wait for a second, now check this out[views:9483][posts:76]_______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 1:41pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] could it be possible that my mother was nothing more then raped by Benny Hill, Alfred E Neuman and Charlie Brown. how could it be, what a crazy twist. now we shall watch the battle of the GREAT PUMPKIN vs. THE KITE EATING TREE |
| ______________________________ [Apr 3,2006 1:51pm - jesus ""] can i buy some herb from you? |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 1:52pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] only after you kill REO SPEEDWAGON, i hate those fucking guys |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 2:11pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] How is your brother's band YELLOWCARD doing? |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 2:14pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Dick Clark is the Devil Carson Daily is the Antichrist Michael Jackson is Jesus all are pagan gods sent to destroy humanity, BEWARE OF COBRA LA |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 3:33pm - -suomynona ""] All true, yet, I am the Pontiac Firebird to your third eye. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 3:38pm - davefromthegrave ""] FUCK YOU, CLOWN |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 3:54pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] davefromthegrave said:FUCK YOU, CLOWN we can still be friends though right. voodoo child |
| _________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 4:14pm - cockpit ""] This thread has seen too much gravy already. |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 4:21pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] are you sure, it could always use some more potatos to even it out. then again im very antipotato so gravy isnt really my thing either. hey you ever try putting the word ultimate in front of everything around. just typical things just give it a try, go on go for it. you can do it. ULTIMATE WASTE OV A THREAD |
| ______________________________ [Apr 3,2006 4:54pm - jesus ""] go red sox |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 5:10pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] it was awesome, i was in Mr. Music's and walking out the door but then i looked up and saw Ortiz was up with a 3-1 count so i stayed in there to see the next pitch....yup homerun, i love lil moments like that. oh yeah, jesus.....you aint no pirate |
| ______________________________ [Apr 3,2006 5:22pm - jesus ""] damn straight ninjas live on |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 5:26pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] jesus said:damn straight ninjas live on no they dont, otherwise GI Joe would have never died off. i mean c'mon Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. that show should have lived on forever. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 3,2006 5:42pm - jesus ""] tell that to chuck norris |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 5:45pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] jesus said:tell that to chuck norris fuck that bitch, i hope a train falls on him |
| ______________________________ [Apr 3,2006 6:02pm - jesus ""] the only way a train could fall on him is if it is the amtrak that he hurled into orbit in 1997 but i personally dont see that happening |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 6:08pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] dont tempt my powers jesus, ill make it happen. do you really wanna see Norris get hit by a train. i mean i could just hold it over his front door and then when he stepped outside BAM a train falling on him |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 6:25pm - snake & critter ""] I'd rather see Jay Leno being run over by a H2, but today is Blurnsday in the lovely month of Smarch; that sure as hell wont happen. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 6:26pm - HailTheLeaf ""] hey, hey, I thought I was the only one licensed to drop trains on people, go back to your planes and boats...this is the local train dropping 102 in the house... |
| ______________________________ [Apr 3,2006 6:28pm - jesus ""] i'm calling my steward ! |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 6:32pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] fuck ive been called out, umm umm ive actually run outta the titanics so i started dropped landmarks. i figured i could slip a train by but i guess i should have watched out for the union |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 9:24pm - funky sludge ""] I read this thread upside down and backwards and, somehow, it gave me the Bird Flu. |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 9:26pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] yes the man strikes again, and dood change your shorts i can see your funky sludge hangin' out. groooooooooss |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 9:33pm - funky sludge ""] I'm glad you care enough to tell me. Thats a true friend right there. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 3,2006 10:43pm - Dankill ""] I love Robot Chicken |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 8,2006 9:48pm - nli & never will ""] Just when you thought this thread was looooooong dead, I bump it with the 1.5 inch buldge in my pants. THE TASTE OF ZEBRA ENTRAILS! |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 8,2006 9:49pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] poooooooooooon tits |
| __________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:01am - KillDan ""] you call that a post? I call it a load-bearing beam! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:03am - sever ""] I call it four thirty time to talk to john madden strike of lumps, angry define! |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:07am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] hey i will destroy anyone at madden, you got no skills ! also where the fuck is my litre of soda |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:07am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] coooooooooooooooooooooooooola !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:31am - infoterror ""] I JUST VACUUMED UP A PILE OF DOG SHIT GOD DAMN IT CHANGING THIS BAG IS GONNA SUCK THEN AGAIN, PRACTICE FOR MY FUTURE COLOSTOMY HEY WASN'T THAT A PATHOLOGIST ALBUM (FUT. COL.)? |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:34am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] you know i get rug burn when i wear levi's and no underwear. oh yeah dorcester bitches are straight up retardly crazy |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 12:36am - infoterror ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:oh yeah dorcester bitches are straight up retardly crazy SET PHASERS FOR ANAL |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 10:16am - farva ""] (currently drawing some afghanistanimation) |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 10:18am - RichHorror ""] Awesome prank, Farva. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 11:28am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] CHICKEN FUCKER |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 1:13pm - HailTheLeaf ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:fuck ive been called out, umm umm ive actually run outta the titanics so i started dropped landmarks. i figured i could slip a train by but i guess i should have watched out for the union damn straight, stick with those landmarks though, I figure the statue of liberty could do some serious damage if you drop it from high enough... |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 9,2006 3:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] naw man i dropped the grand canyon on someone and they laughed saying it was just a giant hole. dood its made outta rocks, its gotta hurt if it was dropped on you |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 9:53am - pro-feline ""] Lets try to stay on topic; Should interspecial sex be illegal among animals? All those cat humping chihuahua's need to be dealt with! |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 5:16pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i hope bob barker fucks your mom |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 5:17pm - ratt_mowe ""] charlie brown. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 5:18pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] ratt_mowe said:charlie brown. donald duck |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 5:32pm - ratt_mowe ""] bing crosby. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 5:38pm - anti-hero ""] Fred Savage :audience laughs in the background: |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 5:44pm - ratt_mowe ""] ben savage. and your dad, savagely. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 6:33pm - semi-corpse ""] dont forget thursday is all you can eat day at the morgue. bring utensils. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 6:33pm - ratt_mowe ""] being why thursday is my most favorite day of the week. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 9:54pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] if the kite eating tree hearing of this chatter you're all going down to the morgue |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 9:59pm - clown porn ""] why must you judge me, ronald mcdonald? why cant you stick to your mcnuggets made from pigeons? |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2006 10:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] cause tacobell tastes so good |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 9:35am - punch to da face ""] I can't respond to that in words, so here is a pic that says it all: [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 4:20pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] mmm throw some BBQ sauce on it, im sure a texan would be eat it |
| __________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 8:55pm - chauncy ""] what?! such blasphemy should never be said about our next ruler of the world: Lord Kromdor (I bet no one gets that reference) |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 11:06pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] umm galaxy defenders or some shit |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 12:15am - matt_forherblood ""] This guy obviously watches the Robot Chicken box set a little too much. That show's stupid. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:54am - chauncy ""] both WRONG! wonder showzen |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:54am - chauncy ""] *im not saying they are the first to use that name, but thats where i got it from |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 4:52pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] matt_forherblood said:This guy obviously watches the Robot Chicken box set a little too much. That show's stupid. you're in an emo band. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 4:53pm - ratt_mowe ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:matt_forherblood said:This guy obviously watches the Robot Chicken box set a little too much. That show's stupid. you're in an emo band. you're in an emo band. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 5:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] naw dood accord to Dwyer that's my twin brother not me. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 6:29pm - and by ""] I'm in a shat-core band. Theres a skunk player, anvil basher, and me (the fecal matter master). You can check us out at That-Shat.gov |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 6:43pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] im not into skat but i know a few people at my work who are |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 7:13pm - He who is Pedro ""] are there any job openings? i hope theyre not racist (I'm half Mexican and half Eskimo) |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 7:15pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] hmm steak and cheese sub or a pizza. what to do what to do |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:41pm - PCP 4 me ""] whatever one tastes better when sprinkled with angeldust |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:43pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] thatd be both, so youre no help the cannibal babies are gonna gum you to death |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:03pm - yuck yuck goose ""] I hate Bubbleyum. Anyways, the connection you have dialed is no longer in service, please grease me up and try again. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:04pm - dreadkill ""] ha, yuck yuck goose |
| ______________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:25pm - Yeti ""] Bubbletape. 6 feet of bubblegum. for you. not them. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:26pm - RichHorror ""] He who is Pedro said:are there any job openings? i hope theyre not racist (I'm half Mexican and half Eskimo) Racism is a myth. Like black people. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 1:27pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:He who is Pedro said:are there any job openings? i hope theyre not racist (I'm half Mexican and half Eskimo) Racism is a myth. Like black people. and the holocaust |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:10pm - Dankill ""] Feel the fizz..........of KOOKY KOLA!! |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:19pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] CANNIBAL BABIES |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 2:28pm - skullfuckah ""] [img] Cocaine is a hell of a drug |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2006 8:56pm - :bows: ""] I worship the sun as much as I worship Pale Ale |