Au Pair has a song you should listen to[views:44698][posts:139]__________________________________________ [Mar 20,2006 10:00pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] ex SHALLOWS AND FLATS, ex HEURISTIC guitars that go weeeee. check it out http://www.myspace.com/theaupair |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2006 10:23pm - nick ""] oh hey i heard about this band, handsome guys. |
| __________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2006 10:30pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] nice mark is such a good drummer |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 20,2006 10:38pm - Jared_The_Zompire ""] It took forever to finally hear a song. But it was worth it. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 21,2006 8:59am - nick ""] bump. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 11:51am - markus ""] bump. if anyone is setting up any shows with 15 min openings were going to start playing out. basement whatever........ |
| ______________________________ [Mar 21,2006 1:56pm - nick ""] bump again for feedback. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 2:01pm - Josh_hates_you ""] lots of instumental masturbation. not alot of music. not a fan. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 2:08pm - armageddann nli ""] What the fuck is that name? Seriously it doesnt make me want to listen to it. Just sound like another scremo-emo-faky-metalcore bullshit. |
| _________________________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 2:12pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] armageddann nli said:What the fuck is that name? Seriously it doesnt make me want to listen to it. Just sound like another scremo-emo-faky-metalcore bullshit. good idea, judging bands based on their name is the best way to find music that's worthwhile |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 2:25pm - dreadkill ""] i don't think she was judging it. i think she was just saying she views it as a turn off to potential fans. if a band had the name Xx As Twilight Bleeds Dying xX and was an awesome prog-black band up my alley, i probably wouldn't give them a chance if i only heard the name. i'd assume it was metalcore. personally, au pair doesn't conjure up thoughts of screamo or metalcore, but i understand ann's point. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 2:35pm - RichHorror ""] I think all you faggots should just make out with each other. I'll be in the corner jacking off with a coal miner's glove. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 6:19pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] screamo..hahaha. ok for the second time. ex shallows and flats(check RTTP for mp3s) ex heuristic(parapraxes on black box recordings) http://www.myspace.com/theaupair not alot of music. more jackoff sessions with gear. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 8:13pm - armageddann nli ""] I dont care what you sound like, I'm just sick and tired of stupid and totally unappealing names. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 21,2006 9:04pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Sounds kind of like....Shallows and Flats. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2006 9:05am - nick ""] armageddann nli said:I dont care what you sound like, I'm just sick and tired of stupid and totally unappealing names. what sort of band names are appealing to you armageddann nli? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 10:16am - armageddann ""] This is totally question of personal likings, I know that...Something with a meaning, at least, and one word, preferably, something striking. I mean I wont forget Au Pair's name that's for sure, cause it is really bad. I mean seriously guys, why did you pick that name? Does any of you have an history as an au pair that it might be such a life sharing experience you had to name your band after? |
| __________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 10:17am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] so you're saying Tormentor or Bruce Banner had "life sharing experience" that made them name their bands that? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 10:20am - armageddann ""] It's not what I meant. Godammit, do I have the right to think this name is stupid or what? You dont have to be all bent out of shape about it, it's just the opinion of one asshole...Plently names I dont like, this one just top them all. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 12:12pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] you have an opinion, i admire that. and you can dislike the band name. thats fine. but...hows the music? did you give that a shot or were you totally pussy hurt about the name? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 12:14pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] btw..i lost my username due to password malarky..so i am not Desperado no more..i am the mighty Joshua Au Pair! shake the baby! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 1:27pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh nli ""] nannys are totally grind im sure josh has shared a live experience with grinding nannys |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 2:29pm - armageddann ""] Joshua Au Pair said:you have an opinion, i admire that. and you can dislike the band name. thats fine. but...hows the music? did you give that a shot or were you totally pussy hurt about the name? I was thinking about this before turning the computer on "oh you should probably check the band out if you keep bitching about the name", now I dont have time I'm about to go out. But it seriously turned me down right away...it might be totally stupid but it's a fact. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 4:20pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] its not stupid. its what turned you off. but just see around that name and check the music out. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 6:28pm - anonymous ""] shaking babies is tough as hell, especially if you're an au pair. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 8:45pm - Nick aupair ""] Sorry we have open minds and dont really care about what out name means - lame guys. If you dont enjoy what were doing, dont write about it - we dont give a fuck. And about the musical masturbation comment - this is an unfinished demo, we have lots of mixing and more tracks to add... INCLUDING VOCALS. Dont voice your opinion if youre going to be a dickhead. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 9:12pm - brian_dc ""] Nick aupair said:Sorry we have open minds and dont really care about what out name means - lame guys. If you dont enjoy what were doing, dont write about it - we dont give a fuck. And about the musical masturbation comment - this is an unfinished demo, we have lots of mixing and more tracks to add... INCLUDING VOCALS. Dont voice your opinion if youre going to be a dickhead. I agree with you mostly, dude. And I personally like the stuff. However, as far as the musical masturbation comment goes I think you need to expect that some people are going to say things like that just based on tastes. Telling people to not voice their opinions is a little lame, in my opinion. Think of it as an opportunity to have a little fun or laugh it off if you don't really care. All that bullshit aside, good stuff. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 11:31pm - anonymous ""] brian_dc said:Nick aupair said:Sorry we have open minds and dont really care about what out name means - lame guys. If you dont enjoy what were doing, dont write about it - we dont give a fuck. And about the musical masturbation comment - this is an unfinished demo, we have lots of mixing and more tracks to add... INCLUDING VOCALS. Dont voice your opinion if youre going to be a dickhead. I agree with you mostly, dude. And I personally like the stuff. However, as far as the musical masturbation comment goes I think you need to expect that some people are going to say things like that just based on tastes. Telling people to not voice their opinions is a little lame, in my opinion. Think of it as an opportunity to have a little fun or laugh it off if you don't really care. All that bullshit aside, good stuff. On second thought, I agree with you - and see what you mean. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 22,2006 11:40pm - nick ""] the malden school system heavily encourages the use of hyphens in all sentences. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2006 11:47pm - Al Ravage ""] straight outta tha practice space yo! where's our power?!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 12:10am - metalguy ""] FUCK EM FUCK RAVAGE!!! AND FUCK AU PAIR!!!! :-) |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 1:29am - Joshua Au Pair ""] the earth.com |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 2:00am - Paulll ""] Everyone shut up. Seriously give this band a litsen. You'll mostlikely see them playing with proteus in the near future I hope. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 4:45am - BestialOnslaught ""] armageddann nli said:Just sound like another scremo-emo-faky-metalcore bullshit. Did you hear the music? Cause you're right on the money! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 4:46am - BestialOnslaught ""] PS: Influences: Candiria Please fucking die! |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 8:32am - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] bump for nanny grinding madness. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 3:37pm - armageddann ""] OK. This is just not my taste. I'd rather stick with Lightning Bolt. *I'm not saying you're bad *If you can't take negativ criticism why did you record? *I should have swear less in my comments. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 4:16pm - brian_dc nli ""] mmmm...lightning bolt |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 4:21pm - the_reverend ""] it's masturbationally sounding like s&f. I think the name works well.. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:27pm - nyckz0r ""] Youre all lame assholes anyway, eat shit. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:29pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Bahahaha... It's not our fault your band is le suck. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:31pm - nyckz0r ""] Do you play an instrument? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:32pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Haha is this turning into one of those discussions now? I can't play my bass for shit, but I can write a memorable non-metalcore song at least. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:33pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] i think everyone should stop arguing and start grinding. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:33pm - nyckz0r ""] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:34pm - nyckz0r ""] I agree with the grinding. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:34pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] nyckz0r said:I agree with the grinding. you would this is jim btw. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:35pm - nyckz0r ""] Oh and Alec, power should be on soon - mass ele never sent us a bill. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:35pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Fine, where are some actual Grind bands then?!?!? First person to say THROWING SHRAPNEL gets a slap in the face. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:36pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Bahaha... This kid is pisssssed, watch out RTTP! [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:38pm - anonymous ""] THROWING SHRAPNEL!!! WHAT NOW MUTHA FUCKA!!! GET YOUR POSSE!!!! insert random image of insane clown posse here!! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:39pm - pat mtr ""] nick, get over yourself. everyone knows you suck the most at guitar out of anyone. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 5:40pm - nyckz0r ""] I know =( |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:27pm - nick ""] BestialOnslaught said:Bahaha... This kid is pisssssed, watch out RTTP! [img] haha thats actually me, the angry nick is the other nick. i could care less about any of this to each thier own. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:32pm - nick ""] feel free to add me also BESTIAL ONSLOAUGHT, i can hook you up with some underage myspace whores. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:51pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] nick d, the guitar nick... youre being a douche on this message board..you fucking need to grow some balls and take the punches. no band is going to become instant super heros on a message board. and your attitude isnt helping. people have opinions..and fuck..they are all going to make my day alot better if i admire that and not blow up cause my tone sucks or my band name is not lathered in X's or mentions some sort of STD reference. youll learn this from experience nick d. just behave yourself nick d. respect me. respect the band. respect others. you owe my 75 push ups next practice. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:53pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] it does sound like s&f. haha why wouldnt it? its me and markus. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:54pm - Nyckz0r ""] eat penis =) |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:56pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Haha you dudes are alright. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:56pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] If you could care less about this, why are you posing like an emo-mary in that picture? Are we supposed to convey the depth of your sorrow and emotions from this image? Or are you being ironic? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 6:59pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] if you dont have a picture like that..youve never tasted sweet internet pussy..now have you? |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:03pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I've tasted on and offline pussy for a decade or more, and did not need a fashion-core image to do so, nor any image, since I am one of the ugliest goddamn people ever. But I believe you were referring to MySpace pussy. Have fun with that. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:05pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:07pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Hahah! Brilliant. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:07pm - nick ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:If you could care less about this, why are you posing like an emo-mary in that picture? Are we supposed to convey the depth of your sorrow and emotions from this image? Or are you being ironic? what does my picture have to do with me caring less of what people think of my band? why is your list of bands so long? does saying you listen to 8,000 random obscure underground german black metal bands validate your uber kvltness? i hope by the time im 31 ill be past judging random people on an internet message board. oh and this picture right here is pretty 'emo' also: [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:08pm - the_reverend ""] I look at that and think "this dood's got a video game problem" |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:08pm - BestialOnslaught ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:I've tasted on and offline pussy for a decade or more Poetry in motion! |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:09pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] nick said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:If you could care less about this, why are you posing like an emo-mary in that picture? Are we supposed to convey the depth of your sorrow and emotions from this image? Or are you being ironic? what does my picture have to do with me caring less of what people think of my band? why is your list of bands so long? does saying you listen to 8,000 random obscure underground german black metal bands validate your uber kvltness? i hope by the time im 31 ill be past judging random people on an internet message board. oh and this picture right here is pretty 'emo' also: [IMG]ZOMG I CANT LOOK AT MYSELF[/IMG] If you read the caption BELOW that picture, brainiac, you will see that I am making fun of EMO, MySpace poses and my 'failure' to reach such lofty heights. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:10pm - nick ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:since I am one of the ugliest goddamn people ever. cheer up, im sure you have plenty of good qualities! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:10pm - the_reverend ""] "take a byte out of online pussy" or "110101010101001001010101111101101111010010100010101010101 0101010101010111111011010110111101010010101010111101111111 0110101010110100101010101011010101010101111101010101011101 0101101010101111010101010101011010101010100101100000100010 00001001000101010100101" which is from a taste of silver song. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:11pm - nick ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said: If you read the caption BELOW that picture, you stupid, stupid person, you will see that I am making fun of EMO, MySpace poses and my 'failure' to reach such lofty heights. sorry i was far too busy reading and attempting to pronounce your pretentious list of black metal bands nobody outside of your basement cares about. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:11pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] nick said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:since I am one of the ugliest goddamn people ever. cheer up, im sure you have plenty of good qualities! One of which is the fact that I am not 'le poseur!' |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:13pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] nick said: sorry i was far too busy reading and attempting to pronounce your pretentious list of black metal bands nobody outside of your basement cares about. In other words, they have a lot in common with your band? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:15pm - nick ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:nick said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:since I am one of the ugliest goddamn people ever. cheer up, im sure you have plenty of good qualities! One of which is the fact that I am not 'le poseur!' i cant believe im having an online argument with a 31 year old about how i look. please go back to beating off and playing everquest. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:19pm - the_reverend ""] this arguement is less interesting that rusted angel vs. eric peone or rusted angel vs. josh martin |
| ______________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:21pm - nick ""] i reach out my arm and offer my myspace whores to old metal dudes in need and this is how they repay me! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 7:26pm - the_reverend ""] all he wants is a hot cleric with a cloak of multiple orgasms who also likes taking his cane in her forbidden hole. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 9:53pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] i am leveling up now. goodnite to this thread. i see where it has gone..and its as close to shitting the matress. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 10:19pm - Paulll ""] nick said:i reach out my arm and offer my myspace whores to old metal dudes in need and this is how they repay me! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 10:21pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] nick said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:nick said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:since I am one of the ugliest goddamn people ever. cheer up, im sure you have plenty of good qualities! One of which is the fact that I am not 'le poseur!' i cant believe im having an online argument with a 31 year old about how i look. please go back to beating off and playing everquest. Oh, it's not Everquest...it's those beautiful pics you took of yourself. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 10:25pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] the_reverend said:this arguement is less interesting that rusted angel vs. eric peone or rusted angel vs. josh martin Where is Rusted Angel when I need him?!?!? Actually, Nick rules and we are just fucking around. And clerics are for sissies! Rogues do it from behind. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 23,2006 10:39pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] the_reverend said:I look at that and think "this dood's got a video game problem" You're actually 100% spot on. That is definitely my problem, though I can't remember which obscure game from whatever system I was playing at that moment. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 9:38am - XmikeX bored at work ""] How bout the band's credentials: Shallows and Flats - totally brutal and interesting grind The Heuristic - obscenely talented grind And if you wanna talk about stupid names, how many of you metal nerds listen to Old Man's Child? Amon Amarth? Blind Guardian? Pretty spooky. This band's creds speak for themselves, and at the very least warrant a listen. Most of you kids have your heads so far up Burzum's asshole you wouldn't be able to hear it anyways. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 9:41am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I didn't say a thing about their name. And, hey...Blind Guardian grows on you after awhile. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 9:44am - the_reverend ""] old man's child is undoubtibly the worst band name. I remember when that dimmu split came out and tim lang was like "yeah, the name is stupid, but listen to this" |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 9:45am - Joshua Au Pair ""] haha mike..you are stressing what i have been trying to. thanks man. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 10:01am - i, fart ""] ew art grind |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 10:09am - armageddann ""] XmikeX bored at work said:How bout the band's credentials: Shallows and Flats - totally brutal and interesting grind The Heuristic - obscenely talented grind And if you wanna talk about stupid names, how many of you metal nerds listen to Old Man's Child? Amon Amarth? Blind Guardian? Pretty spooky. This band's creds speak for themselves, and at the very least warrant a listen. Most of you kids have your heads so far up Burzum's asshole you wouldn't be able to hear it anyways. As far as I know I'm the only one who bitch about their name. Now I dont like it, I dont like it and what else? It also doesnt mean that it's not the only band name I dont like. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 11:50am - slowlypeelingtheflesh nli ""] XmikeX bored at work said:How bout the band's credentials: Shallows and Flats - totally brutal and interesting grind The Heuristic - obscenely talented grind And if you wanna talk about stupid names, how many of you metal nerds listen to Old Man's Child? Amon Amarth? Blind Guardian? Pretty spooky. This band's creds speak for themselves, and at the very least warrant a listen. Most of you kids have your heads so far up Burzum's asshole you wouldn't be able to hear it anyways. :bow: |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 3:19pm - XmikeX bored at work ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:I didn't say a thing about their name. And, hey...Blind Guardian grows on you after awhile. haha i dunno man. my roomate is always pushing Blind Guardian on me. All I can think about every time I hear the name is a bunch of acne ridden nurlers running around Plymouth Plantation in home made RPG costumes. FIREBALL! FIREBALL! |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 3:26pm - XmikeX bored at work ""] armageddann said:something something *shreds an air guitar solo to mayhem* i can't keep up with you people anymore. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 3:35pm - Anthony nli ""] nick said:DrinkHardThrashHard said: If you read the caption BELOW that picture, you stupid, stupid person, you will see that I am making fun of EMO, MySpace poses and my 'failure' to reach such lofty heights. sorry i was far too busy reading and attempting to pronounce your pretentious list of black metal bands nobody outside of your basement cares about. i dont think he listens to the bands he likes because other people might like them too... i think he has a cool list of music and I check it out sometimes when I cant think of anything to look for on soulseek hah |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 3:41pm - Anthony nli ""] i hate it when grind and -core art fags act all holier than thou towards metalheads. metal > everything |
| __________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 4:44pm - metalguy ""] I love how much retardedness the band's name generated. It is the exact same principle as judging a book by it's cover. And why would pointless masturbation be a bad thing? This kind of music is about fun. So when you see a band have fun using their physical abilities, and people having fun watching,or listening to them do it. There isn't anything wrong with that. So at this point when I see someone making comments geared torwards downing anyone who writes or listens to that kind of thing, it makes me think comments like that are out of jealousy. The idea of someone being musical is completely subjective. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 4:57pm - Nyckz0r ""] "sorry i was far too busy reading and attempting to pronounce your pretentious list of black metal bands nobody outside of your basement cares about. " Nick, that was the funniest thing youve ever said. gj |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 5:22pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] i hate it when metalheads feel superior to everyone because they have the most obscure band on the block. i like metal and grind. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 5:40pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] XmikeX bored at work said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:I didn't say a thing about their name. And, hey...Blind Guardian grows on you after awhile. haha i dunno man. my roomate is always pushing Blind Guardian on me. All I can think about every time I hear the name is a bunch of acne ridden nurlers running around Plymouth Plantation in home made RPG costumes. FIREBALL! FIREBALL! I thought it was Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt?!? LARP gamers are a small niche in a much greater picture, yet still manage to make everyone else look bad. Blind Guardian has nothing to do with it. So they like Lord of the Rings, big deal, I'm sure you watched those films. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 5:42pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] slowlypeelingtheflesh said:i hate it when metalheads feel superior to everyone because they have the most obscure band on the block. i like metal and grind. So do I. As for the 'unpronouncable' bands, about 80% of the bands on that list are not black metal, and not even obscure, unless you have been living in a cave for 10-30 years. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 6:10pm - tbone_r nli ""] au pair < ken haskell < time of die. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 6:18pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] seeing as me and mark were in Shallows and Flats and the Heuristic together...you've probably seen us, and or know us. if you dont...you just might be surprised at a show. anyone want to book the Au Pair???? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 8:25pm - xmikex ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:XmikeX bored at work said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:I didn't say a thing about their name. And, hey...Blind Guardian grows on you after awhile. haha i dunno man. my roomate is always pushing Blind Guardian on me. All I can think about every time I hear the name is a bunch of acne ridden nurlers running around Plymouth Plantation in home made RPG costumes. FIREBALL! FIREBALL! I thought it was Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt?!? LARP gamers are a small niche in a much greater picture, yet still manage to make everyone else look bad. Blind Guardian has nothing to do with it. So they like Lord of the Rings, big deal, I'm sure you watched those films. now you know how I feel every time I get lumped in with some camo hat wearing, two stepping, 7thdagger.com jocking, bridge nine message board lurking, shitty tattoo myspace picture taking, fat girlfriend diddling trendy hardcore boner nerdarrio. haha. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2006 9:16pm - the_reverend ""] if mike wore a camo hat, no matter what, milk would come out of my nose. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 25,2006 2:45pm - nick ""] tbone_r nli said:au pair < ken haskell < time of die. hahahaha i love you tom. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 2:50pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Come on people, let's not be retarded. I don't know who SHALLOWS AND FLATS are, but there is NOTHING remotely Grindcore about either THE HEURISTIC or AU PAIR. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 4:08pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] BestialOnslaught said:Come on people, let's not be retarded. I don't know who SHALLOWS AND FLATS are, but there is NOTHING remotely Grindcore about either THE HEURISTIC or AU PAIR. You should really just quit while you're ahead. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 4:29pm - BestialOnslaught ""] You listen to THE RED CHORD. That explains a lot. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 4:45pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] im sorry the red chord isnt kvlt enough for you :( |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:00pm - BestialOnslaught ""] They're obviously just far too Grind for me to handle! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:02pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] The Red Chord are terrible and their singer is a whiny faggot and it would be nice to hear about him getting killed. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:20pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] hey thats cool. whatever.because you know every band that isnt underground black metal to you isnt cool, no problem i dont listen to just the four bands on my playlist hahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:24pm - BestialOnslaught ""] What are you laughing at? You're not witty. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:30pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I don't even listen to black metal? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:30pm - xmikex ""] slowlypeelingtheflesh said:hey thats cool. whatever.because you know every band that isnt underground black metal to you isnt cool, no problem i dont listen to just the four bands on my playlist hahaha what a poser, you listen to fake Grind bands like........ Cephalic Carnage. I BET YOU THINK DARKTHRONE IS FROM SWEDEN!!! LVL! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I bet he thinks In Dire Need is grind and Back of the Neck are old school hardcore! LOL? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:37pm - xmikex ""] I'll bet his thinks his Kevin Millar beard makes him look sophisticated. ROFL. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] What? Even if I knew who that was I wouldn't understand what you wrote. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:42pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] You think this guy looks sophisticated? He looks like a faggot jock to me. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:51pm - xmikex ""] Joe/NotCommon said:You think this guy looks sophisticated? He looks like a faggot jock to me. that's pretty harsh. [img] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 5:53pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I wish you were smarter so we could compete on the same level. Go back to sports and metalcore. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 6:08pm - xmikex ""] "Compete on the same level." Whatever you say. I'll brush up on my rhetoric and have classsical debates with you when I'm done playing rugby with 18 Visions or whatever you think I do all day. By the way there Aristotle, your tie is crooked. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 6:11pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Okay let me know when your rugby match is over, but will you still have time to choreograph your mosh moves with the friends til death gang? I don't give a shit about my tie. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 6:13pm - xmikex ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I don't give a shit about my tie. obviously. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 6:14pm - brian_dc ""] you two are in love. admit it |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 25,2006 6:56pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] hahaha joe, i wasnt even talking about you. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 12:06am - Al Ravage ""] Nick things he's such a big man with his new GQ haircut and Rich Berte shows no respect |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 12:35am - Joshua Au Pair ""] haha this is almost lambgoat of 2 years ago. creepy. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 3:21pm - tbone_r nli ""] the singer of this band used to create booty-shaking symphonies with fruity loops, i miss those days. enter the house. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 6:05pm - George nli ""] here's my two cents 1: you are all gay 2: alex is a nice guy. books good shows and listens to good metal, not bad metalcore. 3: he doesn't like my band, word that cool. we're not a grind band. he calls us a DEP rip off. i don't mind people hating heuristic. 4: the red chord is very fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 5: most of you guys need to get off the internet, and this messageboard, it's making aaron look bad. 6: i love mark and josh. hugs and kisses from internet world. keep the dream alive guys. high five |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 6:13pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Haha... I <3 George! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 8:37pm - George nli ""] fenriz would punch you in the face for owning a computer |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 8:50pm - BestialOnslaught ""] If he saw Honeypump in my browser history anyway. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 8:52pm - George nli ""] i play guitar in an art fag grind band and i think burzum is better than whatever you listen to I'M THE MISSING LINK, I CAN FIX THIS THREAD GUYS |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 8:54pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""] hahahaha |
| _________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 9:03pm - markus ""] pin curls if your recording on tuesday ill be there |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 9:05pm - George nli ""] you know it twinkle toes i'll call you tuesday |
| _________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 9:07pm - markus ""] deep space nine |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 9:08pm - George nli ""] i will be there when it's on |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 10:24pm - Joshua Au Pair ""] donnybrook. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 26,2006 10:37pm - intricateprocess ""] XmikeX bored at work said:How bout the band's credentials: Shallows and Flats - totally brutal and interesting grind The Heuristic - obscenely talented grind And if you wanna talk about stupid names, how many of you metal nerds listen to Old Man's Child? Amon Amarth? Blind Guardian? Pretty spooky. This band's creds speak for themselves, and at the very least warrant a listen. Most of you kids have your heads so far up Burzum's asshole you wouldn't be able to hear it anyways. i was honestly just thinking the same thing |