Practice Space Roomates Needed[views:5288][posts:2]____________________________________ [Jan 20,2005 11:52am - korpse-l- ""] Anyone from the Hingham, Weymouth, Braintree, Holbrook, Quincy... ahh fuck it, the south shore area want to go in together on practice space? there's just two of us, maybe three. we only need space for a five piece drum kit and a large combo amp. worth a shot i guess. anyone? anyone?:duffbeer::satancross::duffbeer::gun::duffbeer::duffbeer: |
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| ____________________________________ [Jan 21,2005 12:21pm - korpse-l- ""] Below is a list of some of the fun poetry that Hank wrote for his website and fans… Beetlejuice is a loser, a dick, and queer; I'll outdrink him anyday especially if it is with beer. Howard Stern is the best, My favorite entertainer of all; I love going on the show and drinking until I am about to fall. 'Once upon a time there was a dwarf named Hank, He stood 4'1" and loved to get tanked. Hank loved to drink and drink until he could drink no more, Then go to a place where he could bang a whore. Beer is the so wonderful, the world's greatest creation; It made Hank the Dwarf an American sensation. He roams the country north, south, east, and west; Frequently meeting hot young ladies and signing their breasts. B' is for 'beer' which is so good and tasty, 'G' is for 'get' me one now or I'll get angry and nasty. Bud is my pal, I like to drink him all day, Bud gets me loaded and feeling okay, But at the end of the day I say goodnight to my Bud, And then pass out and fall down with a thunderous thud. I love beer and the way it tastes, I love women with skinny small waists. But given a choice if I had to choose one, I'd pick beer because it can't get pregnant and give me a son. "Roses are red, violets are blue, get me a drink or I'll kill you!" "I am a dwarf who loves to get loaded, I drink all day and my gut gets bloated; The end of the day comes and I can only slur, but I grab more drinks until everything is a big fuckin' blur" "Beer is good, booze is better, I like them both especially together" "Roses are red, viagra is blue, If I see someone in bed, I hope it is you" "When I drink I feel like a king, I stumble all over and don't feel a thing; My drinks are my best friends and that is for sure, I love being wasted and nailing a whore!" "I drink and get drunk and do it every day, It's my life; Hank, The Angry Drunken Dwarf's Way." Fuck you and your mother, because she is a whore, I'll kick both your asses if you don't let me drink more and more." |