Jack Daniels Mustard appreciation[views:3887][posts:9]______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 1:01pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] in the world of condiments, one searches endlessly for that one additive that envelops their world. thousands have come and gone succumbing to the tastebuds of the finicky eater. in this crusade of burger/hot dog taste ascendency, i believe the holy grail has been manufactured. ladies and gentlemen, i present to you Jack Daniels mustard. Christ didnt bleed blood, he bled Jack Daniels mustard. one splash of liquified God is like licking Mary Magdelenes asshole. hail! :NEWHORNS: |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 1:06pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Jesus_Slaves said: Christ didnt bleed blood, he bled Jack Daniels mustard. one splash of liquified God is like licking Mary Magdelenes asshole. hail! :NEWHORNS: haha oh man i gotta try this stuff. you should write product slogans for a living. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 1:09pm - ~Carina~ ""] when i was down south i bought a slew of jack daniel's condiments... you should try the BBQ sauces too |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 1:38pm - davefromthegrave ""] ~Carina~ said:when i was down south i bought a slew of jack daniel's condiments... you should try the BBQ sauces too when you say down south, do you mean Connecticut? Cause you can get all the J.D. shit at the supermarkets around here. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 1:38pm - the_reverend ""] mustard *vomit* |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 1:46pm - ~Carina~ ""] naw, i meant where they actually make it...i was down there a few years ago...but as you said, you can get the stuff all over now |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 3:15pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] see regular mustard may make you vomit, but Jack Daniels mustard will make you repent. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:31pm - KillerKadoogan ""] there you go with the slogans again. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 5:14pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it will rain hellfire and brimstone out of your ass though |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 7:10pm - eddienli ""] ~Carina~ said:when i was down south i bought a slew of jack daniel's condiments... you should try the BBQ sauces too TGI fridays has all the jd stuff |