if anyone needs a reason to kill themselves....i got one (you might already know this)[views:3368][posts:21]_______________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:21pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] david hasselhoff is making a rap album. http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189 second confimation... http://www.nbc13.com/entertainment/3333066/detail.html what has the world come to? |
| _______________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:22pm - assuck ""] first macho man randy savage, and now this maybe the urge to rap is a yet-to-be-discovered side effect of steroids |
| ________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:22pm - Lincoln ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:25pm - succubus ""] ummm why would i kill myself? don't you mean a reason to kill David H? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:52pm - blue nli ""] this is my reason to keep on living. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:53pm - the_reverend ""] ahahaha the end of times! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:54pm - dreadkill ""] who's next? my bets are on michael moore and donald trump. i'm sure there are better candidates for this, but those 2 just popped into my head. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 1:55pm - powerkok ""] be a man hogan!!! ever actually listen to the macho man one? he actually fucking uses the word 'skerrt' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 2:20pm - grindwhore666 ""] this is GREAT news! |
| __________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 3:06pm - dreadkill ""] the macho man stuff is pretty funny. he is the white dmx |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 3:07pm - Josiah_the_Black ""] i cant wait to buy his album |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 3:44pm - dave from the grave ""] too bad this isn't a joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 4:32pm - swamplorddvm ""] You've gotta be shitting me!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 5:31pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] no shitting hassel the hoff is his alias!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 10:51pm - assuck ""] some sample lyrics from the forthcoming hassel the hoff album: remember me? i was on that show with pamela lee, and some other plastic ho's in germany, this album will go platinum any bitches who dont buy it, the hoff will be slappin 'em i was on knight rider with that talking car but now i am no longer a star i gotsta pay muh bills so please buy my cd or i'll chase you in slow motion a la baywatch, seasons one through three BEEYATCH |
| __________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 10:52pm - powerkok ""] Please tell me you made that up |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 1,2004 10:56pm - grindwhore666 ""] assuck said:some sample lyrics from the forthcoming hassel the hoff album: remember me? i was on that show with pamela lee, and some other plastic ho's in germany, this album will go platinum any bitches who dont buy it, the hoff will be slappin 'em i was on knight rider with that talking car but now i am no longer a star i gotsta pay muh bills so please buy my cd or i'll chase you in slow motion a la baywatch, seasons one through three BEEYATCH if only life were this good... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 2,2004 4:40pm - Josiah_the_Black ""] musician of the millenium |
| _______________________________ [Nov 2,2004 7:27pm - assuck ""] i did make that up, but its probably pretty close to the real thing |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 2,2004 8:05pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] thats actually pretty good |
| _______________________________ [Nov 2,2004 8:41pm - hybrid ""] these will be the sickest beats rap has seen in a long time. i've been waiting for news of hasslehoff's rap debut for quite a while. its about god damn time. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 2,2004 10:19pm - Abbath ""] i hope he rubs oil all over his hairy chest and have whores grind all over him in his video |