Drugs vs Sex[views:22060][posts:117][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:09pm - Josh_Martin ""] For the rest of your life you either A. Have all the drugs you could possibly want but never have sex again other than masturbation or B. Fuck all the hot chicks you could ever want but never touch another drug again, including alcohol, nicoteen, and caffeine. Pick one. I pick drugs. Chicks suck. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:10pm - SuperFly ""] torn between 2 lovers |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:10pm - RustedAngel ""] Easy Choice, Sex. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:12pm - SuperFly ""] after some deep thought, I would take the drugs also. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:13pm - Josh_Martin ""] Being incredibly rude to a hot girl who's used to guys kissing her ass is a high in itself. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:13pm - RustedAngel ""] RustedAngel said:Easy Choice, Sex. only with my girlfriend of course. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:14pm - Josh_Martin ""] RA just topped his own gaiety |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:16pm - SuperFly ""] I couldn't imagine going through the rest of my life sober. NO FUCKING WAY! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:19pm - Josh_Martin ""] I have a feeling us over 30's are going to pick drugs. The kids will pick sex. I find myself not even caring about sex at all anymore. I'd rather be rude to a girl than hit on her. I just wrote a song called "I Hate Women So Much I Wish I Was Gay" |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:20pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Drugs. Castration and a sautering iron could take care of that other problem forever. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:21pm - Josh_Martin ""] Plus, you can do enouh drugs to kill your sex drive. You can't fuck away drug cravings. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:26pm - RustedAngel ""] Josh_Martin said:RA just topped his own gaiety go suck on a frozen pineapple. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:29pm - nate ""] I'm married so sex doesn't matter anymore anyways... I went with drugs... pot being the drug of choice, oh some pills wouldn't hurt either... do we get to only pick one drug or all drugs vs sex? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:30pm - SuperFly ""] all drugs and booze |
| ______________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:31pm - nate ""] ok, I made the right choice then, bahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:33pm - Scoracrasia ""] I don't do drugs, but I hate women so much because all my ex's are dead beat mother cunts, I would choose drugs. actually I drink and smoke cigarettes, so their is the benefit. I always wish death or GAIDS on most women I meet. Most women mentally and physically smell like the inside of a bums asshole. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:35pm - largefreakatzero ""] I'm hopelessly torn. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:36pm - RustedAngel ""] you guys obviously never met any women that weren't skank as ho's with VD's. take a shower, maybe even shave your puebes. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:38pm - Hooker hating our I.T. guy ""] Drugs over women? Jesus Christ only a complete pile of failure would choose drugs. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:39pm - nate ""] RustedAngel said:you guys obviously never met any women that weren't skank as ho's with VD's. take a shower, maybe even shave your puebes. wow... I'll try not to take that personally Tom as I just mentioned the fact I was married... |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] nate said:RustedAngel said:you guys obviously never met any women that weren't skank as ho's with VD's. take a shower, maybe even shave your puebes. wow... I'll try not to take that personally Tom as I just mentioned the fact I was married... Same here... |
| ______________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:39pm - nate ""] and it was an obvious joke or I wouldn't be married in the first place... and my wife does the drugs with me so I guess my final answer is I'll take both cause I can have both anytime I want... |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:40pm - RustedAngel ""] that wasn't directed towards you, plus, you're married so you're automatically excluded since you can only hump one woman. I think. haha. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:52pm - Josh_Martin ""] RustedAngel said:you guys obviously never met any women that weren't skank as ho's with VD's. take a shower, maybe even shave your puebes. That's just not true. Nice exaggeration though. I was calling you gay, not because you chose sex, but you chose sex only with your girlfriend. How boring can you get? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:53pm - Josh_Martin ""] Hooker hating our I.T. guy said:Drugs over women? Jesus Christ only a complete pile of failure would choose drugs. Only a completely pussy whipped fag who thinks with his dick would choose women. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:55pm - Josh_Martin ""] btw My sex life is just fine. I just really really hate women these days. Dumb useless cunts. I wish I could be attracted to a guy's hairy stinkpipe, but I'm not. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:55pm - hoser ""] I'm a complete pussy whipped fag!!!!!!!!! OOHHHH!!! OOHHHH!!!! OVER HERE!!!! PICK ME PICKE ME!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:56pm - succubus ""] i voted sex! it can be like a drug you know! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:56pm - Josh_Martin ""] hoser said:I'm a complete pussy whipped fag!!!!!!!!! OOHHHH!!! OOHHHH!!!! OVER HERE!!!! PICK ME PICKE ME!!!!! No, you're just a plain old regular fag. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:57pm - Josh_Martin ""] succubus said:i voted sex! it can be like a drug you know! You have never done real drugs then. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:58pm - RustedAngel ""] Josh_Martin said: I wish I could be attatched to a guy's hairy stinkpipe, but I'm not. :spineyes: |
| __________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 4:59pm - SuperFly ""] i'm going home to do drugs and drink beers. good bye! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 5:01pm - Josh_Martin ""] I too an going to do drugs and drink beer. There is no way, no fucking way, that anyone who chose sex is in a good band. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 5:06pm - mOe_rk in fucking Jersey ""] is this a joke?...i mean really, come on |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 5:07pm - shatteredliz ""] Sex please. Don't ask me how I'm going to make it in the music industry without choosing drugs. I guess I could just sleep my way to the top... |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 5:12pm - bestial onsluts ""] sex of course! but wright now I do neither |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 5:16pm - Hooker hating our I.T. guy ""] Josh_Martin said:Hooker hating our I.T. guy said:Drugs over women? Jesus Christ only a complete pile of failure would choose drugs. Only a completely pussy whipped fag who thinks with his dick would choose women. You think so? You're a bigger failure than I originally thought. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:25pm - exhumed4death ""] im only 19, iv met a couple real nice girls, and i still choose drugs. sex is kinda overrated, especially without intimate feelings for eachother, and most drugs are just fucking awesome, even tho i mostly just smoke herb. but oh man, access to any drugs in the world whenever i want... just imagining this is better than sex... ........... ....*splooge* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:27pm - Hooker hating our I.T. guy ""] Wait... a 19 year old who chooses drugs? This is unbelievable. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:28pm - shatteredliz ""] I'm in shock. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:29pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] sex. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:34pm - exhumed4death ""] well iv never been a walking boner like almost every other guy my age and younger |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:37pm - exhumed4death ""] and now i cant stop thinking about having access to lsd and dmt and shit, plus all the shrooms and crazy bud all the time. *second splooge* |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 7:40pm - Hooker hating our I.T. guy ""] dude that'd be like... fuckin' awesome dude |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 8:25pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] exhumed4death said:and now i cant stop thinking about having access to lsd and dmt and shit, plus all the shrooms and crazy bud all the time. *second splooge* yeah goodluck with that ! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 8:38pm - LtdEc-1000 ""] im 17 and i chose drugs |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 8:46pm - the_reverend ""] I can't believe it's not been said yet.... BLOWING COKE OFF LITTLE KIDS DICKS. there, I said it for MSD |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 9:22pm - BornSoVile ""] I'm gonna miss my cigarette after sex. Being too drunk to fuck sucks. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 9:25pm - Notorious_DUG ""] caffeine is the only "drug" I do and I can live without it so sex for me please. And drugs are as fucking retarded as women anyway. You can at least hit a woman afterwards. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 9:41pm - Blood-Obsessed ""] Josh_Martin said: There is no way, no fucking way, that anyone who chose sex is in a good band. :bow: |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 10:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Notorious_DUG said:You can at least hit a woman afterwards. But hitting girls while sober isn't as fun! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:24pm - KillerKadoogan ""] hahahahahaha oh man too many funny things said i chose drugs. i guess i'm a faggot. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:25pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] KillerKadoogan said:hahahahahaha oh man too many funny things said i chose drugs. i guess i'm a faggot. not with hair like that Benji ! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:32pm - KillerKadoogan ""] i'm so fucked if i go to prison |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:42pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Sex is my drug. I could give up caffeine if I really had to. Wow my life is interesting. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:42pm - ryan from HBBSI never logs in ""] i choose drugs because they dont talk back. id like an endless supply of opium so i can sit in a den all day and live for over 100 years |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:58pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] The guideline was fuck them. No one ever said anything about talking to them or putting up with their shit. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:54am - wakeoftears ""] I'd kill myself in a second if I could never get high again, even if I could bang the goddess of fuck herself. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 7:56am - Messerschmitt ""] I'm an alcoholic. I pop pills. i don't do any other drugs because i'm affraid of what i'll do when i'm on them. i'm a paranoid schizophrenic. sex is pretty much like a drug though. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 8:05am - SuperFly ""] this is a great thread. josh does it again! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 8:45am - Sargent Shlep ""] People who use drugs are cowards. Big pussies who can't handle life and need to escape. People who don't have the balls to face reality and be themselves. Poor babies. Toughen' up. Sex is the only choice. It's real. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:01am - SuperFly ""] I dont use drugs to hide from reality. I like to have a buzz. If someone smokes pot they are a coward??? Well there are a lot of cowards in this world then. I face reality every day. I support myself, work full time, and pay all my own bills. You can have your head on straight and be high at the same time no problem. I do it everyday. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:08am - Josh_Martin ""] Most of the sex people had to resort to name calling like Hooker and Sgt Dumbass up there. Why are you so insecure with your choice? I still stand by statement that there is no way that anyone who chose sex is in a good band. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:16am - Messerschmitt ""] haha. no shit |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:19am - davefromthegrave ""] shatteredliz said:Don't ask me how I'm going to make it in the music industry without choosing drugs. I guess I could just sleep my way to the top... if that's your plan, you can start with me :spineyes: |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:20am - SuperFly ""] so how many people got drunk and high last night compared to how many got laid? obviously i got drunk and high. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:20am - SuperFly ""] drugs 1 sex 0 |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:28am - Sargent Shlep ""] Yes, there are lot of cowards in this world. Lots of them. Everyone needs an escape it's people who drugs are there lifes, and if you choosing drugs over sex then it is your life IMO. Also, I am talking more about the hardcore drugs really.... |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:32am - SuperFly ""] I'm sure there are a lot of straight cowards here also. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:36am - Sargent Shlep ""] Gene Simmons and Ted Nugent made there choices. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:51am - Josh_Martin ""] Josh_Martin said:I still stand by statement that there is no way that anyone who chose sex is in a good band. Sargent Shlep said:Gene Simmons and Ted Nugent made there choices. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:51am - Robdeadskin ""] I picked drugs also...because I have been doing them because of sex and all the dumb whores i get with...now off to L.A. for more drugs and whores!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:08am - the_reverend ""] I drank and then got a BJ so drugs 2 sex 1 |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:28am - SuperFly ""] you're double dipping rev |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:43pm - ~Carina~ ""] since when is booze a drug? and what do i get for making that drink? not like i put any roofies or anything.. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:44pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] fucking my girl is like being high anyways, so i'd take that. technically weed isnt a drug, so i'll take sex and weed. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:45pm - SuperFly ""] the choice includes drugs, alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:47pm - Josh_Martin ""] ~Carina~ said:since when is booze a drug? and what do i get for making that drink? not like i put any roofies or anything.. Uh, alcohol has been a drug since the beginning of time. Damn Rev, you need to school your bitch. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:48pm - Josh_Martin ""] Jesus_Slaves said:technically weed isnt a drug Wrong again. THC is most certainly a drug. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:51pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] well yeah, but i was speaking in the sense that weed is a plant as opposed to crack, which isnt. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:52pm - dan_bloodblister ""] i thought you were a huge kiss fan?! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:52pm - paganmegan ""] well , crack IS actually derived from a plant. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:53pm - SuperFly ""] COKE ALSO |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:57pm - ~Carina~ ""] to me, you saying "drugs" = illegal drugs |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:14pm - anonymous ""] what if I don't want either? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:18pm - ~Carina~ ""] if you don't want either, then forget it...do whatever makes you happy |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:20pm - anonymous ""] eh, I guess I would have to go with drugs. I love me some liquor and I could still masturbate...that means I can incorporate toys too, right? ok...drugs it is. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:24pm - the_reverend ""] looks like this thread is turning into a home edition of lesbian camp. all the girls get mullets and ani difranco records. all the guys, get the fuck out! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:25pm - ~Carina~ ""] Josh_Martin] succubus said:<<i voted sex! it can be like a drug you know! >> You have never done real drugs then. sorry i only saw this comment now..and my reply to you Josh is that you've obviously never had AWESOME SEX =) |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:30pm - SuperFly ""] ZING! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:35pm - SuperFly ""] my brain must be cooked from all the drugs 'n booze cause I find this thread very amusing. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:36pm - Josh_Martin ""] ~Carina~ said:Josh_Martin] succubus said:<<i voted sex! it can be like a drug you know! >> You have never done real drugs then. sorry i only saw this comment now..and my reply to you Josh is that you've obviously never had AWESOME SEX =) I have had awesome sex. I've also done awesome drugs. You've had awesome sex but have never done good drugs. You have no basis at all for comparison. When you've been writhing on the ground in pleasure after doing a shot of cocaine that makes an orgasm seem like the most pointless thing in the universe, then we'll talk. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:37pm - dan_bloodblister ""] you ever had awesome sex.............ON WEED??! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:38pm - ~Carina~ ""] yes |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:39pm - dan_bloodblister ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:57pm - SuperFly ""] 3 hours of work to go, i've got everything done. I could sure use some drugs now. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:05pm - ~Carina~ ""] aaron if you're reading this...there is a bug on text.rttp...not all replies show up right away. josh's last reply to me only showed up now...when i looked before i could only see superfly's reply... ~~~ Josh, i don't do drugs and never tried and never will try coke, i lost a good friend to coke and my ex (when i was in college) was a cokehead..and since we broke up last i heard he was in and out of jail...so it's not for me ~~ anyhow, don't mean to be so serious, just stating my experience.. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] there is no bug on text.rttp it is your browser. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] obviously, your browser chose drugs. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:14pm - SuperFly ""] haha |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:14pm - SuperFly ""] thats drugs 3 sex 1 |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:17pm - soloman ""] definitely sex. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:20pm - armageddanne ""] This is too tough to chose. I wouldn't give up either one. Drugs and Sex for life. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:21pm - SuperFly ""] the whole point is to make a choice, lady. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:25pm - Josh_Martin ""] I bet you could trip off all the fungus in Anne's pussy. (just kidding Anne) |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:52pm - armageddanne ""] I haven't been scraching for a while so I'm not sure I could provide the adequate amount of fungus, but in case I do I bet they'll get you either high or drunk. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 2:59pm - pisscup ""] Drugs! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 3:12pm - the_reverend ""] [img] on drugs |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 3:18pm - SuperFly ""] HAHA |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 3:30pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Peeing in girls is my anti-drug |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 4:36pm - Pee Cider ""] probably one of the toughest questions this board has ever posed...I'll probably go with the drugs...they talk back less.. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 7:19pm - Notorious_DUG ""] hugs not drugs. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 9:19am - Messerschmitt ""] drugs'n'guns! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 9:22am - RichHorror ""] I voted drugs. Even though they have the downfall of not crying when you hit them. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 9:24am - Sargent Shlep ""] I choose life! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 11:15am - silky ""] no contest. I could do without drugs(and I'm sure my body would thank me), but I have to get laid every day or I'll start to go crazy. masturbation just doesn't cut it. that's like comparing mexican dirt weed with some bomb ass smack. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 11:28am - dan_bloodblister ""] this is sort of like grocery shopping when your hungry..yesterday i chose sex but today i choose drugs. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 14,2005 11:35am - the_reverend ""] last time I went to the grocery store hungry, I came back with a container of motzaball mix. for some reason, in my hungry state, it looked so easy and so good. damn you hunger! |