The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu[views:1834][posts:10]__________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 8:47am - succubus ""] The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 8:48am - Christraper ""] Tom's fucked. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 8:50am - succubus ""] i think i have it too!! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 8:53am - Christraper ""] Yea I might be a little screwed myself. |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 8:57am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I have #6 but not the other 5. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 9:01am - largefreakatzero ""] This guy has it all: [img] |
| __________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 9:11am - succubus ""] ther eis this guy that works in my building who thinks he's god's gift to women and he's nasty. Anyhow, he has an SUV and likes to take a prime spot...get this...he takes a corner spot and instead of parking closer to the grass, he STILL parks in btwn 2 spots... so it's like this XX| | | | XX HIM where XX = grass and | is a parking line yesterday I did this (I'm O) XX| | | | XX HIM ME he got pissed and moved his car at lunch me and some coworkers agreed to keep doing that to him... the spots are large enough ..but if he's paranoid and wants to be a dick...then park FAR AWAY instead of hogging two spots up close Should I leave a note on his car? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 9:13am - succubus ""] hmm weird.... hey aaron how come if i hit the space bar multiple times it still is only 1 space... i tried making a realistic diagram above but the | are too cose together even though i made them spread apart |
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| __________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 9:14am - succubus ""] see weird |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 15,2005 9:44am - the_reverend ""] you forgot heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea [img] |