SGT. ERMEY's way of handling the liberal press.[views:5848][posts:18]___________________________________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 12:19pm - The liberal mindset is pathetic ""] USMC PRESS CONFERENCE For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket.? He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect our image in the world: Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?" Reporter 1: "Well it seems...." Ermey: "THINK, Nancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; THEY OFTEN PLAY DEAD, OR PRETEND TO SURRENDER ONLY TO PULL OUT A GRENADE !!!!!SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!! Next question: You in the blue suit." Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is important? Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I have had to weep because some shit-eating terrorist fucker might be mad at us, because we went into whatever god-forsaken hole in the shit that he lives in and set up a base. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU COCK-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! Next question: "you with the ugly-assed tie. Look at that thing! It is hideous." Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..." Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!! WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!" Reporter: 3: " but..." Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE,LIBRAL ASS CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 12:20pm - litacore ""] hahahaha I AM IN A WORLD OF SHIT |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 12:24pm - brian_dc ""] I don't understand why he had a press conference |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 12:30pm - largefreakatzero ""] Who cares? That was great. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 12:32pm - dan_bloodblister ""] hahahhaaha |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 12:52pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] he is the man of the century |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 1:12pm - yodaslab ""] i liked him when he was in the re-make of the texas chainsaw massacre. he was a bad Mother in that movie |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 1:15pm - yodaslab ""] he also kicked major ass in full metal jacket, |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 1:29pm - exhumed4death ""] yeah hes good in movies, too bad hes a fucking idiot in real life |
| __________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 1:30pm - powerkok ""] we need more ppl like r.lee |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 27,2005 1:31pm - dan_bloodblister ""] powerkok said:we need more ppl like r.lee i almost kinda think we need more people not like him, just to give him more reasons to talk shit |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jul 31,2005 8:28pm - The liberal mindset is pathetic ""] No shit Dan Arrik |
| ________________________________ [Jul 31,2005 11:06pm - hoser ""] How would you know what he's like in real life? Are you his personal accountant or something?? Pansy.... Hahahahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 31,2005 11:30pm - BOBDEAD ""] i may be a lefty..but that was fucking hilarious....bwhahahahahaha! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 1,2005 1:02am - Al_Ravage ""] that guy is the best....his expression when he gets shot in that movie is priceless...I should go watch that now |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 1,2005 1:33am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That guy's awesome. Mail Call is a great show. He was also funny as the gay, crazy, homicidal coach in Saving Silverman. As funny as this is, though, I think it's fake. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2005 1:34am - DeOdiumMortis ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I think it's fake. Nah, what gave it away?! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 1,2005 1:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yeah, Yeah, I know. I'm just going to start saying it now. Whenever I say something that's obviously a joke everybody takes me seriously. You're probably one of the 3 people in this thread that knows this is a joke. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2005 5:36pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] I'm in for that band thing. Let Joe know and we'll find a good time to do one of those silly try-out things. |