Nigger Jokes[views:15107][posts:74]____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 9:46pm - anonymous ""] why do niggers only have nightmares? cuz the only one with a dream got shot.. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 9:51pm - anonymous ""] what's the difference between your girlfriend and your wife? about 40 lbs! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:08pm - anonymous ""] why cant stevie wonder drive? cuz he's black |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:13pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:15pm - anonymous ""] what did the asian couple name their baby when it came out black? sumting wong |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:16pm - anonymous ""] what did they name their second baby when it came out white? two wongs don't make a white |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:18pm - Josh_hates_you ""] anonymous said:what did they name their second baby when it came out white? two wongs don't make a white how is this a nigger joke? you are not even funny. 50 year old fried chicken stereotypical jokes are funnier. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:18pm - WASTEDWAYNE ""] what does a nigger and semen have in common? only one in a million will actually work |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:20pm - RichHorror ""] What's long and hard on a nigger? Third grade. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:23pm - ratt_mowe ""] thank you rich for telling to only amusing joke here. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:28pm - RichHorror ""] Thank you Matt for being the love of my life. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:30pm - anonymous ""] What do you call a nigger on a farm? Ancient Farm Equipment. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:31pm - ratt_mowe ""] what do you call a rich holding my hand? pure love for all eternity. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:45pm - RichHorror ""] What would you call the Jetsons if they were black? Niggers. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 10:52pm - WASTEDWAYNE ""] What do you call a niggers car?? A blood vessel |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:00pm - RichHorror ""] People in this thread other than myself should consider being funny. |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:03pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] and logging in and not being pussies |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:04pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah. Oh no! We're gonna piss off the one black dude that comes to this site! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:05pm - dreadkill ""] what actor played the black terminator? arnold schwartzenigger |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:06pm - dreadkill ""] Josh_hates_you said:i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first? moe is my bet |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:07pm - dreadkill ""] a joke i made up when i was a kid: what do you call a black edward scissorhands? edward niggerhands |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:07pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] dreadkill said:Josh_hates_you said:i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first? moe is my bet that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:08pm - dreadkill ""] What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:09pm - anonymous ""] all my nigger jokes are old...where do you hide the paycheck ,how do you stop em from raping a girl etc |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:11pm - dreadkill ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:dreadkill said:Josh_hates_you said:i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first? moe is my bet that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:11pm - RichHorror ""] I am the most racist thing you could have said. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:15pm - brian_dc ""] doesn't the vocalist of Proteus pop his head in? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:16pm - RichHorror ""] Black people don't exist, anyway. Proof? I saw a black dude on wrestling once. And as we all know, wrestling is fake. QED. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:18pm - brian_dc ""] Math joke...dangerous territory. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:22pm - RichHorror ""] I'm funny on this website. A recent thread said so. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:22pm - brian_dc ""] that's a sound proposition. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:23pm - dwellingsickness ""] Q. What do Black men and RichHorror say during foreplay? A. "If you scream, Bitch, I'll kill you!" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:23pm - RichHorror ""] That'd be funnier if I could find anyone to agree to have sex with me, ever. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:25pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:26pm - dwellingsickness ""] Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach blacks to walk on their hind legs. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 17,2006 11:55pm - CTborderpatrol ""] dreadkill said:whiskey_weed_and_women said:dreadkill said:Josh_hates_you said:i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first? moe is my bet that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here. infoterror is 1/16th negro |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 12:17am - davefromthegrave ""] CTborderpatrol said:dreadkill said:whiskey_weed_and_women said:dreadkill said:Josh_hates_you said:i wonder who is gonna cry about this thread first? moe is my bet that was probably the most racist thing you could have said in this thread he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here. infoterror is 1/16th negro and 100% stupid |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 12:21am - mOe nli ""] nigger jokes = penis envy |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 12:40am - pam nli ""] What's the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 12:40am - dwellingsickness ""] hahah |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 12:57am - sacreligion ""] I <3 General Tso's chicken oh wait...that's terrible...i quit! |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 12:59am - ratt_mowe ""] i know 3 things you cant give a black person..... |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:01am - RichHorror ""] MattSPONCH: the nigger jokes were terrible MattSPONCH: i have a slew of good ones MattSPONCH: that i was going to put up MattSPONCH: but then i realize, who will read them and find them funny? you? MattSPONCH: if i wanted to tell you a nigger joke, i would just tell you. and i dont. Cowmaximus: Right. Cowmaximus: Because niggers are jokes. Cowmaximus: No need to add to nature's perfection. MattSPONCH: bingo |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:02am - ratt_mowe ""] ^ these are the reasons why richard and i are in love with each other and not with any of you. deal with it. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:04am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] My penis is huge and nigger jokes are still funny. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:10am - pam nli ""] I just threw up in my mouth a little |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:11am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Good for you. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:12am - ratt_mowe ""] i heard richard enjoys a little vomit. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:13am - RichHorror ""] I also enjoy water sports. You know, yellow discipline. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:14am - dreadkill ""] ratt_mowe said:^ these are the reasons why richard and i are in love with each other and not with any of you. deal with it. he loves me too. we held hands last time i saw him. rich has a harem and we're it. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:15am - ratt_mowe ""] we hold each others hands every night in our dreamland superhome. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:15am - RichHorror ""] I haven't had sex in over a year. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:17am - ratt_mowe ""] yes you did. last night. in our supermagic dreamland superhome? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:20am - RichHorror ""] Oh, right. My large intestine. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:22am - RabbitFetus ""] Why are a blackman's eyes red after he has sex? Pepper Spray |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:22am - RabbitFetus ""] What's the difference between a blackperson and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:23am - dwellingsickness ""] What do steroids and the KKK have in common? They both make blacks run real fast |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:26am - RabbitFetus ""] And one more act of bigotry. What happens when a jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 2:49am - the_reverend ""] dreadkill said:he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here. *bzzt* wrong. matt (ionsphere) the singer of proteus posts here every now and then. also, dirteecrayon used to post here all the time, but doesn't anymore |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 9:03am - niccolai ""] How long does it take a black woman to shit? nine months. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 9:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""] get Norwell Bob in here if you really want to laugh at racist jokes otherwise you are all amatuers |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 9:51am - Messerschmitt ""] Joe/NotCommon said:get Norwell Bob in here if you really want to laugh at racist jokes otherwise you are all amatuers i'd have to say you're right. one time we went back and forth for about 50 jokes but he ended up having more in the end. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 9:59am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Norwell Bob is a champion of racism |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:08am - dreadkill ""] the_reverend said:dreadkill said:he's the only black guy i can think of who posts here. *bzzt* wrong. matt (ionsphere) the singer of proteus posts here every now and then. also, dirteecrayon used to post here all the time, but doesn't anymore *bzzt* i'm not wrong. i said moe was the only black guy I COULD THINK OF who posts here, not the only black guy who posts here. also, i refuse to believe black people exist with the name matt. that name is too whitebread for black people to like. :spineyes: |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:08am - dreadkill ""] also, dirteecrayon isn't a black guy, she is a black girl. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:17am - RichHorror ""] Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:20am - davefromthegrave ""] RichHorror said:Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes. oh yeah? well I invented niggers. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:21am - Messerschmitt ""] davefromthegrave said:RichHorror said:Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes. oh yeah? well I invented niggers. great... where do you live? :gun: |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:23am - davefromthegrave ""] Messerschmitt said:davefromthegrave said:RichHorror said:Norwell Bob invented nigger jokes. oh yeah? well I invented niggers. great... where do you live? :gun: In the sewers. :tmnt1: |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 10:24am - Messerschmitt ""] haha |
| _______________________________ [Apr 18,2006 11:32am - sibz ""] a nigger and a beaner jump off a bridge who lands first? who cares |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 11:43am - hungtableed ""] Why do niggers cry during sex? -Mace How do you get a nigger out of a tree? -Cut the rope. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 11:44am - clayton bigsby ""] Why do niggers stink? [img] So blind people can hate them too. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:18pm - Notorious_D.U.G. ""] what do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag? twix |
| __________________________________ [Apr 18,2006 1:27pm - niccolai ""] What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza? the pizza can feed a familly. What happened when the nigga tried to look up his familly tree? A gorilla shat on his face. |