What's funnier than a dead baby?[views:8949][posts:33]_____________________________________ [Jun 4,2002 11:37am - RustedAngel ""] <br> <br>A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 4,2002 12:00pm - the_reverend ""] squeek (I think) sent me this yesterday: <br><a href="http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/wiggles_content.html" target="_blank">http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/wiggles_content.html</a> |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2002 11:29pm - eben ""] whats the diffrence between a dead baby and trampoline? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 4,2002 11:32pm - eben ""] dont you take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline? geez |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2002 7:52am - the_reverend ""] man... nothing like dead baby jokes to start off the morning. <br>dead baby jokes are soooooo metal. <br> <br>I like how you paused between telling the joke and the punchline. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2002 3:56pm - a thief ""] what sounds better than a 2 yr old's pelvis snapping? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2002 4:26pm - the_reverend ""] your mom crying over your dead corpse <br>as I ride your burning soul to hell? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 5,2002 5:52pm - eben ""] your supposed to say "nothing..." then laugh like an old pervert. (shouldn't be a stretch for you) <br> <br>ouch. <br> <br> <br>jk |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 12:59am - Steve.so.far ""] whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Cadillac? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 1:00am - Steve.so.far ""] I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 11:29am - a thief ""] whats grosser than a 15 foot high pile of dead babies? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 11:29am - eben ""] a live one at the bottom eating its way out. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 1:22pm - erikofdeath ""] whats grosser than that? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 1:22pm - erikofdeath ""] when it goes back for seconds |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 1:23pm - erikofdeath ""] whats the worst thing about fucking an infant |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 1:24pm - erikofdeath ""] getting the bloodstains out of your clown costume |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 3:07pm - steve.so.far ""] what do you get when you stab a baby in the head a bunch of times with a fork? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2002 3:07pm - steve.so.far ""] an erection... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 10:05pm - ArrowHead nli ""] What's the best thing about fucking an 8 year old? Hearing the pelivis snap. What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them. |
| _________________________________________________________ [Jul 12,2005 11:49pm - ryan from HBBSI never logs in ""] whats the worst thing a deaf, blind, and retarded baby could get for christmas? cancer |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 1:23am - davefromthegrave ""] how do you make an 8-year old cry twice? wipe your bloody penis on her teddy bear |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 8:32am - largefreakatzero ""] What's the best thing about fucking a 4 year old? The look on their face when you tell them your going to kill them. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:40am - babyshaker ""] largefreakatzero said:What's the best thing about fucking a 4 year old? The look on their face when you tell them your going to kill them. HAHAHAHA |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:46am - SuperFly ""] this isn't a baby joke but its all i got. what do michael jackson and caviar have in common. they both come on little crackers. (i dont think i spelled caviar right but whatever) |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 10:57am - Josh_Martin ""] A man and a boy are walking through a dark woods. All of the sudden the boy starts crying. The man says "What are YOU crying for? I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone." |
| __________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:03am - soloman ""] What's red and silver, and keeps crawling into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 11:08am - the_reverend ""] AIDS |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 12:46pm - Jesus_Slaves ""] whats easier to unload from a truck, dead babies or bowling balls? babies because you can use a pitchfork |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 5:17pm - SacreligionNLI ""] what's black and charred? a baby chewing on an extension cord |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 7:00pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Has anyone noticed this thread is 3 years old yet? What's the best cure for baby fat? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 7:01pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Marinade. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:11pm - wade ""] soloman said:What's red and silver, and keeps crawling into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes. fuck dude. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:15pm - exhumed4death ""] how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? nail it's other hand down. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 13,2005 9:21pm - Notorious_DUG ""] what's the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub? I can't fuck a bath tub. |