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[QUOTE="menstrual_sweatpants_disco:163592"]dead baby jokes Q: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? A: You can't fuck a rock. Q: What do you get when you light a dead baby on fire and kick it down a flight of stairs? A: An erection. Q. Why do you put a baby in a food processor feet first? A. To see the expression on it's face. Q: Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hall? A: Because it had a javelin stuck through its head. Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? A: Ripping it back off. Q: What's red and goes around and around? A: A baby in a garbage disposal! Q: What is blue and gooey and crawls up a woman's leg? A: A homesick abortion. Q: What's red and white, and goes at speeds up to 40MPH? A: A baby in a blender. Q: What's pink and spits? A: A baby in a frying pan. Q: What's red and screams? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: What's easier to load on a truck: babies or bricks? A: Babies... you can use a pitchfork! Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles? A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet. Q: What is pink and red and silver and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: What is pink and red and gurgles? A: A baby munching on razor blades. Q: What's blue and sits in a corner? A: A baby with a plastic bag over its head! Q: What is brown, bubbly and scratches at the window? A: A baby in a microwave. Q: How do you cross an auditorium full of babies? A: With a snow blower. Q: What's red and hangs in trees? A: A baby that has been hit by a snowblower. Q: How do you load a pile of dead babies on a truck? A: Pitchforks. Q: How do you load a pile of LIVE babies on a truck? A: Pitchforks. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: 3/4 glass ginger ale, two scoops of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby. Q: What's better than tying babies to your bumper and crashing? A: Tying them to your tires and skidding. Q: Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth? A: In case the baby dies, he can make soup. Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? A: He was stapled to the chicken. Q: What's red and hangs from the ceiling? A: A baby on a meathook. Q: Why do babies have a weak spot in the top of their skulls? A: So if there's a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out six at a time. Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car? A: Getting it out of the tires. Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? A: You can put a bagel in the toaster... You have to put the baby in the oven. Q. What is funnier than a dead baby? A. A dead baby in a clown suit.[/QUOTE]
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