True parenting at its finest[views:2198][posts:18]___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:16am - powerkok ""] heres an idea for you parents. If your kids dont clean their room after countless threats, groundings, and toy confiscation, just go in their room ranting and raving like a lunatic, be sure to use the 'f' word, so they know you mean business, and dismantle a plastic kids mic stand toy, and wield it as a weapon. this will bring instant tears and fear to your children. If this is not enough, then actually swing the weapon around like your trying to hit them, but theyve somehow eluded the throes of a 30 year old madman. This is sure to get your children to do whatever it is they are supposed to do. Take it from Dr. Kok. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:19am - Scoracrasia ""] I act like this regardless with my kids. They get the point right away. :whipper: |
| _________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:20am - Hooker ""] People hire me to pee on their kids. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:22am - Scoracrasia ""] Hooker said:People hire me to pee on their kids. What are your rates? I prefer vomit. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:22am - powerkok ""] Ya, I try to be nice, too often. Little tax writeoffs forget that dad is actually a maniac that has been dilluted by 11 years of stupid marriage, and can still kick huge ass. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:25am - powerkok ""] " Next time that room is messy, no beatings, no swearing, just Hooker peeing." That would cure all. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:27am - Hooker ""] hahaha. be sure to show them this picture. [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:29am - powerkok ""] Im gonna print that out and wear it as a mask, next time. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:30am - powerkok ""] HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the more I look hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:43am - Christraper ""] I'd be such a horrible father. I thought I was gonna be one this weekend but it turned out to be a false alarm. I'm way too unstable to be any kind of positive role model. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:46am - Hooker ""] Ah. The ol' morning after punch. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:59am - Christraper ""] I was considering it but I figured Id wait to see what the pregnancy test said. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:59am - ~Carina~ ""] her powerK! Are you married? I thought you were but aaron said no and I was convinced you were PS: CINNABONS STILL HAVE THEM DAMMIT! |
| __________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 1:17pm - powerkok ""] By law, were not married, but by stupid commonlaw, we are. Cinemain bons!!!!! Must hawwwwm. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:06pm - Abbath ""] dr kok is a genius |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:18pm - Bradness ""] i threatened to throw my daughter out of the car one very stressful day on RT 3. she was 4, she's now 7 and still remembers it. That's one thing i wish i could take back |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 11:32pm - succubus ""] powerkok said:By law, were not married, but by stupid commonlaw, we are. Cinemain bons!!!!! Must hawwwwm. ahh ok he was right heh CINNMEIN BUNS! lol |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 12:23pm - destroyyoualot ""] Bradness said:i threatened to throw my daughter out of the car one very stressful day on RT 3. she was 4, she's now 7 and still remembers it. That's one thing i wish i could take back Yeah, I remember you had her out the window tied to a belt, that was hilarious. Let's hear it for PCP! |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 12:24pm - destroyyoualot ""] Seriously, my kids are gonna be fucking demons. I'm an obnoxious, hyperactive, knowitall, stubborn sonofabith, and my girl is the EXACT same way. If they're girls I'm doubly fucked. |