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So I was subjected to watching SLC Punk last night, cause like an idiot i promised my girlfriend id watch whatever she wanted no matter what it was...

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[Nov 9,2005 12:50pm - KeithMutiny ""]
Holy Shit... was that not the worst, most in acurate portayal of a punk that i have even seen in my entire life. That movie was one giant pile of horse shit, and im almost embarassed to admit i sat through it. This made Sid and Nancy look good, thats all i have too say about that.

but for anyone that has seen it, didnt that sean kid remind you of Kenny Lanning, near the end when hes beggin for change, that all i could think of.


godam that movie sucked, im gonna go rediem myself by watching Suburbia and putting on my nervous breakdown record. FUCK.
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[Nov 9,2005 12:51pm - Christraper ""]
you loved it
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[Nov 9,2005 12:52pm - jesus ""]
sounds like you need a joint
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[Nov 9,2005 12:53pm - KeithMutiny ""]
haha, i was seriously getting pissed watching it, and i was like, why do i care... but for some reason i couldnt help it.
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[Nov 9,2005 1:18pm - babyshaker ""]
hahah dont feel bad ive gotten intoa situation like that and wound up watching fucking shrek 2
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[Nov 9,2005 1:31pm - Christraper ""]
Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.
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[Nov 9,2005 1:32pm - succubus ""]
heh
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[Nov 9,2005 2:10pm - litacore ""]
I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'
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[Nov 9,2005 2:14pm - powerkok ""]
The Magic Poon will do all sorts of weird stuff to a man.
Dont be ashamed, for I have seen men buy tampons, my son.
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[Nov 9,2005 2:23pm - powerkok ""]
litacore said:I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


Notice she said 'almost'.
This is because the Female gender is not affected quite the same way by a similar 'Monster Johnson' effect.

The female will not feel compelled to sit thru a movie, or subject herself to a similar situation, unless the 'Monster Johnson' meter, is at a recent high.

High meter readings are usually caused by expensive food, expensive cars, or money, although not all subjects are the same.
Other causes are:
Causing men discomfort
Watching men do the dishes
Taking mens lives, and ruining them
hitting a mans privates on 'accident'
Taking cash out of downed mans pocket.
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[Nov 9,2005 3:44pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.
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[Nov 9,2005 3:47pm - Christraper ""]
Sometimes I get asked to watch episodes of 21 Jumpstreet. And that's when I say "No".
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[Nov 9,2005 4:52pm - anonymous  ""]
everyone that watches that movie has to remind everyone that "thats not punk man" no shit its not a portrayl of what punk is....cause there is no such thing as a fucking portrayl of what "punk" is.

the movie was just that...a freaking movie...just fucking laugh at the jokes and realize its just supposed to be a shitty comedy.
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[Nov 9,2005 4:59pm - nate ""]
Keith mentioned Suburbia above, that is the closest any movie has come to portraying the "punk" lifestyle. I used to watch that movie all the time when I was a teenager. Great flick!
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[Nov 9,2005 5:47pm - dreadkill ""]
Christraper said:Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.


i saw a dresden dolls music video once and couldn't stand the song. it was catchy in a bad way. i guess it's cool that they are doing something different with their music than most of the mainstream crap i've heard, but i certainly couldn't get into it.
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[Nov 9,2005 6:26pm - ArrowHead ""]
Suburbia was an awesome movie. That is, if you're talking about the suburbia with Flea, where the baby gets eaten by dogs in the beginning. I've never seen the other flick by the same name.

As for SLC punk, accurate or not I thought it was a pretty good movie, and made a pretty valid point at the end. I'm not sure what they were shooting for when they killed off Heroin Bob, I hope the just wanted to show irony, and weren't trying to preach some anti drug shit.
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[Nov 9,2005 6:31pm - nate ""]
Yes I meant the older version of Suburbia, I refuse to acknowledge the other one and have never seen it nor will I.
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[Nov 9,2005 6:33pm - RichHorror ""]
The main thing I'd like to point out that was wrong with this movie: Punks have never beaten up skinheads ever in the history of mankind.
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[Nov 9,2005 6:42pm - Dankill  ""]
Fuck that flick.

Keith, tell Beth that because of that, you're gonna get anal.
No matter how clean the house is.
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[Nov 9,2005 11:43pm - KeithMutiny ""]
Dankill said:Fuck that flick.

Keith, tell Beth that because of that, you're gonna get anal.
No matter how clean the house is.




haha, hey its her fault i sprained my shoulder at ya house last weekend too, shes in for it now...
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[Nov 10,2005 6:40am - davefromthegrave ""]
it woulda been funny if your gf had wanted to watch gay porn
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[Nov 10,2005 6:48am - davefromthegrave ""]
largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.
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[Nov 10,2005 7:09am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Christraper said:Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.


The Dresden Dolls are the worst!
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[Nov 10,2005 8:31am - largefreakatzero ""]
davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.
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[Nov 10,2005 8:35am - Christraper ""]
dreadkill said:i saw a dresden dolls music video once and couldn't stand the song. it was catchy in a bad way.


Yea!!!! I still cant get that stupid song out of my head! Stupid melodramatic cunt and her goddamn piano.



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[Nov 10,2005 10:44am - powerkok ""]
largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.
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[Nov 10,2005 10:48am - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""]
I actually really enjoyed SLC Punk, granted yes it was no Suburbia but I thought the film, for what it was worth, was a fun movie. Hell I even bought it 2 for 20 at some place with suburbia.
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[Nov 10,2005 11:38am - anonymous  ""]
"The main thing I'd like to point out that was wrong with this movie: Punks have never beaten up skinheads ever in the history of mankind."

im really not defending this movie whatsoever, but
a. ITS A MOVIE
b. do you really know complete national history of punk rock scenes across the united states?
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[Nov 10,2005 11:42am - babyshaker ""]
powerkok said:largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.



haha i was about to say somthing to the effect of i wouldnt tell a fairly large man i had sex wit his wife
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[Nov 10,2005 11:43am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
i love the anonymous posts, it's only a movie it's only a movie. hey fuckwads it's only some kids opinion of "the movie" who cares he's not setting up laws against you watching it.

fuck all !
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[Nov 10,2005 11:43am - ltdec-1000 ""]
i havent seen suburbia, but i was SLC Punk was funny. The ending kind of comes out of nowhere, i mean it starts out as a relatively funny movie, but the end is the complete opposite.
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[Nov 10,2005 11:43am - timma ""]
b. do you really know complete national history of punk rock scenes across the united states?


no. do you? ass hat.
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[Nov 10,2005 12:13pm - KeithMutiny ""]
timma said:b. do you really know complete national history of punk rock scenes across the united states?


no. do you? ass hat.



actually, i probably have a pretty good idea.
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[Nov 10,2005 12:53pm - davefromthegrave ""]
powerkok said:largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.


I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.
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[Nov 10,2005 12:56pm - wade ""]
largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



than this it gets no worse.
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[Nov 10,2005 12:59pm - wade ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Christraper said:Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.


The Dresden Dolls are the worst!



what? they are totally pretense-free. and FNX plays them! all the time!

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[Nov 10,2005 12:59pm - powerkok ""]
davefromthegrave said:powerkok said:largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.


I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.




Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.:shocked:
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[Nov 10,2005 1:01pm - wade ""]
litacore said:I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


this made me think of Monster Squad.

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[Nov 10,2005 1:03pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
wade said:litacore said:I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


this made me think of Monster Squad.




wow old school and badass...thanks wade now i gotta try to find that later !
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[Nov 10,2005 1:04pm - wade ""]
didn't see it on netflix.
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[Nov 10,2005 1:05pm - wade ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women said:wade said:litacore said:I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


this made me think of Monster Squad.




wow old school and badass...thanks wade now i gotta try to find that later !




remember wolfman in the phonebooth warning the dad..."RRRAAAEEEAARGH, HE'S GONNA KILL YOUR SON, RRREAAARGGGSKSSSHH!!!!"

and the mysterious caller "Alucard."
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[Nov 10,2005 1:06pm - wade ""]
"is SHE a virgin?" hahahaha.
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[Nov 10,2005 1:09pm - davefromthegrave ""]
powerkok said:davefromthegrave said:powerkok said:largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.


I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.




Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.:shocked:



no, I do. it's just easier to tell that I'm joking in real life.
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[Nov 10,2005 1:11pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
i just like when the fatkid actually blows any swampthing and the two bullys are in the candy store shitless
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[Nov 10,2005 1:14pm - wade ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women said:i just like when the fatkid actually blows any swampthing and the two bullys are in the candy store shitless


haha, yeah and "Wolfman's got nards!"

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[Nov 10,2005 1:18pm - largefreakatzero ""]
davefromthegrave said:powerkok said:davefromthegrave said:powerkok said:largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.


I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.




Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.:shocked:



no, I do. it's just easier to tell that I'm joking in real life.



That's fine, but that was a particularly nasty comment and even my friends wouldn't say that jokingly. I'm very busy though and don't have time to be upset about something stupid.
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[Nov 10,2005 1:19pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
oh yeah, hey keith tell beth i'll watch movies you dont like with her Ha
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[Nov 10,2005 1:19pm - largefreakatzero ""]
wade said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



than this it gets no worse.



Agreed.
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[Nov 10,2005 1:24pm - davefromthegrave ""]
largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:powerkok said:davefromthegrave said:powerkok said:largefreakatzero said:davefromthegrave said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.


I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.




Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.:shocked:



no, I do. it's just easier to tell that I'm joking in real life.



That's fine, but that was a particularly nasty comment and even my friends wouldn't say that jokingly. I'm very busy though and don't have time to be upset about something stupid.



yeah, now that I think about it, it was pretty nasty. but I'm glad you have a good attitude about it.

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[Nov 10,2005 1:26pm - Beakey ""]
I'm so lucky because my girlfriend has two friends that are gay.
I make her watch all her chick flick garbage with them.
That way, she can watch her movies and scissorfight with a fag at the same time.
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[Nov 10,2005 1:44pm - KeithMutiny ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women said:oh yeah, hey keith tell beth i'll watch movies you dont like with her Ha


i was there when she got your messege yesterday on myspace, i laughed.

"your sisters hot, and some of your friends are too, just figured i'd let ya know -SMC"

classic
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[Nov 10,2005 5:47pm - SickSickSicks ""]
davefromthegrave said:

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*laughter and applause*


I didnt think SLC punk was that bad. not the best movie ever but theres way worse






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[Nov 10,2005 6:18pm - dan nli  ""]
sat·ire Pronunciation Key (str)
n.

1. A work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
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[Nov 10,2005 6:32pm - wade on a GOOD computer (not his)  ""]
largefreakatzero said:wade said:largefreakatzero said:Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



than this it gets no worse.



Agreed.



epic miniseries = no.

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[Nov 10,2005 6:46pm - Dankill  ""]
Careful on the gay porn.

Beth once told me about her "I think cute guys kissing is hot" madness.
This type of thinking is what the Red Chinese are trying to plant into our brains. Damn women. Damn Chinese.

And what the hell did you do at my house that fucked up your shoulder?
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[Nov 10,2005 8:04pm - KeithMutiny ""]
sleeping......
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[Nov 10,2005 8:19pm - Dankill  ""]
rrrriiiggghhhtttt
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[Nov 10,2005 8:39pm - KeithMutiny ""]
:spineyes:
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[Nov 10,2005 8:51pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
KeithMutiny said:whiskey_weed_and_women said:oh yeah, hey keith tell beth i'll watch movies you dont like with her Ha


i was there when she got your messege yesterday on myspace, i laughed.

"your sisters hot, and some of your friends are too, just figured i'd let ya know -SMC"

classic



hey a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do

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