so i'm probably gonna die within the next couple of weeks...[views:4483][posts:32]________________________________ [Dec 5,2004 10:56pm - assuck ""] Over the summer i was at some kids house and it was boring as shit, so me and a few kids decided to go for a walk around the town at 3:00 in the morning, and one kid decided to light a napkin from dunkin donuts on fire and stuff it into this couch that somebody had been tossing out and was sitting on the sidewalk. we left and somehow eventually we ended up back in the same area. the couch was engulfed in flames and there were fire trucks and cops and the like and one of the kids (there were 4 of us) ratted out the kid that did it. i got papers in the mail saying i had to go and testify against these kids in court on tuesday the 7th, which is this tuesday. i'm not gonna cover for these fuckin retards, cause theyre the retards who lit the friggin thing on fire. the catch is, theyre all fuckin nuts and will end up beating my ass, and it wont be just one of 'em cause they just wont fight alone. i just figured i'd let you know in case i suddenly stop posting, because i know you will all miss me and my wacky antics. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 5,2004 10:59pm - the_reverend ""] one more word and I'm posting your mom's address... |
| ________________________________ [Dec 5,2004 11:04pm - assuck ""] poop |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:34am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] :gun: problem solved |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 1:30am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] THE DENNIS BLACK CIRCLE WILL GET YOU! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 1:56am - tbone_r ""] what happens if you refuse to testify? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 2:33am - Ninkaszi187 ""] dont worry the masshole metal patrol has got your back. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 8:15am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] THE KING WILL ALWAYS HELP HIS PEOPLE BENJAMIN. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 9:57am - Joe/NotCommon ""] how many of them are being charged? did they beat up the kid who ratted in the first place? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:15am - paganmegan ""] I will kick all of their asses single handedly |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:21am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I tend to let pepper spray do my fighting for me |
| __________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:59am - succubus ""] anyone else testifying? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 11:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I am going to fight Mike of Existence on December 17th |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 11:13am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] WHATS THE OVER/UNDER ON HOW MANY MINUTES THIS FIGHT WILL LAST. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:02pm - dreadkill ""] man, everyone wants to fight you. first the hell within guys, now these guys. we need that masshole metal patrol to assemble. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:03pm - BestialOnslaught ""] The MMP is assembled and ready to go at a moment's notice. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:17pm - suckreligion ""] Sacreligion will gladly provide the soundtrack to this fight. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:23pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] HOW ABOUT "EYE OF THE TIGER" BY SURVIVOR? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:24pm - paganmegan ""] eye of the fuckin tiger haha |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:27pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I CAN JUST SEE JOE NOW WITH HIS TIGER STRIPED BOXING TRUNKS. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:28pm - dreadkill ""] ha |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 12:29pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I never said I'd stick up for Ben, fuck him. I hope they do beat his ass. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 6,2004 5:55pm - assuck ""] i love you too, joe. its good to know the MMP is taking initiative |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 6:07pm - BornSoVile ""] Ninkaszi187 said:dont worry the masshole metal patrol has got your back. *nod* that sucks ben. tough situation. i got caught up in something sorta like that (big larceny charge of over $2,000) my friends sucked me into when I was acting as a designated driver years ago. my buddies stole a shitload of fancy stuff from a yuppy party, including a video camera, and proceeded to video tape everything in my cah when we were driving home. low and behold the cops caught on and got the tape. i didn't do shit but the cocksuckers sucked me into it. the sad thing is my buddy down the street had to join the marines to beat charges. havn't seen him since the start of the war. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 6:46pm - powerkok ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I never said I'd stick up for Ben, fuck him. I hope they do beat his ass. Me too. you should prolly just kill yourself. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 7:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Assuck should threaten FSU members when the Dennis Fire Gang comes after him and film the hilarious chase that follows. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:36am - assuck ""] hahaha i sat in the waiting room reading for an hour and this lady comes out and goes "mr. farley?" and i say "yes" and she says "he took the plea, you can go home, but you have to come back on 2/15 for the other case because it got pushed back" so i got out of one, but i still have to go for hte other kid woooooooooooo |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Next time just go into the police station shooting, if you are gonna go down, you might as well go down a hero. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:39am - assuck ""] i will do that on the 15th of february i need a gun first, though |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:39am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Leave that to me. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:42am - Christraper ""] Weve got your back Ben. Tell them you live in our practice space. Only dont tell them its our practice space. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:44am - RichHorror ""] Tell them you live in my pants. And by them I mean single women. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 12:41pm - powerkok ""] Ahh the life of a mob rat! |