Fuck "I was fishing" and just say "I was sleeping"![views:4145][posts:13]_________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:04pm - ram_girl ""] This is a way better excuse than Scott Peterson saying he was fishing...... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e=1&u=/nm/20041209/od_nm/odd_sex_dc |
| _________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:04pm - succubus ""] sleep fucking? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:07pm - paganmegan ""] what if he woke up screwing a goat?? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:08pm - dan. ""] well he does live in norway.... |
| ______________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:09pm - dan. ""] :satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross: |
| _________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:09pm - ram_girl ""] Maybe thats what the 3 guys that were raping the dog should have said! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:45pm - the_reverend ""] what?!? [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:48pm - ram_girl ""] OK, there is something eerily strange about that picture, something that does not look quite right with her legs or something! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:50pm - Christraper ""] I wake up having sex all the time. i cant help it when theres a girl in bed with me. Its pretty much the main reason why i refuse to sleep in the same bed with any of my friends girlfriends at partys or anyplace where people just sleep where they fall because if youve got tits and im sleeping anywhere near you i WILL try to have sex with you. Ive woken up having sex with the wrong girlfriend way too many times. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 1:54pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:I wake up having sex all the time. i cant help it when theres a girl in bed with me. Its pretty much the main reason why i refuse to sleep in the same bed with any of my friends girlfriends at partys or anyplace where people just sleep where they fall because if youve got tits and im sleeping anywhere near you i WILL try to have sex with you. Ive woken up having sex with the wrong girlfriend way too many times. HAHAHAHA.....want to know whats funny. You're the first person I thought of when I read this article because you made a post before about waking up already having sex with your girl....too fucking funny!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 4:07pm - Christraper ""] It happens way more than i want to say. Im not sure whether i should be proud of this or not. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 4:27pm - josiah_the_black ""] be proud |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 4:30pm - Christraper ""] yea i guess so...i mean hell if i can do it in my sleep..... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 4:33pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Why does that defense lawyer's name look so familiar? |