Rednecks[views:6643][posts:15]________________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 1:23pm - an80smetalchick ""] Just when you thought you were safe from Rednecks and all assorted and random Freaks of Nature, comes the Dialectizer! http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ "Thar was a truck down th' road wif a few daid bodies hangin' outta it. ah suddenly got hungry fo' a some fried possum an' haided down t'th' sto'e t'git some beer an' steal some possums fum th' old man's farm, dawgone it." |
| _________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 1:25pm - litacore ""] when cousins marry up wif HAHAHAHA |
| _________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 1:28pm - litacore ""] in Jive: Boston's Biggest Dreat t'Nu-Metal, Metalco'e, Posers, and Christians, HEKSERI LOL, this is fun! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 8:03am - an80smetalchick ""] ah ran aroun' t'th' side of th' barn an' thar was a llama sexin' mah pig, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! ah sat down wif a bag of pawk rinds an' watched th' show! Fry mah hide! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 3,2005 8:10am - Boots ""] an80smetalchick said:ah ran aroun' t'th' side of th' barn an' thar was a llama sexin' mah pig, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! ah sat down wif a bag of pawk rinds an' watched th' show! Fry mah hide! sounds black? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 9:34am - litacore ""] hahaha, Skull Rack with Elmer Fudd on Guest Vocals ====================================== Captuwed in the waws compwete Fowced to wevew in defeat Masqwewading in the heat Wiving God wandews the stweets IWWUSION OF FWEEDOM Feed him pweasuwe, wove wif pain Nobwe spwendow whiwst enchained Imposed fowfeit in ouw game No one wiww dawe ask his name WEADY TO WECEIVE HIM TWANSMUTATED FWESH UP DE TEMPWE STEPS QWICK CUT DWOUGH DE BWEAST PAYMENT OF DE DEBT Heawt extwacted by the pwiest Hewd awoft fow Sun God's feast Teaw the cowpse up piece by piece Gwowify the innew beast NOW WENEW DE CYCWE Wituaw of deaf pwofane Conqwest of the bwood wiww stain Stiww the twophy yet uncwaimed Take the head, wemove the bwain NO WIMITS TO DEFIWEMENT OF DE SKY DE WICHES AWE DISCAWDED / DE FINEWY DEFWATED DE VICTIM IS WEASSUWED / AND HE PWOCEEDS UNAIDED NOW DE SOUW IS DEPAWTED / DE FWESH IS INVADED DE SKINS AWE DISTWIBUTED / DE HEAD IS PAWADED SEE YOU ON DE SKUWW WACK / SEE YOU ON DE SKUWW WACK SEE YOU ON DE SKUWW WACK / SEE YOU ON DE SKUWW WACK TWANSMUTATED FWESH TIME CANNOT BE STWETCHED QWICK CUT DWOUGH DE BWEAST WITUAW OF DEAD |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 9:41am - DreamingInExile ""] post by powerkok at Jun 3,2005 12:13am the_taste_of_cigarettes said:<<mo'e o' less I've been in a hole in th' groun'. tell me th' sto'y! Fry mah hide! ah's shocked by this!>> He was accused of takin' dore $ which is total bullshit (imo) Todd said he didnt, an' Ive known him fo' years, way befo'e enny of mah ban's played at his clubs, so ah trest thet he didnt. An'erson was fired too. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 10:32am - an80smetalchick ""] ah's a proud redneck wif attitude. ah drive a red truck an' own a few houn'dog thet ah pow'ful love. ah like t'watch kiddie po'n an' haf a few beers! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 12:06pm - malettey ""] that thing is a lot of fun! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 12:10pm - soloman ""] rednecks are awesome. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 3,2005 12:16pm - Boots ""] http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 12:45pm - Christraper ""] Elmer Fudd plays the role of Delbert Grady in The Shining "My daughtews didn't wike the Ovewwook at fiwst. One of them even stowe a box of matches and twied to buwn it down, uh-hah-hah-hah. But I....cowwwwected them. And when my wife twied to pwevent me fwom doing my duty, I....cowwwwected hew." |
| _________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 1:03pm - powerkok ""] DreamingInExile said:post by powerkok at Jun 3,2005 12:13am the_taste_of_cigarettes said:<<mo'e o' less I've been in a hole in th' groun'. tell me th' sto'y! Fry mah hide! ah's shocked by this!>> He was accused of takin' dore $ which is total bullshit (imo) Todd said he didnt, an' Ive known him fo' years, way befo'e enny of mah ban's played at his clubs, so ah trest thet he didnt. An'erson was fired too. hahahaha....are you implying something?! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 1:07pm - DreamingInExile ""] lol, no, I was surfing the rttp board with the redneck generator, and your post just struck me as hysterical BTW kok, I'll see all you crazy fucks tomorrow night at the bawmb-shizeltah |
| _________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 1:13pm - powerkok ""] swizz!!! look fwd to it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 3,2005 5:39pm - an80smetalchick ""] ah knows suh thet thar is only one woomin stan'in' next t'me, she is both mah sister an' mah wife! |