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Teratism looking for a girlfriend

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[Jul 16,2005 5:24pm - DomesticTerror ""]
one girl for the entire band.
the 3 of us are looking for a girl who:

1. gives oral
2. likes it in the trunk
3. has a swimming pool

cum guzzling is not required, but would be a plus.
Please apply within :sctachy:
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[Jul 16,2005 5:26pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
thats been the highlight of my day so far
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[Jul 16,2005 7:43pm - carina in the car  ""]
Rev and I thought you had one already
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[Jul 16,2005 8:05pm - DomesticTerror ""]
no, one for the whole band.


btw, i myself am back on the market as well
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[Jul 17,2005 12:16am - Dissector ""]
Would you settle for a girlish boy that does all those things and more?
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[Jul 17,2005 12:42am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
No. Must be genetically female from birth. It's so important we even wrote a song about it.
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[Jul 17,2005 12:43am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
It would also be a plus if she could drum, but that's not a requirement.
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[Jul 17,2005 9:03am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend

http://www.lilamber.com/
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[Jul 17,2005 9:24am - Aegathis dude  ""]
hahah, shes probably not even heard of any of those things yet.
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[Jul 17,2005 10:01am - Miles of NotCommon  ""]
She has not only heard of those things, she invented new versions of them all.
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[Jul 18,2005 11:21am - Robdeadskin ""]
msd...that was awful...yes...the L.A. sluts have nothing on boston...where the whores at!
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[Jul 18,2005 2:43pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Bump for a band slut.
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[Jul 18,2005 4:09pm - Robdeadskin ""]
this girl also must like to be demoralized...shit on...pissed on...and then commit sucide in shame..then we throw it in her once again...so where are all the coked up runnaways!
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[Jul 18,2005 6:55pm - metalmatt666 ""]
love it hehe
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[Jul 18,2005 7:02pm - shatteredliz ""]
Wow, such an enticing offer. I'm surprised you haven't gotten any applications yet...
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[Jul 18,2005 8:53pm - DomesticTerror ""]
yeah, the pool is kinda pushin' it...
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[Jul 18,2005 9:00pm - nate ""]
fuck yeah man, that is the problem, expand your horizons, be more open to new things... a pool isn't necessary... if she had a pool she'd wanna swim in it with you, want you to love her and snuggle and laugh and all that girlie shit... fuck the fuckin pool!
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[Jul 18,2005 10:45pm - DomesticTerror ""]
naw man, we just want the pool cuz it gets hot out and we like to go swimming.
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[Jul 18,2005 10:46pm - DomesticTerror ""]
ok, how 'bout we trade the pool for a large screen tv, nfl hd?
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[Jul 18,2005 10:46pm - wakeoftears ""]
I nominate Smitty J Grimballs for this position. If you dont know him, you should, he'd make a stupendous band whore.
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[Aug 2,2005 6:08pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
bump
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[Aug 2,2005 6:11pm - swamplorddvm ""]
DomesticTerror said:
btw, i myself am back on the market as well



Are you trying to tell me something?
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[Oct 10,2005 4:15pm - anonymous  ""]
blowfish thimble treats mofugga
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[Oct 10,2005 4:17pm - Beakey ""]
I don't think you guys will be getting much ass after writing "104".
I know "Decomposing Pile of Ex-Girlfriends" kinda killed it for me.
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[Oct 10,2005 4:45pm - death2all NLI  ""]
I got the pool, but a slut would be nice.
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[Oct 10,2005 4:55pm - Hooker nli  ""]
Go to Lynn or something. You'll be able to flip over a few rocks and find her there.
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[Oct 10,2005 5:11pm - DomesticTerror ""]
Lynn who? my boss is named Lynn, and she's fucking HOT!!!!
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[Oct 10,2005 6:37pm - DEATH2ALL ""]
Bring her to practice. We'll work her over & get you a raise @ the same time!
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[Oct 10,2005 6:38pm - DEATH2ALL ""]
Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around.
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[Oct 10,2005 6:41pm - KeithMutiny ""]
come on, even i know sluts in Lynn, and i live 2 hours south of there
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[Oct 10,2005 10:22pm - heavy metal milf hunter  ""]
want a girlfriend
yun spa!
pvd
1320 awels ave
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[Oct 10,2005 10:23pm - shrapnel !  ""]
DEATH2ALL said:Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around.


it's true i knew a great one but she's knocked up now
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[Oct 10,2005 10:27pm - DEATH2ALL ""]
Good ol Lynn, city of sin.
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[Oct 10,2005 10:32pm - I  ""]
lynn should be napalmed!
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[Oct 10,2005 10:45pm - DEATH2ALL ""]
I said:lynn should be napalmed!


Where would we get crack from?
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[Oct 10,2005 11:04pm - I  ""]
DEATH2ALL said:I said:lynn should be napalmed!


Where would we get crack from?



lowell lawrence haverhill salem methuen etc...now that ithink about it these towns should be napalmed to!
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[Oct 11,2005 1:35pm - anonymous  ""]
whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off
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[Oct 11,2005 1:35pm - anonymous  ""]
kiddn man
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[Oct 11,2005 3:19pm - Tyler  ""]
hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?
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[Oct 11,2005 4:47pm - anonymous  ""]
steinbag's available
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[Oct 11,2005 5:06pm - DomesticTerror ""]
anonymous said:whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off


what...?

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[Oct 11,2005 8:00pm - ROBTERATISM  ""]
THATS JONNEY SCOTT..U FUCKIN WRECKED MAN..I AM..I DONT WANT NO GIRL!
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[Oct 11,2005 8:01pm - ROBTERATISM  ""]
Tyler said:hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?


I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!
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[Oct 11,2005 8:31pm - ...  ""]
girlfriend app on rttp wow
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[Oct 11,2005 8:41pm - Tyler  ""]
ROBTERATISM said:Tyler said:hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?


I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!



Pussy
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[Oct 11,2005 8:53pm - ROBTERATISM  ""]
im gonna rape you fuck pussy!
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[Oct 11,2005 10:35pm - DEATH2ALL ""]
Damn you are wrecked!
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[Oct 12,2005 9:30am - anonymous  ""]
rob smells like hot tuna feet
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[Oct 12,2005 10:07am - anonymous  ""]
and scott what...? smellin like katrina corpse water
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[Oct 12,2005 10:41am - intricateprocess ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend

http://www.lilamber.com/



why do i have a feeling the FBI is going to show up at my house for going to that site
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[Oct 13,2005 6:40pm - diet office tyrant  ""]
chainz brown..., sinai legend, aftershock and chinese food specialist, and braintrust behind euphoriablue's apocolyptic hit "up and down"

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