I am charming and erudite.[views:1812][posts:11]_____________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 11:38pm - RichHorror ""] Cowmaximus: Is that Sara girl still visiting you? ___: yesssss ___: i'm actually on the phone w/her right now Cowmaximus: I think you should murder her after you fuck her. Cowmaximus: I just saw her picture on your page, and was struck with that revelation. ___: hmmmmmm ___: i love it ___: why do you think that? Cowmaximus: I saw her picture, so looked at her page and read what she'd written about herself. Cowmaximus: And realized I could never allow her to live. ___: why? Cowmaximus: What the fuck's wrong with you? Cowmaximus: She's useless. She's like a walking, talking radio hit. ___: shes real interesting. Cowmaximus: I'm sorry. ___: i've tried dating girls cause of musical interests Cowmaximus: That's incorrect. ___: and theyre all cunts Cowmaximus: She's interesting because she has a vagina. Cowmaximus: That's all. ___: i know ___: good enough for me Cowmaximus: So kill her after you've used her vagina. ___: true Cowmaximus: She's just one of those dumb-dumb college cunts that think they're so fucking unique. ___: Nah. I don't think that's true. ___: I speak to her all the time. She's actually very interesting. ___: Mainly she's well-read, which is huge for me now. Cowmaximus: You're a disgusting faggot. ___: A girl who reads what I read is better than a girl who listens to what I listen to. Cowmaximus: I've never hated anyone as much as I hate you right now, at this moment. ___: Hahaha.. ___: why? cause a cute girl who's dumb enough to believe my lies wants to fuck me? Cowmaximus: Get drunk, queer. Cowmaximus: ___ doesn't defend women, you fucking homosexual. Cowmaximus: I'm going to save up for a bus ride to whatever backwater shithole you live in to murder you. Cowmaximus: I hope she's there so I can throw battery acid at her pretty face. Cowmaximus: And then she will truly be without worth. Cowmaximus: Oh, wait. Cowmaximus: I'll have to slice off her tits and burn her pussy into a twisted, numb mess. Cowmaximus: There. Perfect. Cowmaximus: That should happen to every woman on the planet. Cowmaximus: If you were a real man, you'd kick her out as soon as you dispensed your load. Cowmaximus: "Get out whore. I never cared for you." |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 11:43pm - Sac NLI ""] haaaaa nice dude thats good shit |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 11:44pm - RichHorror ""] I continue to be shocked by my single status. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2006 11:50pm - pam ""] This made me smile. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2006 11:56pm - Sac NLI ""] RichHorror said:I continue to be shocked by my single status. really?!? thats weird dude |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 12:02am - RichHorror ""] Yeah. Dizzy dames. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:14am - MikePile ""] You have a very in-your-face interface |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:47am - a simpleton ""] I throughly enjoy the "numb mess" part. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:51am - RichHorror ""] Yes. It's a total package, really. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:00pm - RichHorror ""] CLASSIC |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:02pm - the_reverend ""] raise matt from the grave please |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:05pm - RichHorror ""] More like raise him from Plymouth. |