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dane cook

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[Jan 1,2005 1:25pm - joey umbrella  ""]
saw him in boston last nite. so funny. that motherfucker has serious ADD though... anyone else like him?
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[Jan 1,2005 1:30pm - tbone_r ""]
i love him. did he do the 'somebody shit on the coats' bit?

ps. get umbrella back together
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[Jan 1,2005 1:33pm - joey umbrella  ""]
yeah, he did the coat thing. so funny. he said a few zingers. then some guy heckled him and he flipped out, and tore the lights and decorations off the stage while telling the guy to keep it up. i was rolling.


p.s.- umbrella is a lost cause. the next band will ruin it.
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[Jan 1,2005 1:41pm - assuck ""]
i didnt even know he was in town

dane cook = the man
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[Jan 1,2005 1:43pm - joey umbrella  ""]
yes, i agree. he is fucked up type funny. thats my forte'.
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[Jan 1,2005 1:48pm - assuck ""]
him, mitch hedberg, and todd glass own every comedian out there right now
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[Jan 1,2005 1:49pm - josiah_the_black ""]
demetri martin is the funniest comedian alive
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[Jan 1,2005 1:52pm - KeithMutiny ""]
i wanted to go to that... but im lazy and it sold out right away
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[Jan 1,2005 2:16pm - tbone_r ""]
"p.s.- umbrella is a lost cause. the next band will ruin it"

oh really? what'd you play for umbrella, and are there any other members that will be in your new one?
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[Jan 1,2005 2:27pm - MASlayer  ""]
easily one of the funniest comics today...did he do christ chex?
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[Jan 1,2005 2:55pm - dreadkill ""]
dane cook is awesome live. i've seen him a few times. mitch hedberg is great, but he was a disappointment live. his set ended pretty badly when i saw him.
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[Jan 1,2005 3:07pm - joey umbrella  ""]
i played guitar. and yes, probably the other guitar player, maybe. thats not decided. so not so yes.
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[Jan 1,2005 3:07pm - joey umbrella  ""]
and mitch is very funny.
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[Jan 1,2005 3:47pm - tbone_r ""]
i remember at exit 23 when one of the guitarists said a wedding singer quote (best guitar player in the world...) and a quote from will ferrel as the devil (what do you think of this tasty lick). i laughed so hard i almost shit my pants.

mitch is awesome live. he was trashed when i saw him, and although he tailed off at the end (just talking to certain people in the crowd) i still had a good time.
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[Jan 1,2005 4:07pm - Dissector ""]
assuck said:him, mitch hedberg, and todd glass own every comedian out there right now


YES!!!
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[Jan 1,2005 5:17pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
excuse me excuse me i think that honor goes to David Cross !
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[Jan 1,2005 6:33pm - anonymous  ""]
fuck umbrella it's all about tied to a bear
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[Jan 1,2005 6:34pm - malettey ""]
my friend went down to see him last night. i would've gone, but the tickets were like 70 bucks. i wouldn't pay 70 bucks to see anybody.
i think dane's a funny guy, but he's a little too hyper sometimes. i love the bit he does about the old "speak and spell" toy.
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[Jan 1,2005 7:12pm - oscar s  ""]
Mitch Hedberg/Stephen Lynch Jan 22,2005 Wallingford,Ct
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[Jan 1,2005 7:21pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
hell yeah Stephn Lynch is the man !!!!
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[Jan 1,2005 7:42pm - Brutalhank ""]
"look at this guy with shoes."
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[Jan 1,2005 7:53pm - JayTUS ""]
I was supposed to see him today but some of my friends couldn't do it so we never got tickets.
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[Jan 1,2005 8:14pm - mammalsauce ""]
I love dane. I've seen him twice in boston, everytime he'sgood. I actually didn't know he was around right now either. I was telling a few people that we need to go next time, so I'll have to look out. But ya he rocks and I hope he did his monkey bit, and the pear bit because those are hilarious live.
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[Jan 1,2005 10:40pm - assuck ""]
A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE FACE
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[Jan 2,2005 12:39am - scream_bleed_repeat ""]
who is so pissed off when they're taking a shit they carve into the wall. fuckin blacks*frrrrt*fuckin jews.

someone always writes: mike was here, then someone else writes, mike is a faggot. then mike comes back to check, uuuuughhhhhh i was here but not as a faggot!
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[Jan 2,2005 12:41am - scream_bleed_repeat ""]
i work at the BK Lounge, can you get me in? not without coups baby.
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[Jan 2,2005 1:45am - eddie ""]
assuck said:A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE FACE


oh look they're showing it again on the big screen
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[Jan 2,2005 2:03am - joey umbrella  ""]
tbone_r said:i remember at exit 23 when one of the guitarists said a wedding singer quote (best guitar player in the world...) and a quote from will ferrel as the devil (what do you think of this tasty lick). i laughed so hard i almost shit my pants.

yea, that was a good laugh, i was wicked drunk though, and then the quotes start a rollin... haha oh and tied to a bear... so right. that is even better than whomever the kids are listening to nowadays

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[Jan 2,2005 2:04am - joey umbrella  ""]
why is that shit in yellow? computers are gay
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[Jan 2,2005 12:52pm - Brutalhank ""]
This tire wasn't "fucking around" as we like to say. This tire hunted Mary down. This tire was out for vengence.
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[Jan 2,2005 1:26pm - assuck ""]
imagine if she just palmed it?

there can only be one higlander!
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[Jan 2,2005 6:10pm - josiah_the_black ""]
http://www.demetrimartin.com
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[Jan 2,2005 6:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Dane Cook is on my friends list on My Space.

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[Jan 3,2005 1:42am - SacreligionNlI  ""]
i was in my kitchen, and i heard it, so i came out
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[Jan 3,2005 6:04pm - assuck ""]
you were in your kitchen? i was in my living room.
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[Jan 3,2005 6:07pm - tbone_r ""]
hahaha

yeah, i just heard the crash and i came out
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[Feb 28,2009 2:00am - the_reverend ""]
he's on now.
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[Feb 28,2009 3:11am - sxealex ""]
everyone hates this guy now
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[Feb 28,2009 3:12am - sxealex ""]
he is kinda a fuck head even if hes from arlington
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[Feb 28,2009 8:04am - joeyumbrella ""]
His new movie where the guy gets his eyebrow shaved off was funny.
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[Feb 28,2009 10:58am - HI BILLY MAYS HERE /w LOVELY MANDY BLAKE  ""]


HI BILLY MAYS HERE.

THANK GOD DANE COOK IS HERE WITH THE HA HA. GLENN BECK'S SHIT WAS GOING WAY OVER MY HEAD.


FUCKING FRUITCAKES.

I HOPE THE ONLY REASON YOU WENT WAS BECAUSE YOUR BITCH DRAGGED YOU THERE. OTHERWISE, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE YOU SECRET JEW.

WATCH MY SHIT AND MAN UP, ASSHOLES.



bennyhillifier
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[Feb 28,2009 11:01am - orgymaggotfeast ""]

josiah_the_black said:demetri martin is the lamest excuse for a comedian alive


fixed
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[Feb 28,2009 11:04am - orgymaggotfeast ""]
anyway, i don't get the obsession with Dane Cook, i like oddball/weird comedy (Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, Shawn Malloy, Steve Albert), but guys like Dane Cook and Demetri Martin are just fucking annoying IMO
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[Feb 28,2009 12:01pm - oscarct ""]
dane cook sucks, nothing funny bout him. I had his 1st album, couldnt get into him (and that was his "better" material). Demetri Martin I dont think is that bad his person special was pretty good.
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[Mar 2,2009 10:55am - KadoogASSÜCK  ""]

assuck said:i didnt even know he was in town

dane cook = the man



See what happens when you finally hit puberty? Haha just kidding, I still have no hair on my balls...
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[Mar 2,2009 11:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I can totally listen to his shit (esp. whichever one has Super Bleeder and shit on the coats) but I still want to crush his legs under my van.
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[Mar 2,2009 12:06pm - guy  ""]
im with the dane cook sucks people
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[Mar 2,2009 1:20pm - SinisterMinister ""]
Dane Cook may just be one of the unfunniest people alive. Even if you skinned him he'd make an annoying rug.


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