bragging thread[views:2042][posts:28]__________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 1:39am - succubus ""] ok so i started making a thread about something that happened but then as i read it over sounds like i'm bragging so i didn't post it i figured i'd make a bragging thread and see if anyone wants to go first.... |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 1:43am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 1:44am - the_reverend ""] "ill be fine as long as I still have a huge penis" *looks* "AYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 1:59am - the_reverend ""] or...dont type your thingmmm.. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:05am - SacreligionNLI ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ what the hell was that?! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:10am - the_reverend ""] welcome to 2001 sac. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:14am - SacreligionNLI ""] we've entered a new century?! the walls of my reality are crashing down |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:19am - the_reverend ""] ben stein is a friend of myne. he resembles frankenstein. when he does the irish jig he resembles porky pig. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:25am - SacreligionNLI ""] We put her in the bay, She scared the fish away, And when we took her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:28am - SacreligionNLI ""] i guess i'll brag about how gross my foot is now that i got the cast off quite disturbing indeed |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:39am - the_reverend ""] how long was it on for? I had one for a compound fracture on my arm for 11 weeks... during summer time that was so gross. smelled so bad |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:42am - SacreligionNLI ""] the cast itself was only on for like a month...but i had a surgical splint before that and it's been like 2 months since it happened the majority of said gross comes from the incisions they had to make for the surgery...one 2 inch cut on the inside and like a 7 inch cut on the other...those and the blood blisters i had to peel off the smell was surprisingly non existant |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:45am - the_reverend ""] I used to use a fork or a pen to dig out blobs of dead skin. I don't think they did anything where the bones came out... they just used a chinese finger cuffs type thing to hold my arm out and set the bones. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:48am - SacreligionNLI ""] they set mine the old fashioned way morphine and pulling |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:53am - the_reverend ""] that's what they did to me too, but I was out. the finger cuffs were on my fingers to pull the arm straight. whatever they gave me made me vomit a lot when I woke up. I puked blackberrys and HoHos |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 2:55am - SacreligionNLI ""] that must've tasted interesting the worst is waking up being able to taste nothing but anesthesia...what a fuckin horrid taste that is...so dry too...no amount of water or ginger ale can alleviate it |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 3:05am - the_reverend ""] its like the taste of.. um... that spray stuff that stuff you put on your burns. lanocain or whatever. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 9:31am - succubus ""] oh bragging about injuries eh? well i already posted my story but i'll just say i was getting my skin burned off and i wasn't out and i could see then do it |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 9:32am - the_reverend ""] no, that's not what you said as we fell asleep last night. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 9:35am - succubus ""] yes i know but you guys started talking about injuries and broken bones...so i continued with that |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 21,2005 9:55am - Christraper ""] One time.......I grabbed these scissors...... |
| _______________________________ [Dec 21,2005 9:59am - dftg ""] rev, how did you get a compound fracture? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 8:27am - SacreligionNLI ""] the_reverend said:its like the taste of.. um... that spray stuff that stuff you put on your burns. lanocain or whatever. very similar...i get the nausea when i think about it |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 8:40am - the_reverend ""] dftg said:rev, how did you get a compound fracture? I put on my mom's old roller skates and went out when she told me "don't go out or you will be sorry" boy was I. I fell backwards going down a hill and tried to catch myself. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 8:44am - Arthur_ATD ""] that's almost as good as how i broke the rotater cuft in my shoulder (spelling may not be right) i had just gotten my new bike when i was little, and decided to go down the street i love on, which is a big hill, as fast as i could, realized i had to turn into my driveway sooner than i thought, and smashed straight into a parked car. broker my rotar cuft, and fractured the growth plate in my wrist too...... what a funny day that was, having to explain how i hit a parked car...... |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 8:47am - SacreligionNLI ""] i did a similar thing on a skateboard once going down my hill about 3/4 of the way down it started with the wobbling really fast back and forth thing so i just dove off before something worse happened, and ended up fracturing a plate or something in my wrist |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 9:11am - dyingmuse ""] ohh yeah! well, i got laid off! and i have a large penis! hows that for bragging! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 9:29am - largefreakatzero ""] SacreligionNLI said:i did a similar thing on a skateboard once going down my hill about 3/4 of the way down it started with the wobbling really fast back and forth thing so i just dove off before something worse happened, and ended up fracturing a plate or something in my wrist Haha -- the speed wobbles -- an inescapable fate for any hill bomber. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2005 9:33am - SacreligionNLI ""] damn speed wobbles |