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[QUOTE="Notorious%20D.U.G.:306666"]awesome thread. My turn. When I was about 7 I pissed off my best friend's 4 year old sister so she decided to bite me on my stomach and not release. I was hulk smashing her in the head with my fists and she wouldn't relent. She had such a big chunk that she couldn't breka the skin but I had teeth mark bruises for about 3 months. I got the meat of my palm caught in one of those aluminum folding beach chairs, the part where it has that spoked mechanism that clicks when you fold it. Good times. I lost 1/4 of the tip of my left index finger in a band saw. I was cutting half a plastic globe for a project at work and was too lazy to change the big alligator toothed blade that was on there. The blade sucked the plastic part in and the quickness brought my finger along with it. So much blood. My boss was almost crying which made it all the more funny. I still don't have a complete fingerprint where the flesh grew back. About once a year now I am sent to the ER for undiagnosed stomach pains that feel like contractions might. It's like someone is intermittently grinding the round end of a broom handle into my guts. The nurse said he had never given anyone that much morphine, but I still felt everything. High as fuck but still in pain. At least I got a rectum check by a doctor wearing big purple gloves. And I have a herniated disc in my back which makes me wish I was dead when it starts up. Imagine getting up from a couch and then having your legs, pelvis and spine lock up from the pain but being stuck half way up and then supporting yourself with just your arms for almost 10 minutes until the pain shifts. I highly recommend it.[/QUOTE]
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