes to overcrowd them which sucks. my freshman year i got stuck in a double with 2 meathead football players who enjoyed being naked. all i had was a bottom bunk. i got there last because football started before classes and they had claimed everything. i moved to the basement with a goth kid because one of them wanted another bleached blonde meathead friend to live there. the goth guy was cool though. and i met some good friends in that cellar. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 11:09pm - WyrmFingerz ""] you forgot about the Kennedys, i am sure there are 9 more gay ones. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 11:14pm - Josiah_the_Black ""] moron cops that come to a small house party your friend is having because the neighbors nearby are prickfucks and say it is too loud |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 11:29pm - dreadkill ""] i agree with josiah. too many bitchin parties get fucked up by stupid neighbors. neighbors are gay. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 11:45pm - Josiah_the_Black ""] 1-10 neighbors |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 11:48pm - dreadkill ""] 1-0348973047403857438905734983476034576034897543895734908475 neighbors. i am killing mine as we speak |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2004 11:49pm - dreadkill ""] now i am paranoid that there is going to be a murder in my neighborhood and i will get blamed for it because i just said that. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 12:27am - dreadkill ""] 1-infinity - that gay band purity's demise |
| ________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 12:29am - Abbath ""] 1. MASTAMINDZ |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 10:14am - sacreligion ""] 2. millbury 1. sacreligion |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 12:12pm - humanbonedeathmachine ""] 1-10. massholes |
| _________________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 12:39pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] you know the worst part about 1. Gay marriage? NOW THAT GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER GET MARRIED!!!! they banned straight marriage!!! it's ILLEGAL for straight people to get married!!!!!!!!! no wait that's bullshit. Gay marriage doesn't effect anyone. Life moves on. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 12:50pm - sacreligion ""] it affects me...who wants to see two men get married when you know they are going to sodomize each other that night |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 1:20pm - attendmyrequiem ""] number 1 and 6 hahahahahahahahhaha |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 1:21pm - attendmyrequiem ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:you know the worst part about 1. Gay marriage? NOW THAT GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER GET MARRIED!!!! they banned straight marriage!!! it's ILLEGAL for straight people to get married!!!!!!!!! no wait that's bullshit. Gay marriage doesn't effect anyone. Life moves on. please take a joke and not let PCism get in the way of humor. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 1:32pm - nate (leukorrhea) ""] the gayestb thing about Massachusetts is the whole town of Provincetown. 85% of the residents are homosexuals... now if that isn't gay I don't know what is! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 1:52pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] nate said:the gayestb thing about Massachusetts is the whole town of Provincetown. 85% of the residents are homosexuals... now if that isn't gay I don't know what is! hahahahaha yes, P-Town is definately the gayest thing in mass (for anyone who does'nt know, 02657 is P-Towns zip code......so now you know what anal cunt is singing about on the song 02657) so we know the gayest thing in mass but the rest of the countdown from 10-2 10.lack of good shows, for every great metal/grind show in mass, there are 9 billion awful bands ranging from lillith fair cunts, to floorpuncher hardcore bands playing everywhere from jarrods to the palladium 9.cops, the police in every town in MA i've ever been to are the worst on the planet.....in my own hometown (Attleboro) one of my friends got jumped, all the kids who kicked his ass got away and the fucking pigs arrested him for "disturbing the peace" and even though there 6 witnesses saying that he did nothing wrong, he still got a years probation and 20 hours community service. 8.mallgoths.....you can't go anywhere in MA (besides hick towns in west buttfuck MA like "Turners Falls" and "Ayer") without running into some 14-21 year old girl who is almost as fat as me, depressed over everything, and has absolutely nothing(besides a weight problem) to be depressed about, and worships marilyn manson. 7.club hell/manray freaks......people who spend their whole life wearing make-up and leather outfits and listen to pure garbage like "wolfsheim" and "vnv nation" (i know club hell is in providence....but plenty of the losers who go there are from MA) 6.towns like newton where 90 percent of the people in town are snobby faggots and think they are better than everyone else 5.arrogant fucks like Ben Goldberg (ex - vocalist for ukrainian burger harvest) 4.people whining about gay marriage.....i am not p.c. at all, i just think that polepilots/buttfuckers have the same right to fuck up there lives as straights.....i say let em suffer they had it good before.....could you imagine dating a person who wants to get married,but you don't, and when they bring it up, all you have to do is say "sorry honey, it's illegal" hahaha and you dumb fags fucked it up for yourselves now the only thing that confuses me is which queer gets to take half of the other ones shit when they divorce. 3.fashioncore (i know it's all around the country, but it's the worst right here) 2.floorpunchers/tough guy hardcore kids and of course number on is p-town, 02657 |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 4,2004 3:20pm - attendmyrequiem ""] orgymaggotfeast said:3.fashioncore (i know it's all around the country, but it's the worst right here) go to cali and tell me it's not worse. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 4,2004 3:22pm - XmikeX ""] you can grow a mustache over night Down in 02657! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 4:13pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] XmikeX said:you can grow a mustache over night Down in 02657! you can see the village people every night DOWN IN 02657 |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 4:17pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] attendmyrequiem said:orgymaggotfeast said:3.fashioncore (i know it's all around the country, but it's the worst right here) go to cali and tell me it's not worse. i avoid the west coast....i hear the further west you travel, the limper your wrists will get, haha. of course the fashioncore scene would be worse there i just was'nt really thinking when i posted that....trust me though, the MA scene is pretty flooded with that shit, especially boston area. that's why i like going to shows at jarrods place....it's so close to my house that i always walk there because it takes longer to warm my car up than it does to drive there, and typically the shows are free of fashioncore homos and floorpunchers |
| _______________________________ [Oct 5,2004 5:22pm - Hooker ""] Blue laws. Every "club night" with it's own name. Except Helvete. The music there is good and no one goes, so no people = no douchebags. Bands without a hot shit label in parenthesis next to their names have to clamor for scraps. |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 6:10pm - attendmyrequiem @ school ""] orgymaggotfeast said:attendmyrequiem said:orgymaggotfeast said:3.fashioncore (i know it's all around the country, but it's the worst right here) go to cali and tell me it's not worse. i avoid the west coast....i hear the further west you travel, the limper your wrists will get, haha. of course the fashioncore scene would be worse there i just was'nt really thinking when i posted that....trust me though, the MA scene is pretty flooded with that shit, especially boston area. that's why i like going to shows at jarrods place....it's so close to my house that i always walk there because it takes longer to warm my car up than it does to drive there, and typically the shows are free of fashioncore homos and floorpunchers i think you're the only person on this board that likes going to shows at jarrod's |
| _______________________________ [Oct 5,2004 6:22pm - Hooker ""] jarrods should be carpet bombed. I don't know what would be worse: Sitting through a show where the band names sound like poetry where kids are fighting invisible ninjas or going to see some waaf-backed band of musclefatties with a misspelled name who sounds like Disturbed lite. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 6:37pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Hooker said:jarrods should be carpet bombed. I don't know what would be worse: Sitting through a show where the band names sound like poetry where kids are fighting invisible ninjas or going to see some waaf-backed band of musclefatties with a misspelled name who sounds like Disturbed lite. You're forgetting the part when the musclefatties start fighting ninjas during a Floorpunch show. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 6,2004 2:06am - humanbonedeathmachine ""] 1-10. massholes |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2004 5:45am - George ""] orgymaggotfeast said:7.club hell/manray freaks......people who spend their whole life wearing make-up and leather outfits and listen to pure garbage like "wolfsheim" and "vnv nation" (i know club hell is in providence....but plenty of the losers who go there are from MA) 6.towns like newton where 90 percent of the people in town are snobby faggots and think they are better than everyone else i am better than you. AND i like VNV nation. OMG:bartmoon: |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 6,2004 12:06pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] George said:i am better than you. AND i like VNV nation. OMG:bartmoon: you wish you were better than anyone, but you're probably a faggot, which is why you listen to vnv nation |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 6,2004 12:15pm - orgymaggotfeast ""] Hooker said:jarrods should be carpet bombed. I don't know what would be worse: Sitting through a show where the band names sound like poetry where kids are fighting invisible ninjas or going to see some waaf-backed band of musclefatties with a misspelled name who sounds like Disturbed lite. see not all jarrods shows are sponsored by "doublejew gay aids F" i've seen mortician, malignancy, C.S.D.O., D.R.I., Umbrella, T.Y.A.G., Anal Blast, Goratory, Anoxia,Leukorrhea and a really good maiden tribute band (among a shitload of othe really good shows) and all of those shows were awesome........as a matter of fact, the show that Goratory, Anoxia,Leukorrhea, and Anal Blast played at jarrods was the autism benefit fest, and it was all really excellent death metal/grindcore bands.....me and the 12 people i went with pretty much agreed it was the best show we had been to in years besides all that, i like jarrods because the beers are cheap, you rarely run into any floorpunchers or fashioncore fags, it's a 2 minute walk from my house, and if you're a regular at the bar there (which i am) you usually don't have to pay to get into these shows (especially if you're already there getting drunk a few hours before the show starts. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 6,2004 12:24pm - phil ""] worcester. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 6,2004 5:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] phil said:worcester. A Worcester story, I was going to a show in Worcester last year with my friend Marius who's from Albania by way of Greece. As we're driving toward the city in his Terminator accent he says, "You know this city reminds me very much of Athens" and I'm like, "Really? I thought Athens was a huge city." to which he replies, "No I mean they are both fucking shitholes!" |
| _______________________________ [Oct 7,2004 11:14am - phil ""] well its a normal MA shithole, but they keep bumping up rent as the crime rate goes down (tho its kinda going up). Its more that its just flat out usless place to be, you dont want to take a train to boston cause its lame and takes forever. Actually i only really like eastern MA. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 7,2004 11:15am - phil ""] phil said:well its a normal MA shithole, but they keep bumping up rent as the crime rate goes down (tho its kinda going up). Its more that its just flat out usless place to be, you dont want to take a train to boston cause its lame and takes forever. Actually i only really like weastern MA. |
| _________________________________________________ [Oct 7,2004 11:21am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] attendmyrequiem said:the_taste_of_cigarettes said:no wait that's bullshit. Gay marriage doesn't effect anyone. Life moves on. please take a joke and not let PCism get in the way of humor. I had an ellipse at the end. Misquote! Misquote!! |