RTTP > Bridge Nine for 1 reason alone[views:2536][posts:30]________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:21am - xmikex ""] JOE CHRISTIANNI. Those kids could never wrap their brains around the concept of JC. And if you can't appreciate the glory of Joe Christianni's gayness then I don't appreciate you. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:23am - niccolai ""] plus, they are mostly 14. one thing the B9 board does have that RTTP doesn't though, Adam22. Also, I heard Joe Christianni is going to be on cribs. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:24am - the_reverend ""] agreed on the a22 and b9's got an army of brophies. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:26am - niccolai ""] I forgot about the Brophy army. Big plus. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:28am - xmikex ""] Things Joe Christianni has gotten mad at me for saying (and therefore must be true): - Owns a razor scooter - Is a massive pussy - Challenged me to a fight without telling me and still lost - Works in a wine cooler factory - Drinks flavored water - Checks out dudes asses at the Walpole Mall - Spells Kreator with a C - Thinks Soulfly is a slam death band - Has a girlfriend that looks like Luna Vaschaun - Has had his girlfriend cheat on him with American Head Charge - Got knocked out by Phylicia Rashad - Hides whenever I drive through Norwood - Smoked a bag of frozen spinach, and still claimed he was high - Shops at The Christmas Tree Shop - Had his first period a year ago. the list goes on |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:29am - xmikex ""] i wish the discussion searches were still enabled so I could see all the JC posts |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:33am - Yeti ""] Luna Vachon hahahahahahaha she was hideous |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:42am - niccolai ""] xmikex said:i wish the discussion searches were still enabled so I could see all the JC posts +1 I try searching google for "site:returntothepit.com blah blah" but oit's not very effective. Are we ever going to have the search feature back Rev? I heard Joe Christiani uses Yahoo search. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:48am - the_reverend ""] yes, I was suppose to work on it yesterday, but that didn't happen. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:51am - the_reverend ""] http://www.google.com/search?q=site:return...org.mozilla:en-US:official&filter=0 there are like 9 pages of them on that thar google |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:02am - xmikex ""] HAHAHA captain of the french men's gymnastic team. i forgot about that one. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:10am - niccolai ""] Here arew some memorable quotes: "I just took a dump that knew more about metal than JOE CHRISTIANNI" "JOE CHRISTIANNI'S favorite movie is You've Got Mail." "JOE CHRISTIANNI shops at Pier One." "JOE CHRISTIANNI sleeps with a Rainbow Brite doll" "JOE CHRISTIANNI thinks your hair would look SOOO much better with hilights" "JOE CHRISTIANNI is captain of the French Men's Gymnastics team" "post by Joe Christianni at Jun 23,2006 12:56pm. It used to be sic tribals, now I'm all about hunting bears...and not the kind that live in the woods. Teehee" "Conversely, there's so much more to be discovered about Joe Christianni. I heard he reads women's romance novels, and collects unicorns." "JOE CHRISTIANNI vows to fight ENTIRE crowd at Suffocation this Thursday" "the virgin mary spotted in Joe Christianni's anal fissure." "I'm buying a robot to send back in time to kill Joe Christianni's mother." "I saw Joe Christianni throw a pair of his girlfriend's panties on stage during Skinless. They landed and burned a hole into the stage like acid blood from Alien. Man, that bitch has got some intergalactic hyper AIDS. " "JOE CHRISTIANNI just got into Fear Factory last month" "I also heard Joe Christianni's girlfriend two stepped into Magic Johnson and that's how he got HIV " |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:35am - babyshaker not logged in ""] rev how come you never put up the picture he drew......i been compiling alot of these quotes much like those chuck norris sites and i wanna make it so when ever you refresh the page a new joe christianni quote would pop up |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:39am - niccolai ""] my thoughts exactly, I'm working on a script right now for that. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:41am - xmikex ""] My Myspace picture used to be a screenshot of a RTTP discussion search of Joe Christianni threads. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:44am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:46am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:46am - the_reverend ""] I need to get back ontop of coding this site. so many things todo, but when I sit down to do it, my mind goes blank. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:54am - joshtruction ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:29pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] wow mike thats outta control |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:32pm - anonymous ""] niccolai said:plus, they are mostly 14. one thing the B9 board does have that RTTP doesn't though, Adam22. why do people care about that kid? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:53pm - the_reverend ""] cause he's both everywhere and hilarious. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 1:51pm - niccolai ""] Random Joe Christiani facts generator: http://www.freewebs.com/automata/rttp1.html |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 1:54pm - the_reverend ""] hah! there are only 16 quotes. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 1:58pm - sacreligion ""] sweet another place i can go spam the shit out of where is joe anyway? i don't feel as good about myself without his incessant rantings about us |
| _______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 2:11pm - xmikex ""] niccolai said:Random Joe Christiani facts generator: http://www.freewebs.com/automata/rttp1.html needs more factoids and then it will be the new yourethemannowdog.com |
| _________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 2:12pm - niccolai ""] It's only version 1.0 supply a list of factoids, and she will grow. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 2:32pm - tbone_r nli ""] hahah that magic johnson one was great. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 4:36pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Didn't Luna Vachon wear like thrash t-shirts in the ring, though? Nasty Savage, etc? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 4:42pm - intricateprocess ""] xmikex said:Things Joe Christianni has gotten mad at me for saying (and therefore must be true): - Owns a razor scooter - Is a massive pussy - Challenged me to a fight without telling me and still lost - Works in a wine cooler factory - Drinks flavored water - Checks out dudes asses at the Walpole Mall - Spells Kreator with a C - Thinks Soulfly is a slam death band - Has a girlfriend that looks like Luna Vaschaun - Has had his girlfriend cheat on him with American Head Charge - Got knocked out by Phylicia Rashad - Hides whenever I drive through Norwood - Smoked a bag of frozen spinach, and still claimed he was high - Shops at The Christmas Tree Shop - Had his first period a year ago. the list goes on HAHAHA |
| _______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 8:29pm - kevord ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:Didn't Luna Vachon wear like thrash t-shirts in the ring, though? Nasty Savage, etc? [img] It's a lousy picture but yep. |