Hessian-Friendly Businesses[views:3961][posts:7]____________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 9:44pm - infoterror ""] We've set up a list of businesses that treat Hessians well or cater to Hessians (metalheads; headbangers; threshers; heshers; thrashers). We would like to keep adding to this list to reward those businesses that treat metalheads well. Please send name of business, address, and phone/email/web if applicable to prozak (at) anus.com. Here's the list: http://www.hessian.org/metal/db/ |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 9:47pm - th3rdknuckle ""] It is an ancient mariner, And he stoppeth one of three. "By thy long grey beard and glittering eye, Now wherefore stopp'st thou me? "The Bridegroom's doors are opened wide, And I am next of kin; The guests are met, the feast is set: May'st hear the merry din." He holds him with his skinny hand, "There was a ship," quoth he. "Hold off! unhand me, greybeard loon!" Eftsoons his hand dropt he. He holds him with his glittering eye - The wedding-guest stood still, And listens like a three years' child: The Mariner hath his will. The wedding-guest sat on a stone: He cannot chose but hear; And thus spake on that ancient man, The bright-eyed mariner. "The ship was cheered, the harbour cleared, Merrily did we drop Below the kirk, below the hill, Below the lighthouse top. The sun came up upon the left, Out of the sea came he! And he shone bright, and on the right Went down into the sea. Higher and higher every day, Till over the mast at noon-" The Wedding-guest here beat his breast, For he heard the loud bassoon. The bride hath paced into the hall, Red as a rose is she; Nodding their heads before her goes The merry minstrelsy. The Wedding-Guest he beat his breast. Yet he cannot choose but hear: And thus spake on that ancient man, The bright-eyed Mariner. "And now the Storm-blast came, and he Was tyrannous and strong: He struck with his o'ertaking wings, And chased us south along. With sloping masts and dipping prow, As who pursued with yell and blow Still treads the shadow of his foe And forward bends his head, The ship drove fast, loud roared the blast, And southward aye we fled. And now there came both mist and snow And it grew wondrous cold: And ice, mast-high, came floating by, As green as emerald. And through the drifts the snowy clifts Did send a dismal sheen: Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken - The ice was all between. The ice was here, the ice was there, The ice was all around: It cracked and growled, and roared and howled, Like noises in a swound! At length did cross and Albatross, Thorough the fog it came; As if it had been a Christian soul, We hailed it in God's name. It ate the food it ne'er had eat, And round and round it flew. The ice did split with a thunder-fit; The helmsman steered us through! And a good south wind sprung up behind; The albatross did follow, And every day, for food or play, Came to the mariner's hollo! In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud, It perched for vespers nine; Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white, Glimmered the white moonshine." "God save thee, ancient Mariner: From the fiends, that plague thee thus! - Why look'st thou so?" - "With my cross-bow I shot the Albatross." |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 10:11pm - __THeMoor__ ""] weren't the hessians the german soldiers who fought against the U.S. w/ the british during the revolutionary war? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2005 8:16pm - infoterror ""] HESSIAN JIHAD! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 20,2005 9:28pm - Al_Ravage ""] Wendy's treats the metalheads quite well. Unless you count the overpriced and deadly food...which may or may not contain severed fingers. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 20,2005 9:32pm - Dissector ""] The Wendy's here doesn't. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 20,2005 10:48pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Bahaha... 3 listings, what an impressive database! |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 21,2005 12:04am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Spike's Hot Dogs |