FUCK R&B[views:2226][posts:30]_______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 11:24am - shatteredliz ""] AHHHHHH!!!! The girl next to me continuously plays R. Kelly and simillar artists way too loud. The walls of my office are abou 8.5 feet tall, but the ceilings are 10 feet. It just makes me want to play my music really loud--but I don't want to be annoying like she is!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 12:21pm - largefreakatzero ""] You must kill her. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 12:22pm - anonymous ""] shatteredliz said:AHHHHHH!!!! The girl next to me continuously plays R. Kelly and simillar artists way too loud. The walls of my office are abou 8.5 feet tall, but the ceilings are 10 feet. It just makes me want to play my music really loud--but I don't want to be annoying like she is!! that's simply anti-art. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 12:28pm - swamplorddvm ""] Ooohhh girl I need yoooouuuuuuu. Baby I can't be without yooooouuuuu. uh, uh, uh yeah, That's right. Daaammnnn giiiirrrrl! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 12:30pm - shatteredliz ""] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 12:39pm - swamplorddvm ""] OOOOhhhh yeeeaaahhh!!!... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 12:46pm - swamplorddvm ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 2:56pm - Kadooooooogan ""] you're smooth you're silky fi-hi-hiiiiiinnnneee |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:04pm - mark fucking richards ""] it's a shame that REAL R & B (Chuck Berry being the originator in essence) has transformed into shit like R. Kelly. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:07pm - dan_bloodblister ""] mark fucking richards said:it's a shame that REAL R & B (Chuck Berry being the originator in essence) has transformed into shit like R. Kelly. r kelly pees on little girls, what has chuck berry done to enrich the cultural landscape? NOTHING |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:09pm - RichHorror ""] Chuck Berry had hidden cameras in the toilet of the ladies room of his diner. The cops raided his home finding a huge library of VHS tapes of all the footage of women pissing and shitting from the aforementioned cameras. R. Kelly is a fucking pussy by comparison. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:10pm - dan_bloodblister ""] i retract all previous statements. |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:10pm - mark fucking richards ""] chuck berry is the sole inspiration to at least 63% of the tranny population of america alone, not to mention the world. you watch what you say mr. bloodblister. papa beef doesn't take that shit. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:11pm - dan_bloodblister ""] wait, chuck berry inspires transexuals? i definetly do not know anything about chuck berry! i should do my research, after all i am a "college student" now! |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:12pm - mark fucking richards ""] yeah, what rich said too. bitchface. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:13pm - dan_bloodblister ""] hey is there gonna be room in your car for that show in ct sunday. if there is you should bring me. ill give handjobs to the tollbooth guys, whatever it takes |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:14pm - mark fucking richards ""] yeah, i'm not sure exactly what he inspires them to do. i guess it was just one of those extemporaneous comments i make that don't have any truth to them. buuut....that band buckcherry (you know, ' i love the cocaine, i love the cooocaaainneee) got their name from a drag queen named buck cherry, a switched around version of 'chuck berry.' i need to not have so much random knowledge. |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:16pm - mark fucking richards ""] yeah, we'll have room as long as you don't mind my humungous balls resting on your lap....uh...i mean some of our equipment, like a guitar or small drums.... |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:17pm - dan_bloodblister ""] SWEET |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:27pm - RichHorror ""] Everyone be on the lookout for the Terminally Your Aborted Ghost/It Will End In Pure Horror split 7" of all Chuck Berry covers. |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:28pm - mark fucking richards ""] dude, rich...i told you not to tell anyone about that. haha |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:31pm - RichHorror ""] My excitement, like my chronic diarrhea, couldn't be contained any longer. |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:32pm - mark fucking richards ""] well, we might as well just get it done and over with. it actually isn't a bad idea... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:36pm - RichHorror ""] True. Chuck Berry IS the man after all. |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 3:41pm - mark fucking richards ""] i would say so. without chuck berry we would not have the wonderful creation we all rely on known as 'distortion.' few know that chuck berry actually created the first publicly known version of overdrive by pushing his amp beyond it's limits, created a fuzzy and crackly sound that no one had ever heard before. wow...once again, too much random knowledge. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 5:17pm - Bradness ""] shatteredliz said:AHHHHHH!!!! The girl next to me continuously plays R. Kelly and simillar artists way too loud. The walls of my office are abou 8.5 feet tall, but the ceilings are 10 feet. It just makes me want to play my music really loud--but I don't want to be annoying like she is!! that's not R&B, unless you mean retarded and black, then it is correct give me 50's and 60's Motown anyday over this new crap |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 5:40pm - Every R&B Song ""] OOOOOUU!! Girrrrlllll, Baaaabbbbae Ba. OOOOUuuuu!! YeeeaaaHHH!!! Girrrrl... |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 5:58pm - dwellingsickness ""] Bradness said: that's not R&B, unless you mean retarded and black, then it is correct give me 50's and 60's Motown anyday over this new crap I agree the shit out today should not be called R&B |
| ____________________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 7:40pm - wade on a GOOD computer (not his) ""] Kadooooooogan said:you're smooth you're silky fi-hi-hiiiiiinnnneee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 9:42pm - anonymous ""] R & B = Jungle music made in America. |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 9:44pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] maybe she's just hoping someone will pee on her, i heard R & B folks are into that sorta thing |