13 Winters reviews their own album[views:11844][posts:60]____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 7:59am - anonymous ""] They admit their album sounds "sucky" and draw a comparison between themselves and Megadeth and Metallica, amongst others. http://p214.ezboard.com/f13wintersfrm9.showMessage?topicID=191.topic |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 8:04am - Josh_Martin ""] "All great bands have a sucky sounding first album. (But it never means it's a bad one.) Type O Negative - Slow Deep and Hard Metallica - Kill them all Cradle Of Filth - Black Goddess Rises Dimmu Borgir - For All Tid Megadeth - Megadeth Sepultura - Morbid Visions" Wow, that guy is dumb on so many levels. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 9:27am - Abbath ""] aids |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 9:31am - Christraper ""] There is no self titled megadeth album. what a bunch of tards. Besides type o, metallica, megadeth, and supulturas first albums dont suck at all. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 10:56am - litacore ""] I feel desolate that I haven't heard 13 Winters yet . . . in Haiti |
| ________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 11:08am - dan. ""] uhh isnt bestial deviation the first sepultera album? and isnt total fucking darkness the first cof demo? and principles of the evil made flesh the first cof album? and what the fuck is 'megadeth - megadeth'??? ahhhaah "kill them all" jesus christ |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 11:58am - Christraper ""] there seems to be an epidemic of down syndrome running rampant in 13Winters. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 12:19pm - anonymous ""] I agree! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 1:14pm - thegreatspaldino ""] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who heard that song? i thought it was a Cradle of Filth cover... but then i realized that the music was actually really horrible and played overly sloppy... so it had to have been an original. and i love how Ms. Heffer ripped off Dani's vocal patterns/style. this band is fucking terrible... please cease to be. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 1:28pm - dreadkill ""] i laughed when i read the megadeth thing too. also, what's kill them all? it's kill 'em all. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 1:29pm - dreadkill ""] dan. said:uhh isnt bestial deviation the first sepultera album? and isnt total fucking darkness the first cof demo? and principles of the evil made flesh the first cof album? and what the fuck is 'megadeth - megadeth'??? ahhhaah "kill them all" jesus christ oops, didn't realize i was beaten to the punch on kill them all |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 1:49pm - paganmegan ""] does megadeth even have a fucking self titled album? Morons |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 1:53pm - dreadkill ""] i just listened to the track on the 13 winters forum and it sounded like soulfly and cradle of filth had a retarded metalcore baby. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 2:27pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] sepultura never wrote a good song |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 3:35pm - MikeFuckinFuck ""] It was funny when Impaled reviewed their own albums, this is just sort of depressing, like old people. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 3:40pm - MikeFuckinFuck ""] Hahahahaha, they sample Sixth Sense, the live mp3 they have up is like 50% scary noises and then the sample from that shitty movie. This is the worst thing I have ever heard, I quit life. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 4:14pm - metalmatt666 ""] i never heard 13 winters before but i heard they suck |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 5:09pm - handinjury ""] dan. said:and principles of the evil made flesh the first cof album? Zacklys, im actually listening to it right now. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 1:19am - Todd_Bombshelter ""] they should tour with Wretched Asylum, they would sell out hot topics everywhere |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 10:26am - anonymous ""] oh GOD! They're actually gay enough to make another video. Videos are for fags. http://dark-valley-records.com/bands/13-winters/video/thedeadlivehi_fi.wmv |
| ________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 10:39am - silky ""] wow. that bitch has the worst fucking voice ever. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 12,2005 10:49am - him ""] anonymous said:oh GOD! They're actually gay enough to make another video. Videos are for fags. http://dark-valley-records.com/bands/13-winters/video/thedeadlivehi_fi.wmv What an exciting live performance too! ...NOT |
| _________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 12:26pm - Abbath ""] this is the best, this is a question that someone asked die winters: "Q. Name: Megy Langdon Do you think your the best famale vocalist? A. Best female vocalist - No Best female extreme vocalist in the U.S. - Yes. It all depends on what style you are talking about. I'm not Britney Spears or Avril Levine. I don't bother trying to sing like them because I can't. Likewise, they don't try singing like me because they can't. I say I'm one of the best in the U.S. at what I do because I am one of the few that exist. " cockyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] she doesn't realize how many female singers there are in the underground US. i come across myspace profiles all the time of girls who do vocals for extreme metal bands. they are everywhere. there are girls out there who do it alot better than she does. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 12:39pm - dreadkill ""] i hate that term extreme metal. someone on rttp recently had a good line regarding that term. basically, it reminded the person of extreme sports. i feel the same way. extreme metal makes me think of some dude doing death metal vocals on a snowboard or something. ridiculous. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 12,2005 12:41pm - eddie ""] dreadkill said:i hate that term extreme metal. someone on rttp recently had a good line regarding that term. basically, it reminded the person of extreme sports. i feel the same way. extreme metal makes me think of some dude doing death metal vocals on a snowboard or something. ridiculous. hahahahahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 8:27am - lucifer_rising ""] It's kind of pathetic when your demo has better sound quality than the so-called 'debut'. I thought what I heard of their first demo was really good, especially "Dark Embrace". Where The Souls Wander sounded really shitty and sloppy. The guy they had on guitar at that time was excellent - the pudwhacker they've got now sounds like I did 11 years ago (which was admittedly terrible). It's too bad "Addams" (why the second 'd'? 'cause it sounds kooky, spooky, and altogether ooky? HA!) is such a cock knocker with a grade school mentality, or else I'd have gone by the song quality, which isn't that bad admittedly. What 13 Winters needs in order to actually be successful: 1. A reality slap. Most people outside of New England have never even heard of them, and half of the New England scene either hates them or has no idea who they are, so there's no call for the cockiness. 2. Better musicianship. The songs are good, yes, but the musicianship leaves a lot to be desired. The drums and the guitars seem to be competing with each other (a problem they'll always have as long as they have Mike Webb on drums, knowing what I do of his 'playing style'), the bass playing downright sucks (Roy should stick to keyboards and keep his fucking mouth SHUT!), and they need a new singer (which they'll NEVER get as long as Roy's sticking it to Diana Dawley- oops, I mean "DIE WINTERS"...HA!). 3. Better lyrics. Again, will never happen as long as Die continues to be their primary lyricist. Note to 13 Winters: literacy is your friend. At least use a spell check. 4. Get a new guitarist. The 19 year-old schmuck 13 Winters has can barely play. 5. Put down the violin. If Roy was Martin of CoF/ex-MDB, then I wouldn't say that - that man can actually play the violin. Roy sounds like he's strangling a cat. 6. Drop "Autumn" from the playlist. To 13 Winters: I know Type O are your heroes, but let's face it, Life Is Killing Me blows chunks. But as long as Roy Addams is behind 13 Winters' helm, they'll continue to suck. People here will continue to slag them. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 9:09am - sinistas ""] LIKM was a decent album. Anesthesia and Nettie are great. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 9:16am - lucifer_rising ""] sinistas said:LIKM was a decent album. Anesthesia and Nettie are great. No sir...didn't like it. I don't think Type O really cares anymore. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 9:23am - sinistas ""] That's for sure. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 11:23am - BestialOnslaught ""] Joe/NotCommon said:sepultura never wrote a good song DUDE!!! You signed PHANTOM LIMB... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 11:28am - Aegathis ""] I really dont like this band. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 11:50am - TimMa ""] dreadkill said:i just listened to the track on the 13 winters forum and it sounded like soulfly and cradle of filth had a retarded metalcore baby. and even THAT is an understatement. and what the hell kind of name is 13 winters anyway? whats so special about 13 winters? is it because 13 is supposed to be "unlucky" and winters are so "cold" so therefore that makes them metal? i don't get it. then again, i'm a fucking retard. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 8:48pm - Kalopsia ""] TimMa said:dreadkill said:i just listened to the track on the 13 winters forum and it sounded like soulfly and cradle of filth had a retarded metalcore baby. and even THAT is an understatement. and what the hell kind of name is 13 winters anyway? whats so special about 13 winters? is it because 13 is supposed to be "unlucky" and winters are so "cold" so therefore that makes them metal? i don't get it. then again, i'm a fucking retard. actually, you hit the nail on the head |
| _________________________________ [Apr 19,2005 11:28pm - Abbath ""] god damn this band is aids |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 7:29am - lucifer_rising ""] TimMa said:dreadkill said:i just listened to the track on the 13 winters forum and it sounded like soulfly and cradle of filth had a retarded metalcore baby. and even THAT is an understatement. and what the hell kind of name is 13 winters anyway? whats so special about 13 winters? is it because 13 is supposed to be "unlucky" and winters are so "cold" so therefore that makes them metal? i don't get it. then again, i'm a fucking retard. 'Cause 13 is supposedly a pagan number, and they profess to be Wiccan. "Winters"...well...because winter is big with goth and black metal, I guess. I actually think the name's pretty good, and some of the song titles are pretty good I guess. I'm not slagging on their songs for the most part (although a few of them, like "Cold, Dark & Empty", suck donkey balls). I just slag on the band itself. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 10:25am - Timma ""] lucifer_rising said:TimMa said:dreadkill said:i just listened to the track on the 13 winters forum and it sounded like soulfly and cradle of filth had a retarded metalcore baby. and even THAT is an understatement. and what the hell kind of name is 13 winters anyway? whats so special about 13 winters? is it because 13 is supposed to be "unlucky" and winters are so "cold" so therefore that makes them metal? i don't get it. then again, i'm a fucking retard. 'Cause 13 is supposedly a pagan number, and they profess to be Wiccan. "Winters"...well...because winter is big with goth and black metal, I guess. I actually think the name's pretty good, and some of the song titles are pretty good I guess. I'm not slagging on their songs for the most part (although a few of them, like "Cold, Dark & Empty", suck donkey balls). I just slag on the band itself. so in essence, you just agreed with me in a really roundabout dolt-ish fashion. so the song titles are good, the name is good, you're not "slagging" on the songs but you "slag" the band itself. is anyone else lost? :moe: |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 1:08pm - strangles kittens ""] you should check out their myspace, the fat bitch is posing naked. It's enough to make a grown man cry, vomit, and shit himself at the same time |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 7:46am - lucifer_rising ""] Timma said:so in essence, you just agreed with me in a really roundabout dolt-ish fashion. so the song titles are good, the name is good, you're not "slagging" on the songs but you "slag" the band itself. is anyone else lost? :moe: OK, lemme clarify a bit for ya. I said some of their songs are pretty good. Hell, even Nirvana had a couple of decent songs in their catalog. But I don't like Nirvana, and I don't like 13 Winters. I slag on 13 Winters 'cause they're a bunch of idiots, as well as much of the reasons that have been stated on this forum ad nauseam. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 7:53am - 666-stringer ""] Heheheh |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 9:55am - anonymous ""] 13 winters if they suck so bad then why did they get asked to play locobazooka a second time. They had to turn it down to to a festival out west. Why is one of there songs off where the souls wander being spun in Norway? Why is one of germanys largest labels negotiating a record contract. Why are they in the metal Maniacs newist issue?Didn't that Hatebread wanna be band, Proqueeria open for them and needed to use some of there gear at a fest this summer? And 13 winters helped them out because thats what real underground metal bands do. But this site is awsome for the press because they keep talking about them. And Bad press is still press. Yeah the recording quality on where the souls wander is not up to par. But when it is was done they did it at home. With there own money.I am almost 30 and been in the metal scene since I was 14, I used to work for Morbid Angel. See kids the underground metal comunity used to work together. But this site goes against what underground metal was based upon. This is forum seems like a teenie bopper forum. One last question if you hate 13 winters how do you know so much about them? Sincerly A.L.R |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 11:38am - destroyyoualot ""] him said: What an exciting live performance too! ...NOT Hard to believe a band that's playing at Locobazooka is boring as fuck, huh? :ralphie: Yeah, they're not good. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 11:54am - Josh_Martin ""] anonymous said: I used to work for Morbid Angel. Lemme guess. You quit around the same time as David Vincent and both of you got into gay music like 13 Winters and the Genitorturers. Bands like 13 Winters are only underground because no one likes them. There's a difference between playing underground music and bands playing mainstream nu-metal crap that are underground but don't want to be. Getting a slot on Locobazooka means you are mainstream enough for WAAF. That is a far cry from the real underground. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 12:14pm - denis ""] 13 is a wiccan number? uhh. how so? there are 13 principles of belief i think. but 13 is "evil" because judas iscariot was the 13th guest at the last supper. thats the root of why 13 is evil or whatever the gay. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 12:45pm - destroyyoualot ""] paganmegan said:does megadeth even have a fucking self titled album? Morons Heh - Dude went back and edited his post. So now he knows what he's talking about, I guess. I'm gonna go to lunch and listen to "Kill Them All", now. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 12:48pm - dreadkill ""] i'm sure it isn't hard to get a song spun in norway. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 1:21pm - Christraper ""] denis said:13 is a wiccan number? uhh. how so? there are 13 principles of belief i think. but 13 is "evil" because judas iscariot was the 13th guest at the last supper. thats the root of why 13 is evil or whatever the gay. i always thought it was because revelations was the 13th chapter in the bible. but youre probably right, i dont remember how many chapters are in the bible. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 21,2005 1:40pm - denis ""] hmm im not sure if thats true about how its the 13th chapter of the bible (it would be the NT not the actual bible) - but i doubt christians would consider that an evil because thats about the return of christ and their eternal salvation and other such gayness. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 3:21pm - Abbath ""] guys! don't give them that much credit, they probably thought 13 as in an unlucky number because they're so badass |
| _______________________________ [Apr 21,2005 3:24pm - denis ""] oh i just found out what it means, from the site. IF YOU TAKE THE NUMBER 13 AND REVERSE IT (31) - THEN TIMES IT BY 13 (403) THATS THE NUMBER OF TIMES EACH BAND MEMBER ENGAGES IN GAY SEX PER MONTH. from the site! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 3:29pm - Christraper ""] genius! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 4:22pm - anonymous ""] wow even homophobia runs rampit on this board. That means you are gay and afraid to come out. its okay. So if playing Lokobazooka is for sell outs Does that mean All that Remains, Diecast, Candiria,Shadows Fall, are sell outs. And anyone who thinks these bands are sell outs are either idiots who write about metal but are not in a band or are not a productive member in the scene. Or if that is not the case then please post contact info so I can give it to the members of those bands. I stopped working for Morbid Angel so I could work for Centry Media. Sorry to dissapoint someones fantasy. I have real work to do that actually has meaning to the scene. You people are a great source of humor on long work day. Thank you for entertaining me and my co-workers. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 21,2005 4:27pm - denis ""] im not homophobic but my boyfriend is!! calling shit gay doesnt make you homophobic, dickweed. i live with 2 gay guys, one of them being my brother. if i was homophobic i sure as fuck wouldnt let them blow me. i mean what? but seriously, my extremely homosexual room mates are still not gay enough to listen to wretched shit like this. just because you are a fag, you dont have to go around pretending that you "have meaning to the scene". by the way, none of the bands you listed are metal. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 4:33pm - Hooker ""] rampit |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 4:45pm - Christraper ""] Denis is right. Anonymous is a toolbag. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 5:07pm - Josh_Martin ""] anonymous said:wow even homophobia runs rampit on this board. That means you are gay and afraid to come out. its okay. So if playing Lokobazooka is for sell outs Does that mean All that Remains, Diecast, Candiria,Shadows Fall, are sell outs. And anyone who thinks these bands are sell outs are either idiots who write about metal but are not in a band or are not a productive member in the scene. Or if that is not the case then please post contact info so I can give it to the members of those bands. I stopped working for Morbid Angel so I could work for Centry Media. Sorry to dissapoint someones fantasy. I have real work to do that actually has meaning to the scene. You people are a great source of humor on long work day. Thank you for entertaining me and my co-workers. I never said those bands were sellouts. They started out gay and they signed to a gay label, and they're still gay. Good for them. They do all suck though. About as heavy as a ball of yarn. It totally fits that you work at Century Media though. All those bands fit perfectly there. I don't know why you are getting so defensive. This is an underground board. 13 Winters is a mainstream band who just happens to be stuck in the underground. Of course we're going to goof on them. We goof on Korn and Slipknot too. Shadows Fall gets tons of shit here too. This is mostly a death/black/grind board. You better get used to being offended here. Century Media has nothing that would be liked here anymore. You haven't been an underground label in years. Indie label? Yes. Underground? No. (well, I guess you did sign Napalm Death but that's one band in a sea of gayness) |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 7:22pm - dreadkill ""] Hooker said:rampit ha, if you hadn't posted that, i would have. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 9:35pm - IntricateProcess ""] will this band die |
| _________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 10:01pm - Abbath ""] anonymous said:wow even homophobia runs rampit on this board. That means you are gay and afraid to come out. its okay. So if playing Lokobazooka is for sell outs Does that mean All that Remains, Diecast, Candiria,Shadows Fall, are sell outs. And anyone who thinks these bands are sell outs are either idiots who write about metal but are not in a band or are not a productive member in the scene. Or if that is not the case then please post contact info so I can give it to the members of those bands. I stopped working for Morbid Angel so I could work for Centry Media. Sorry to dissapoint someones fantasy. I have real work to do that actually has meaning to the scene. You people are a great source of humor on long work day. Thank you for entertaining me and my co-workers. 13 winters never sold out to begin with they just suck and want to suck with other bands, there's a whole lot of sucking going around, making them gay. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 6:14pm - Kalopsia ""] anonymous said:wow even homophobia runs rampit on this board. That means you are gay and afraid to come out. its okay. So if playing Lokobazooka is for sell outs Does that mean All that Remains, Diecast, Candiria,Shadows Fall, are sell outs. And anyone who thinks these bands are sell outs are either idiots who write about metal but are not in a band or are not a productive member in the scene. Or if that is not the case then please post contact info so I can give it to the members of those bands. I stopped working for Morbid Angel so I could work for Centry Media. Sorry to dissapoint someones fantasy. I have real work to do that actually has meaning to the scene. You people are a great source of humor on long work day. Thank you for entertaining me and my co-workers. diecast fucking BLOW!!!! and so does 13 winters. like others have said on this board, no one outside of new england has ever heard of this band (of course a norwegian label is interested in signing them, it's fucking norway!!!!!! anything grIm, KVLT, or dark they love) yet they think they're gods among insects. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 23,2005 10:11am - DestroyYouAlot ""] anonymous said: Does that mean All that Remains, Diecast, Candiria,Shadows Fall, are sell outs. :point: YES. |