The Meatmen[views:7880][posts:36]__________________________________________ [May 31,2005 9:54am - largefreakatzero ""] Burn the little panties off of nubiles with a bunson burner Slim on that maturity, but Jesus fuck, their tits are firmer Pick them up for Grease 2, and by God they've gone to driver's ed That's OK, 'cause mom will dork me in that queen-size parents bed Please post yer favorite lyrics / ramblings from the Dutch Hercules, if you care to share. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 31,2005 10:15am - WhyamIandasshole ""] There are so many jems. Pope on a rope! See the swingin dego Pope on a rope! Puppet on a string Pope on a rope! Symbol of oppression Pope on a rope! Swing Ponitiff swing! I wish I could find that album |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2005 10:22am - RichHorror ""] "I'm gonna ram my tongue so far up your puckered starfish, I'll carve my initials in tommorrow's turds." |
| ___________________________________________ [May 31,2005 10:23am - largefreakatzero ""] Excellent choice -- I have "We're the Meatmen and you Suck" on vinyl somewhere. I need to find that as well. My mom would tie me up in a burlap sack Whenever in my pants she found a crap Between her fingers squished the shit as clenched her fist Then she kicked me in the dick, god she was pi-i-i-i-i-i-issed! |
| ___________________________________________ [May 31,2005 10:28am - largefreakatzero ""] RichHorror said:"I'm gonna ram my tongue so far up your puckered starfish, I'll carve my initials in tommorrow's turds." Hahaha -- "This one goes out to the girl in the front row with the Anthrax t-shirt that you can barely read because of her massive mammarian mcgillicutties, because after the show baby, I want you too!" |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2005 11:59am - powerkok ""] So we shoot Methedrine in our veins Bathtub crank=freight train brain gobble downs to make me sane I WANT DRUGS Percodan and valium High grade ganja yum yum yum CHOICE, and eight ball give me some. I WANT DRUGS GIVE ME DRUGS ALL YOUR DRUGS OR YOU'RE DEAD! |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2005 12:01pm - the_reverend ""] great LP covers. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2005 12:04pm - powerkok ""] I love my big blaack bbq pit is 9 foot 9 I raise my own steers and hog kill cue them all the time. Im a meat eatin motherfucker, 3 squares a day Gimme a weak, defenseless creature, and Ill make em pay!! |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2005 12:11pm - powerkok ""] Last time I hitched a ride Last thing I really wanted was a turban headed guy Took me twice as far as I had to go Just gimme semi automatic, and away, I'll blow. Camel jockeys suck Camel jockeys suck Camel jockeys suck Camel jockeys suck my dick. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2005 12:19pm - powerkok ""] Reef on this knuckle sandwich....were not tooling for anus! |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2005 12:19pm - powerkok ""] Thanks Andols.....I could do this all day. |
| ________________________________ [May 31,2005 12:57pm - silky ""] tooling for anus! |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2005 1:15pm - norwellbob ""] I heart Meatmen. That is all. Tesco Vee is a cool guy in person, too... he's kinda the one who convinced me that 26 isn't too old to start a band for the first time. I'm pleased to see this thread. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2005 1:20pm - powerkok ""] I got Charo and Dolly Parton in a hot tub, workin a mean, sloe gin upper colonic...womba womba womba Im talkin bt109 bt 110. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 31,2005 1:28pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2005 1:31pm - largefreakatzero ""] powerkok said:Reef on this knuckle sandwich....were not tooling for anus! Tooling for anus, that's you Tooling for anus, him too Tooling for anus, her too Tooling for anus, them too Detroit City is the place to go If you want to lick gonads or blow a stiff Bookies, nunzios, menjos too Pack some brown and shoot some glue *chorus* I'm not a fag and I'll never be Afraid to hit the can just to take a pee Afraid that some fag will grab my ass I'll stick his face with broken glass *chorus* |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2005 1:31pm - powerkok ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2005 3:15pm - RichHorror ""] The Meatmen and The Dwarves were the two best bands in this history of recorded music. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 31,2005 3:16pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Tesco Vee is jesus ! |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2005 3:19pm - powerkok ""] "One thing burns me up more than Bull Dykes....is all the towelheaded foreigners theyre letting into our country, god damned foodstampin mohammeds, makes me wanna make em dance to the tune of automatic weapon fire" TescoVee. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2005 4:00pm - Josh_Martin ""] My old band covered I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl for a Meatmen covers cd. Unfortunately, all the other bands on it sucked. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2005 4:14pm - largefreakatzero ""] Josh_Martin said:My old band covered I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl for a Meatmen covers cd. Unfortunately, all the other bands on it sucked. "...the monthly rot they all must bleed" |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2005 5:11pm - dread_104 ""] we would like to see reggae people stuck on a christian church steeple then we'd stone 'em to death dread locks and narrow minds muggle brains is all you'll find Haille Sellasie is up my butt... |
| ________________________________________________ [May 31,2005 5:15pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Sex Mart 2000 the Courtney Love doll now in slim trim silky smoothe model and of course the fatso bloated junkie model. and of course our number 1 best seller the G.G Allin love doll, now with vibrator heated anus. |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2005 10:14pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Jerkin off Jerkin off He's been caught red handed Beatin off whackin off He's been caught red handed |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2005 10:15pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Dude, Cori Clark is having a party down at his dude ranch... |
| __________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:49am - powerkok ""] its over boyd!! Jeeth one rimjob a year ago and he thinth were loverth. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 9:38am - WhyamIandasshole ""] powerkok said:"One thing burns me up more than Bull Dykes....is all the towelheaded foreigners theyre letting into our country, god damned foodstampin mohammeds, makes me wanna make em dance to the tune of automatic weapon fire" TescoVee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 10:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I caught a strap-on dildo that Tesco threw at Club Babyhead when I was a teenager. Unfortunately I ended up tossing it. Too bad - it'd be a collector's item, now. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 10:16am - largefreakatzero ""] The enema bag slowly fills with a brown viscous yoohoo slow gin blend, which is anally-injected with 500 lbs of nitrous into the turd-cutter of a 300lb black mamba she-bitch. GO! (I don't know the rest) |
| __________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:29pm - powerkok ""] ROBBING AND KILLING FOR MEAT |
| __________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:29pm - powerkok ""] largefreakatzero said:The enema bag slowly fills with a brown viscous yoohoo slow gin blend, which is anally-injected with 500 lbs of nitrous into the turd-cutter of a 300lb black mamba she-bitch. GO! (I don't know the rest) hahahahahahha |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:29pm - Kinslayer ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:39pm - powerkok ""] Boyd, bring all your blondie and benetar. Super, super. Have you theen the new tennith instructor? His crank is as long as my arm, Id give my birthright to take that rocket up my mudtrail. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 8:53am - norwellbob ""] Just so you boys know, I forwarded this thread to Tesco. I thought he'd dig seeing it. Later, Bob |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 8:56am - largefreakatzero ""] norwellbob said:Just so you boys know, I forwarded this thread to Tesco. I thought he'd dig seeing it. Later, Bob That's cool man -- I've been a huge fan of Tesco and the Meat since I was in about 7th grade. When's the reunion??? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 10:53am - powerkok ""] Hell ya!!! MEATMEN REUNION! Tesco helped shape my adult life. The KING of gab. |