Can you read this logo?!
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[Apr 7,2006 4:11am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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:shocked:
I have a guess, but I wanna see what others think!
[Apr 7,2006 4:20am - Moran NLI ""]
W---- Cadaver?
[Apr 7,2006 4:34am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I thought WAKING HER CADAVER, but the initials in the link are WTC, so it's probably WAKING THE CADAVER or something similar.
[Apr 7,2006 4:37am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Of course, searching myspace I found this:
http://www.myspace.com/wakingthecadaver
[Apr 7,2006 7:41am - Tully ""]
Oh, thank goodness they allowed us to hear a 30 second demo.
[Apr 7,2006 8:51am - SteveOTB ""]
God I hate death metal logos; I have absolutely no idea what that says.
[Apr 7,2006 9:01am - scoracrasia ""]
That logo looks like a briar patch.
[Apr 7,2006 9:51am - mikexmike @ work ""]
i like the space age Duke Nukem font on the rest of it. Very Windows 95.
[Apr 7,2006 9:56am - ra nli ""]
we
love
trees
[Apr 7,2006 10:06am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Camo Pants is the only one without his hoodie up, look for him to get kicked out of the band within a week.
[Apr 7,2006 11:02am - Paulll ""]
duke nukem 3d was the shit. Same with the duke it out in DC expansion pack. SHAKE IT BABY.
[Apr 7,2006 11:31am - Abyss ""]
This is like one of those magic eyes where you have to stare at it forever to make sense of it. I saw a W maybe an o, k or s. I'm really lost on this logo. And I had difficulties on the Impaled logo
[Apr 7,2006 11:52am - dwellingsickness ""]
"Here come the breakdown......mosh!"
boring boring boring
[Apr 7,2006 11:57am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
This is like Qaballah. I am forever changed.
[Apr 7,2006 12:17pm - davefromthegrave ""]
this image kicks ass
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[Apr 7,2006 12:18pm - davefromthegrave ""]
only now am I noticing the swastika-like-ness of it
[Apr 7,2006 12:19pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Beretta Clap Brutality
Hah
[Apr 7,2006 12:26pm - davefromthegrave ""]
yeah, what does that mean?
[Apr 7,2006 2:11pm - infoterror ""]
GROOVY GOREGRIND?
WOW, REMINDS ME OF THAT AUSTRALIAN BAND
THAT PUT OUT "YEAST"
STILL TRENDY,
STILL KIND OF FUCKING DENSE
[Apr 7,2006 2:51pm - pam nli ""]
Wow, that's the gayest thing I've seen all day. Someone send that to the Hall of Douchebags.
[Apr 7,2006 2:53pm - thedeparted ""]
that is a horrible logo. most death metal logos are readable, or atleast distinguishing in their own way, that is just retarded.
[Apr 7,2006 4:21pm - Ryan_M ""]
that logo is hilarious, it looks like a mass of green pubic hair.
from their myspace:
"Waking the Cadaver plays up-front brutality with NJ style sickness, creating a style of there own-to be known as "Slamming Gore Groove"
how many other bands play shit exactly like this????
[Apr 7,2006 4:22pm - scoracrasia ""]
Lettuce
[Apr 7,2006 4:28pm - intricateprocess ""]
snow is grim
[Apr 7,2006 4:41pm - mOe nli ""]
WOW...kudos to them...if anyone knows anything about NJ its almost completely devoid of bands like this, at least they're trying to do something different than most of the faggotry happening in NJ right now
so what if you cant read the logo
"that logo sucks, i only like death metal logos you can kinda of sort of read a little bit maybe if you squint"
i'm out
[Apr 7,2006 5:00pm - niccolai ""]
mOe nli said:
"that logo sucks, i only like death metal logos you can kinda of sort of read a little bit maybe if you squint"
truth be told.
[Apr 7,2006 6:50pm - thedeparted ""]
no one was saying anything about their music,
i think the thread was just about their logo,
which you have to admit needs some work.
from the 30 second clip they sound better than most the crap around RI.
[Apr 7,2006 9:26pm - Hoser NLI ""]
scoracrasia said:That logo looks like a briar patch.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Apr 7,2006 9:27pm - Hoser NLI ""]
BRING ME.........A SHRUBBERY!!!!!
*cue doomish music*
[Apr 7,2006 9:46pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
I'm amazed that the state of New Jersey hasn't changed the name of Shore Points to Scene Points in honor of Thursday.
[Apr 7,2006 10:53pm - Hoser NLI ""]
Oh, it's another Metal band in a graveyard pic!!!! Just noticed that....damn these guys are grim and kvlt!!!!
[Apr 8,2006 1:25am - Ryan_M ""]
Hoser NLI said:BRING ME.........A SHRUBBERY!!!!!
*cue doomish music*
go boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons! you and your silly english ki-nig-ets!
[Apr 8,2006 9:56am - pam nli ""]
...further proving that NJ should sink into the ocean
[Apr 8,2006 10:41am - Hoser NLI ""]
Ryan_M said:Hoser NLI said:BRING ME.........A SHRUBBERY!!!!!
*cue doomish music*
go boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons! you and your silly english ki-nig-ets!
HAhahahahahahahahahaha....
[Apr 8,2006 10:59am - where'd his legs go? ""]
Hoser NLI said:Oh, it's another Metal band in a graveyard pic!!!! Just noticed that....damn these guys are grim and kvlt!!!!
On top of that, camouflage pants are ultra sykkk kvlt 666! :satancross:
[Apr 8,2006 11:15am - pam nli ""]
2nd one in from the right looks like he has makeup on.
[Apr 22,2006 9:05pm - myspace.com/ring0leader ""]
how about some lyrics, im loving your shit, i just cant find the lyrics anywhere online
[Apr 22,2006 10:25pm - spaldino ""]
fuck these faggots. terribly generic hardcore trying to be death metal
[Apr 22,2006 10:54pm - whiteworm ""]
i thought Broken Hope broke up!
[Apr 22,2006 11:13pm - anonymous ""]
http://www.myspace.com/3seises
please, I beg of you....hahaha...I near pissed myself...listen to this whole song...This shit will kill you. HAHAHA
[Apr 22,2006 11:17pm - thedeparted ""]
wow
[Apr 23,2006 2:17am - dwellingsickness ""]
anonymous said: http://www.myspace.com/3seises
please, I beg of you....hahaha...I near pissed myself...listen to this whole song...This shit will kill you. HAHAHA
yeah it killed my ears, and I almost died laughing
[Apr 23,2006 10:38am - bowelskinfacecloth ""]
these guys are good........what the fuck is wrong wit you?!
[Apr 23,2006 10:40am - bowelskinfacecloth ""]
anonymous said: http://www.myspace.com/3seises
please, I beg of you....hahaha...I near pissed myself...listen to this whole song...This shit will kill you. HAHAHA
hahahaha, this rules!
[Apr 23,2006 10:41am - brian_dc ""]
About 3seises
To destroy Death/Black Metal and rebuild it in Satan's name using New Wave Keyboards.
YES!
[Apr 23,2006 10:41am - Scoracrasia ""]
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[Apr 23,2006 10:44am - bowelskinfacecloth ""]
dwellingsickness said:anonymous said: http://www.myspace.com/3seises
please, I beg of you....hahaha...I near pissed myself...listen to this whole song...This shit will kill you. HAHAHA
yeah it killed my ears, and I almost died laughing
This is some of the best black metal Ive heard in a long time.......move over Darkthrone!!!
[Apr 25,2006 8:21pm - rotivore ""]
waking the cadaver aint bad, i do see a broken hope comparison
[Apr 25,2006 8:24pm - the_reverend ""]
is that a lump of veiny spighetti?
[Apr 25,2006 8:28pm - anonymous ""]
waking .... cadillency?
[Apr 25,2006 8:36pm - dwellingsickness ""]
bowelskinfacecloth said:these guys are good........what the fuck is wrong wit you?!
I'm sorry.. the link must be leading me to a different website than you:pukeface:
[Apr 25,2006 8:38pm - anonymous ""]
haha i almost pissed myself.... this is like the bury your dead of "grooveee grind?" why i ask you!?
[Apr 25,2006 8:39pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
They have a LOT of plays on their myspace!
[Apr 25,2006 8:47pm - anonymous ""]
its probally the band members themselves... go on there everyday and refresh the page when the song is done... they are playing a bowling alley you know...
[Apr 25,2006 8:48pm - dwellingsickness ""]
I bet they are bestest buddies with Devourment
[Apr 26,2006 10:33pm - vesgore ""]
im drunk and am like YUUUUUUUUUUEAAA!!!
[Apr 26,2006 10:47pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awR8BsK2od0
Their video.
[Apr 26,2006 10:54pm - davefromthegrave ""]
I like that song.
[May 22,2006 9:29am - anonymous ""]
:cd::cd::cd::cd:
[May 22,2006 9:29am - kevowned ""]
these guys atre fuckin insane
[May 22,2006 1:22pm - mOe ""]
i enjoy this band
[May 22,2006 1:48pm - soloman ""]
they sound pretty sick to me. and i like that logo. and the music video is awesome.
[Jun 2,2006 5:00pm - jesus was a cunt ""]
waking the cadaver
izz what they are called
slamming gore groove :]
[Jun 2,2006 5:27pm - Animal_Magnetism ""]
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[Jun 2,2006 5:30pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
enough with the hardcore kids trying to play slam death, plzkthnx
[Jun 2,2006 5:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I agree.
[Jun 2,2006 5:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
These guys, JOB FOR A COWBOY and TYAG will be touring together in no time.
[Jun 7,2006 8:21am - anonymous ""]
its waking the cadaver
[Jun 7,2006 9:15am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
That was figured out on April 7th.
[Jun 7,2006 11:13am - Ryan_M ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:enough with the hardcore kids trying to play slam death, plzkthnx
they don't look like hardcore kids to me, although in that music video the singer looks like a total wigger.
[Jul 19,2006 1:56am - anyoiejr ""]
Hoser NLI said:BRING ME.........A SHRUBBERY!!!!!
*cue doomish music*
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
I love you.
[Jul 19,2006 1:57am - chels[bloodbath] ""]
I wicked like Waking The Cadaver.
Lots?
I just wish I knew what they were saying.
[Jul 19,2006 8:38am - nickyhelliot ""]
This band is alright. They're getting huge on myspace though, because kids are up for anything cacophonic.
They remind me of a bad version of "Misericordiam"
[Jul 22,2006 11:14pm - anonymous ""]
Your All Fucking Gay If Your Hatin On Waking The Cadaver
They Will Make it Farther Than Your Band
They Are From Jersey and they Already Have A HUGE Fan Base Here[where i live] In Sactown
SO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE WAKING THE CADAVER
GO SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU FAGGOTY ASS BITCH
[Jul 22,2006 11:16pm - anonymous ""]
oh yea, and i dont care if you dont have a band, your still gay
[Jul 22,2006 11:22pm - sever ""]
Learn English, dude. It's you're, not your.
[Jul 22,2006 11:52pm - intricateprocess ""]
we are all gay
[Jul 23,2006 12:31am - the_reverend ""]
why did I have to find this out from a thread on the internet.
my mom is going to be very sad... I guess my grandmother was right about me all along. no wait, she said "i don't think you are gay. I think you are good with all people". translation, bi-sexual. still, it's a punch in the balls to learn this from a thread on the 'net.
and let me add
"BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[Jul 23,2006 12:56am - davefromthegrave ""]
i can read it. the name of the band is " weoucwieyvcwixnqwpsixoqwusbciqwysdvqwgyisdzxoksdcihsdfkahrfgaoeudxqopskxmqwoejdfiwyecvwiojxcnoqwsjdcbqihsvciqsyhxojb"
[Jul 23,2006 1:21am - metalguy ""]
That video is sick as all fuckin hell. Cheezy.. But brutal!
[Jul 23,2006 4:56am - Big Jim ""]
this band sucks so bad.
[Aug 5,2006 10:39pm - ashxcore ""]
hah, that's funny. i'd just gotten finished listening to a song from them (and i liked it--what can i say? i like 'deathcore') and was trying to figure out wth a "beretta clap" was on google. somehow i landed here. and i agree, it does look like a briar patch. everything after the w in waking is lost. i don't even see the the, but i could make out the cadaver. :spineyes:
[Aug 6,2006 4:20am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[Aug 6,2006 8:52am - mOe_RK_in jersey ""]
its wierd but this band is actually getting big
they only put up those mp3's like 6 months ago
[Aug 6,2006 5:32pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
why do these guys get so much praise? they are mediocre and not nearly as brutal are groovy as some other slam bands up here like IDN or Dysentery. Dysentery rapes these guys.
[Aug 6,2006 6:26pm - xanonymousx ""]
looks like they got signned rttp.com works wonders for bands
[Aug 6,2006 6:34pm - xanonymousx ""]
Friday, May 26, 2006
Waking The Cadaver info.
To put an end to any confusion of our listeners, we are going to post this blog. We are a death metal band, which means our vocals consist of Guttural noise. These vocals are seeming to be confused with the term BREE. We wish for people to stop recognizing our vocals as BREE...especially those who do not know anything about death metal. (for example...BOYS that look like kelly osbourne) please stop calling our gutturals and pig squeals "bree". Thank you.
secondly. There will be some updates with new pictures soon. We are also going to be printing T-shirts very shortly. And our split with devourment and running with sissors should be out this summer. Our full length CD will be released early 2007 on macabre mementos.
Waking The Cadaver
[Aug 6,2006 10:46pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
they arent guttural at all though. they are really dry and annoying.
[Aug 7,2006 10:47am - Yeti ""]
anonymous said:Your All Fucking Gay If Your Hatin On Waking The Cadaver
They Will Make it Farther Than Your Band
They Are From Jersey and they Already Have A HUGE Fan Base Here[where i live] In Sactown
SO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE WAKING THE CADAVER
GO SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU FAGGOTY ASS BITCH
Sactown eh?
[Aug 7,2006 11:49am - mOe nli ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:[img]
:shocked:
I have a guess, but I wanna see what others think!
I do not need to know who the band is because of the cool high school artsy photo project of taking pictures in a cemetary.
[Aug 7,2006 12:32pm - anonymous ""]
Losers. Lets try to be original. By the way your music sucks.
[Aug 10,2006 5:33pm - anonymous ""]
maan youre all noobs. its Waking The Cadaver and its freaking heavy as balls. this is real death metal, you can tell because theyre not wearing tight jeans like death metal imitators. Waking the Cadaver is freakin awesome. so everyone just shutup about how gay the logo is you noobs
[Aug 10,2006 5:36pm - deodiummortis ""]
I didn't realize the tightness of one's jeans determined whether or not one's death metal band was good.
I always thought it had something to do with music.
[Aug 10,2006 5:36pm - dwellingsickness ""]
anonymous said:maan youre all noobs. its Waking The Cadaver and its freaking heavy as balls. this is real death metal, you can tell because theyre not wearing tight jeans like death metal imitators. Waking the Cadaver is freakin awesome. so everyone just shutup about how gay the logo is you noobs
If you read the thread, YOU NOOB, you would know that it was figured out long ago what the logo said, We have now moved on the the "They suck ass" part of the discussion....Keep up junior:middlefinger:
[Aug 10,2006 7:02pm - mOe mli ""]
anonymous said:maan youre all noobs. its Waking The Cadaver and its freaking heavy as balls. this is real death metal, you can tell because theyre not wearing tight jeans like death metal imitators. Waking the Cadaver is freakin awesome. so everyone just shutup about how gay the logo is you noobs
Why don't you suck a big cock? Well, because you already have one in your mouth.
[Aug 10,2006 8:12pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
anonymous said:maan youre all noobs. its Waking The Cadaver and its freaking heavy as balls. this is real death metal, you can tell because theyre not wearing tight jeans like death metal imitators. Waking the Cadaver is freakin awesome. so everyone just shutup about how gay the logo is you noobs
its not real death metal and its not even that heavy. if you put "brocore" vocals it would sound like 123192031923 other bands that are getting really popular on myspace. this band lacks everything.
[Aug 10,2006 8:20pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
I don't care, it is still a head of lettuce. And yes, they suck. And before you call me a "noob", I am almost 33 years old and have listened to "death metal" forever so shut your ass anonymous.
[Aug 10,2006 8:22pm - CaptainCleanoff ""]
Oh yeah:
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Don't drown your food!!!!
[Aug 12,2006 1:21pm - Dankill ""]
booyah
[Oct 18,2006 6:24pm - man ""]
i like waking the cadaver music, and i don't give a fuck how they're looking, where they're from, how they're clasified and how stupid is there logo. good bye
[Oct 19,2006 8:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I got here late, my guess was "Walking Candace."
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[Oct 19,2006 10:20am - yummy ""]
that tight pants comment was bittersweet
[Oct 27,2006 1:39pm - xanonymousx ""]
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what about this logo?
[Oct 27,2006 1:56pm - HeavensJail ""]
I see "Ejaculating Into A Waffle Iron", but I could be wrong.
[Oct 27,2006 2:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Sewer Cross Legs? haha
[Oct 27,2006 2:22pm - pam ""]
HeavensJail said:I see "Ejaculating Into A Waffle Iron", but I could be wrong.
hahah!
[Oct 27,2006 2:24pm - Lamp ""]
The first word is "Semen" and I see an S at the end and a couple C's in the middle but the middle word isn't cock.
[Oct 27,2006 2:55pm - xanonymousx ""]
haha
http://www.myspace.com/semenacrosslips
[Oct 27,2006 3:03pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Oct 27,2006 3:06pm - anonymous ""]
Wanking The Cadaver?
[Oct 27,2006 3:32pm - xanonymousx ""]
don't eat moldey noodles or you will die from syphilis and or be'tes
[Dec 29,2006 2:00pm - anonymous ""]
Noobs!!! Wow like that's going to get us anywhere. Waking the whatever is ALRIGHT. I found chased through the woods by a rapist catchy. The sound of the vocals is dry however. And the drummer needs practice
I'm trying to figure out what the beginning part says about murderers. <--is that even a word?
"some plan thier crimes _________ while others kill on impulse" Wtffff is that word!?
[Dec 29,2006 2:11pm - Dark_violinist ""]
anonymous said:Your All Fucking Gay If Your Hatin On Waking The Cadaver
They Will Make it Farther Than Your Band
They Are From Jersey and they Already Have A HUGE Fan Base Here[where i live] In Sactown
SO FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE WAKING THE CADAVER
GO SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU FAGGOTY ASS BITCH
Is Sactown a real place or is that an inside joke?
[Dec 29,2006 2:13pm - Dwellingsickness ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5rdx0saKk4&mode=related&search=
Waking The Cadaver - Chased Through The Woods :bow:
Hilarious spoofs of their song
[Dec 29,2006 2:19pm - Dark_violinist ""]
xanonymousx said:To put an end to any confusion of our listeners, we are going to post this blog. We are a death metal band, which means our vocals consist of Guttural noise. These vocals are seeming to be confused with the term BREE. We wish for people to stop recognizing our vocals as BREE...especially those who do not know anything about death metal. (for example...BOYS that look like kelly osbourne) please stop calling our gutturals and pig squeals "bree".
-Thank you, Waking The Cadaver
All this time I thought "Bree" was a variation of the girls name Breigh.
[Dec 29,2006 2:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
anonymous said: "some plan their crimes _________ while others kill on impulse" Wtffff is that word!?
METICULOUSLY
[Dec 29,2006 2:46pm - yummy ""]
the first spoof was pretty good.
[Dec 29,2006 4:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Those one handed rolls sound like complete ass.
[Dec 29,2006 4:23pm - Messerschmitt ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Those one handed rolls sound like complete ass.
holy shit, that's almost embarassing, and i don't even play drums.
[Jan 7,2007 12:03am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I take that back, I don't hear any cymbals in the background, so it's just a 2 handed god awful mess.
[Jan 7,2007 8:37pm - xanonymousx ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufoD73LzOuI
this baby knows whats up....
lol
[Jan 7,2007 8:53pm - yummy ""]
i thought it was kinda cute
[Jan 7,2007 9:09pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBqL_qd6E-o
[Jan 7,2007 9:20pm - yummy ""]
enjoyable, those never get old, well at least not to me
[Jan 7,2007 10:09pm - xanonymousx ""]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YWchEStLkU
nothing to do with wtc but sorta odd
[Jan 7,2007 10:31pm - KeithMutiny ""]
wow that band sucks
[Feb 9,2007 9:55pm - ShelbyCannibal™ ""]
Waking The Cadaver
DYMBASSES!
[Feb 9,2007 10:04pm - ClinicallyDead ""]
Holy god, this has to be the worst band i ever heard. Everyone here who has anything decent to say about them is anonymous. Thats how embarassing it is to actually like them.
[May 18,2008 12:48am - BYM Vox ""]
all this talk about wtc makes me wonder if the logo actually says we came with broken teeth? if you havent heard them their decent experamental grindcore.-babykiller
[May 18,2008 3:22pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
We Came With Broken Teeth is on the same label as that Terminally Your Aborted Ghost band. And maaaaaaaaan do they suck. Their guitarist looks like Jim from Bridgeport.
[May 18,2008 3:23pm - blue ""]
yeah, they're horrible.
[May 19,2008 10:44am - immortal13 ""]
The Slamming Gore Groove part gives it away to me that it's Waking The Cadaver, plus I already knew the logo.
[May 19,2008 10:48am - brad weymouth ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:We Came With Broken Teeth is on the same label as that Terminally Your Aborted Ghost band. And maaaaaaaaan do they suck. Their guitarist looks like Jim from Bridgeport.
that guy can REALLY wear a pair of slacks
[May 19,2008 10:52am - Mess ""]
everything about this screams negrotic
[May 19,2008 10:54am - brad weymouth ""]
Mess said:everything about this screams negrotic
i think you mean niggatronic. either that or i'm baked.....so hows things Mr Mess?
[May 19,2008 11:11am - Mess ""]
shitty, i need a job!
a blow job!
[May 19,2008 11:49am - brad weymouth ""]
Mess said:shitty, i need a job!
a blow job!
try finding a job from 1200 miles away!