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[QUOTE="Josh_Martin:345105"]Oh yeah, that sucked. Since I'm single again and don't care who reads this shit, here's a more positive one. If you absolutely have to get a whore, go somewhere where they're legal. Much better than the seedy shit around here. Like Germany for instance. Flew into Hamburg, got a couple nights off before the tour starts. Immediately hit the Reeperbahn to look for some drugs. Hookers are litterally everywhere. Our friend tells us about a "Men Only" street that women are not allowed to walk down unless they're a hooker. We HAVE to see this. Sure enough, we come to a street that has a huge sign almost blocking it off saying no women allowed. Walking down it, there are store windows but instead of manequins in them, there are wicked wicked hot whores. Some of them were like Baywatch level hot. Drummer boy picks one and gets a blow job. I had drugs on the brain and passed. I was too chicken to try and sneak some weed through customs. The lack of THC combined with jet lag, shitty german food, and the round of vomiting I'd done from drinking something I forget the name of, killed any sex drive I might've had. Next night was the 1st show. I get nice and stoned/drunk at the show. Driving back to our buddie's place in Hamburg I start thinking about the Baywatch whores and start yelling "TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING REEPERBAHN!!" Back at the Men Only street I pick the hottest whore I can find. I point to her and she mointed me to come inside. The place was like a mini-brothel. She took me upstairs to a bedroom. There was a sink placed right at groin level and she told me to wash my dick off. The she stripped and put a condom on me. At this point I had only paid for a BJ. I'm staring at her tits and decide to go for the whole thing. Throw some more money at her and start fucking. She was so hot that when I came I pretended I didn't so I could keep fucking her. So, hookers don't always suck. [/QUOTE]
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