I kissed a girl last night
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[Nov 30,2004 6:59pm - hoser ""]
That's right....1st date.
She's fucking gorgeous, and funny as hell, AND LIKES METAL.
Hell ya when she busted out her Suffocation collection I almost shit!
She laid a smacker right on the pink strips under my nose.
JOY JOY JOY HAPPY JOY HAPPY
[Nov 30,2004 7:03pm - josiah_the_black ""]
yo jake post some fuck pics
[Nov 30,2004 7:06pm - RustedAngel ""]
:middlefinger:
[Nov 30,2004 7:08pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""]
hurry up and put it in her brown eye...that is too good to be true...stick it in the brown eye then you know its for real
[Nov 30,2004 7:09pm - Hooker ""]
What was his name?
[Nov 30,2004 7:11pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
A girl kissed me at the last Gwar show. I didn't notice. I only knew about it cause my friends told me.
[Nov 30,2004 7:16pm - josiah_the_black ""]
kissing girls is cool
[Nov 30,2004 7:17pm - hoser ""]
Hooker is jealous....he wants to kiss me. Sorry palsy but no Jake lips for you, Hogrot.
Yep, now if I can only convince her that it's just a rash.
[Nov 30,2004 7:18pm - josiah_the_black ""]
say you fell down some carpeted stairs... but you slid down on only your sac
[Nov 30,2004 7:25pm - Hooker ""]
Oh. Palsy. I thought you meant like palsy. Like a disorder where you shake.
Hot metal girls are more rare than black professional swimmers.
[Nov 30,2004 7:28pm - succubus ""]
???
[Nov 30,2004 7:31pm - Hooker ""]
It's true. There are some, but for the most part metal ain't pretty on either side of the sex fence.
[Nov 30,2004 7:35pm - succubus ""]
pfffttt
joe thinks i'm a hot metal chick so there
but my ??? was because last time i talked to jake he was back with his ex..color me confused
[Nov 30,2004 7:35pm - Hooker ""]
Oh. I'm not saying anyone here's busted. I'm just saying it's tough to find hot metal chicks.
[Nov 30,2004 7:36pm - succubus ""]
yes yes i know i know...and i'm not a metal chick anyhow..since i like a lot of different types of music..but hoser
???
[Nov 30,2004 7:40pm - handinjury ""]
hoser said:That's right....1st date.
She's fucking gorgeous, and funny as hell, AND LIKES METAL.
Hell ya when she busted out her Suffocation collection I almost shit!
YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY! I envy you.:bow:
[Nov 30,2004 7:43pm - Kalopsia ""]
Hooker said:Oh. I'm not saying anyone here's busted. I'm just saying it's tough to find hot metal chicks.
rephrase, it's hard to find hot metal chicks that are available
[Nov 30,2004 7:45pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""]
my girlfriend is hot, is kinda into metal. and drove 3 hours with me to go see Dying Fetus
[Nov 30,2004 7:56pm - succubus ""]
hah!
the things i do for my man!
i am the bestestest girlfriend!
into metal and more anddd super supportive of him and ALL the shows he goes to
i win
the end
now where did hoser go?
[Nov 30,2004 7:59pm - handinjury ""]
succubus said:hah!
the things i do for my man!
i am the bestestest girlfriend!
into metal and more anddd super supportive of him and ALL the shows he goes to
i win
the end
now where did hoser go?
Sure, rub it in, make all the metal dudes with no metal girlz jealous.:thescream:
[Nov 30,2004 8:03pm - powerkok ""]
Thats weird, you just told me her favorite band was 311.
and that she was normal.
Funny how stories change in hoserland so fast.
you goon.
and Succubus, why is this a contest?
if it was, MY girlfriend wins by 10,000.
[Nov 30,2004 8:03pm - succubus ""]
and i bought him a laplop for his bday and...
THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...n=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962
[Nov 30,2004 8:04pm - powerkok ""]
PS hoser, Im glad you ditched practice tonight for the 311 girl.
[Nov 30,2004 8:05pm - powerkok ""]
succubus said:and i bought him a laplop for his bday and...
THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962
theyre all gaylords.
[Nov 30,2004 8:08pm - handinjury ""]
succubus said:and i bought him a laplop for his bday and...
THIS would be a bad gf...read her profile and look at her buddies
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5940962
Shes got big tities thou.........
:pukeface:
[Nov 30,2004 8:09pm - succubus ""]
and all she cares about is $$$ blah
[Nov 30,2004 8:12pm - powerkok ""]
well, ya shes a woman, and most likely falls into the 90% of the gender that does the same.
[Nov 30,2004 8:36pm - Kalopsia ""]
that bitch is ugly
[Nov 30,2004 8:44pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
and 40 years old.
Hoser, what's your new girlfriend's name?
[Nov 30,2004 9:28pm - hoser ""]
Hogchild.....it's her real name...
hahahahaha
[Nov 30,2004 9:28pm - hoser ""]
For the record I'm home alone and did not ditch practice for a girl.
[Nov 30,2004 10:58pm - Abbath ""]
hoser when don't you have a drop dead gf?
[Dec 1,2004 12:58am - hoser ""]
I never do...theyre all ugly whores....
Drinkin way too much...hang on................
[Dec 1,2004 1:00am - the_reverend ""]
powerkok, I think I got the best... but maybe we should "swap" for a week end just to find out for real.
[Dec 1,2004 1:00am - the_reverend ""]
ps: in your dreams!
[Dec 1,2004 2:09am - hoser ""]
ok she stopped by at 11pm...
Kissed her again....AND I finally figured out why I'm completely in love with her....
She fucking looks exactly like Milla Jovovich...swear to Christ!
Wow...ok she seems to dig me too....hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her?
Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...so I renig on that thought.
G'night
[Dec 1,2004 3:19am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
so what's this girl's name? she sounds familiar.
[Dec 1,2004 7:20am - Kalopsia ""]
hoser said:ok she stopped by at 11pm...
Kissed her again....AND I finally figured out why I'm completely in love with her....
She fucking looks exactly like Milla Jovovich...swear to Christ!
Wow...ok she seems to dig me too....hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her?
Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...so I renig on that thought.
G'night
bull-fucking-shit. you're gay if you're not thinking of plowing this girl, especially if she looks like Milla Jovovich (dude, pictures, please), you're just gonna try and do it with her when she's sober and concious this time around.
[Dec 1,2004 9:08am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Hoser's intimidation guide to dating, coming soon on at a book store near you.
[Dec 1,2004 9:21am - RustedAngel ""]
hoser give me a call when she's over, I'll stop over and take some pictures in a non wierdo way... just be like "this is my friend tom and he has his camera everywhere he goes! don't mind him"
[Dec 1,2004 9:22am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
i dont think there is a non weird way for you to take her pictures randomely the first time you meet her
[Dec 1,2004 9:23am - RustedAngel ""]
yes there is, I'll pretend to take pictures of hoser but make sure she's in the picture.... I have my ways. HE HEHEEHE HEHEHE.
[Dec 1,2004 9:24am - RustedAngel ""]
okay, another solution, hoser turn on all your lights in your house, I'll take pictures with no flash on so the wierdness is to a minimum.
[Dec 1,2004 9:26am - the_reverend ""]
how bout you just do what I do;
hide in the bushes outside the window and take pictures in a non-weirdo fashion?
[Dec 1,2004 9:31am - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:how bout you just do what I do;
hide in the bushes outside the window and take pictures in a non-weirdo fashion?
except you take pictures of little boys so they don't know any better
[Dec 1,2004 9:31am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
OH SHIT DAWG!
[Dec 1,2004 10:42am - hoser ""]
Ya she really does look like Milla Jovovich, but shes friggin TALL. Christ I've always dated tiny girls. This girl is like 5'9" - 5'10". And she has fairly short hair for a girl. She's really nice though so don't scare her away by telling her that I fart all over the place regularly. She'll find that out on her own. Hehehehehe. Now we'll see if I can get her to go to one of our band practices and "initiate" her....hehehehe.
:shocker::shocked:
[Dec 1,2004 2:40pm - aliciagrace ""]
from now on, i think hoser should start all his posts in this thread with the words "Dear Diary"
[Dec 1,2004 2:48pm - dyingmuse ""]
so what about me, i though we had something special here....it's ok just drop me in the cold. what does she have that i don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate you
[Dec 1,2004 3:52pm - swamplorddvm ""]
You suck. Oh wait I kissed two chicks this weekend. Nice.
[Dec 1,2004 3:54pm - the_reverend ""]
your mom doesn't count as a chick
[Dec 1,2004 3:58pm - swamplorddvm ""]
damn. What about YOUR mom?
[Dec 1,2004 6:52pm - Kalopsia ""]
so hoser what is this chick's name?
[Dec 1,2004 7:18pm - RustedAngel ""]
Kalopsia said:so hoser what is this chick's name?
he'll find out later.... ohhhhhh.
[Dec 1,2004 7:22pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
hoser said:hmmmmmm...will I ever plow her?
Maybe...dunno...but I respect her too much to even think that...
fag
[Dec 1,2004 7:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Man I thought this thread was about Jill Souble
[Dec 1,2004 7:32pm - Hooker ""]
You don't get girls to talk to you often do you, killer?
[Dec 1,2004 11:56pm - powerkok ""]
the_reverend said:ps: in your dreams!
umm, no not really.
[Dec 2,2004 1:11am - Josh_hates_you ""]
I Kissed a Girl by* Jill Sobule (google pics)
strip links || main index of lyrics
Genny came over and told me about Brad
He's such a hairy behemoth she said
And dumb as a box of hammers
But he's such a handsome guy
And I opened up and told her about Larry
And yesterday how he asked me to marry
I'm not giving him an answer yet
I think I can do better
CHORUS:
So we laughed, compared notes
We had a drink, we had a smoke
She took off her overcoat
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl
So she called home to say she'd be late
He said, he worried but now he'd feel safe
I'm glad you're with your girlfriend,
Tell her "Hi" for me
So I looked at you, you had guilt in your eyes
But it only lasted a little while
And then I felt your hand upon my knee
CHORUS:
And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me
I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad
I kissed a girl
(GUITAR SOLO)
And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl (for the first time)
I kissed a girl (and I may do it again)
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me (but better)
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad
I kissed a girl (for the first time)
I kissed a girl (won't be the last time)
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl
[Dec 2,2004 1:12am - Josh_hates_you ""]
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From: bemont@austin.asc.slb.com
"I Kissed a Girl" - Jill Scobeel(sp?)
I am not sure about the spelling of the singer's name... please correct me.
Jill, forgive me
.
As always, I've tried to represent timing as best I can.
Any corrections welcome. I'm still pretty new at this. It's still hard for
me to hear chords... but this sounds good to me.
I: (intro, chorus, solo, outro)
e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0--0--------0--0--|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--------------------------|--3-----------2-----------|
E-|--3-----------------------|--------------------------|
e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0-----------------|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--0-----------------------|--0--------------2-h3-p2--|
E-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
II: (verse)
| G | C | Am | G |
III: (prechorus)
| Am | Em | Am | Em |
IV: (bridge)
| C | C | D | D |
I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
IV 1X
I 2X
II 2X
I many X and fade
--Les
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"I Kissed a Girl" - Jill Sobule
Transcribed by Les Bemont (bemont@austin.asc.slb.com)
As always, I've tried to represent timing as best I can.
Any corrections welcome. I'm still pretty new at this. It's still hard for
me to hear chords... but this sounds good to me.
I: (intro, chorus, solo, outro)
e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3--3--------3--3--|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0--0--------0--0--|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--------------------------|--3-----------2-----------|
E-|--3-----------------------|--------------------------|
e-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
B-|--------3-----3--3--3-----|--------3-----------------|
G-|--------0-----0--0--0-----|--------0-----------------|
D-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
A-|--0-----------------------|--0--------------2-h3-p2--|
E-|--------------------------|--------------------------|
II: (verse)
| G | C | Am | G |
III: (prechorus)
| Am | Em | Am | Em |
IV: (bridge)
| C | C | D | D |
I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
II 2X
III 2X
I 2X
IV 1X
I 2X
II 2X
I many X and fade
[Dec 2,2004 1:37am - succubus ""]
i was thinking of that lesbian song when i saw the title of this thread too
lol
[Dec 2,2004 2:00am - dreadkill ""]
i went up to hoser's place one time and i never got the pink strips under his nose. this girl must be awesome.
[Dec 2,2004 9:40am - hoser ""]
Dear Diary:
She came to my band practice last night. She likes Hand Choke Neck. The guys in the band really were very nice to her and on their best behavior. After that, I took her home. She said that she really wanted to see me again, so I invited her to my house tonight so that I could make her dinner.
Here are my dinner plans:
Chicken A la Jake
Boneless chicken breast stuffed with thick sliced Proscuitto and Belgioso provolone, lightly seasoned with Rosemary in a Tangerine demi glace.
Basmati rice with Saffron.
Baby asparagus steamed and buttered.
Crusty Boulle
1 Bottle of any Daboeuf Beaujolais or a nice Chateau la Boutignane.
AND, we'll watch Full Metal Jacket or Dawn of the Dead or something.
Diary, I really like this girl. Please give me the strength not to turn into the complete asshole that I usually am.
Thanks Diary.....you're my best friend.
[Dec 2,2004 9:56am - powerkok ""]
hahahahhaahhahahaa
fuckin emeril.
[Dec 2,2004 11:09am - Woodsicus..to lazy to log in ""]
Sounds good Hose..except for the tangerine demi
[Dec 2,2004 11:19am - Josh_hates_you ""]
ordering pizza would save alot of time for muff diving.
[Dec 2,2004 2:55pm - hoser ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Emeril.....I'm Emeril and I have a cooking show that always ends in poon.
I'll call the show, "Cooking for Poon."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Dec 2,2004 4:07pm - powerkok ""]
BAM!
[Dec 2,2004 6:32pm - Kalopsia ""]
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER NAME YOU ASS MONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 2,2004 7:13pm - powerkok ""]
I would tell you, but I really dont remember.
she is pretty cute tho.
good job hose babe, but remember, you are, and always will be mine.
[Dec 3,2004 9:36am - hoser ""]
her name is Bethanie.
[Dec 3,2004 6:16pm - Kalopsia ""]
cool, now let's see some photos of her
[Dec 6,2004 3:07pm - Dissector NLI ""]
I kissed a girl last night too ::high five::
[Dec 6,2004 3:10pm - RichHorror ""]
I didn't. :(
Any available young women that would like to change this, let me know. I like poetry, long walks on the beach and black on black crime.