Suicide Girls Alternative[views:3818][posts:42]________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:00am - xmikex ""] I'd be able to take Suicide Girls a lot more seriously if those girls actually lived up to the name and committed suicide. That sort of poser-ship is nothing short of Joe Christianni-esque. Terrible. But I was saying last night (to my Jew girlfriend) that there should be alternatives to Suicide Girls that are more aptly named. For instance... Genocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings holding cannisters of Zyklon B in bikinis. Pesticide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings spraying eachother with powerful insecticides while in bikinis. Ecocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings committing acts of environmental neglect (spraying aerosol cans, not recycling, not cutting up soda can rings) and getting skin cancer from UV rays.... all done in bikinis. Deicide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings pretending to listen to Deicide... aka Myspace. Ethnocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings of differing races fighting eachother. Bikinis optional. Filicide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings killing their own children after being impregnated by the singer of Comeback Kid. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:05am - the_reverend ""] suicide girls, I thought their motto was getting changed to '"unique" means ugly' |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:13am - niccolai ""] xmikex said: Ecocide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings committing acts of environmental neglect (spraying aerosol cans, not recycling, not cutting up soda can rings) and getting skin cancer from UV rays.... all done in bikinis. hahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:16am - dreadkill ""] xmikex said: Deicide Girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and peircings pretending to listen to Deicide... aka Myspace. this one is my favorite |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:39am - xmikex ""] there was this big fat kid that went to my school. every day he wore the same thing.... huge yellow smiley face shirt, sparkley pajama pants, floppy wizard's cap. he was a gigantic eyesore. that's all i can think of when i see suicide girls. gigantic eyesores for the sake of having gigantic eyesores. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:52am - Ryan_M ""] How about infanticide girls: Mediocre looking girls with tattoos and piercings stabbing babies while wearing bondage costumes. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:44pm - Yeti ""] i would look at Homicide Girls: mediocre girls getting killed for being mediocre |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:46pm - anonymous ""] suicide girls: killing boners since '00 |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:50pm - KeithMutiny ""] or just... "looks-aside girls" |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:50pm - Yeti ""] that whole "suicide girl" look is so nasty. i dont find girls as skinny and pale as a holocaust victim enticing at all. we played this show in this dudes backyard, and the place was crawling with them. it was an infestation. i got a sunburn from the reflection off of their disgustingly pale skin. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:51pm - KeithMutiny ""] i like pale skinny girls with tattoos, honestly. but its the fake thing that kills me. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:52pm - anonymous ""] glow in the dark skin and dreads. yeah beware of my raging semi. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:53pm - Yeti ""] KeithMutiny said:i like pale skinny girls with tattoos, honestly. but its the fake thing that kills me. unfortunately those 2 generally go hand in hand. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:56pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 12:56pm - KeithMutiny ""] Yeti said:KeithMutiny said:i like pale skinny girls with tattoos, honestly. but its the fake thing that kills me. unfortunately those 2 generally go hand in hand. agreed. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 2:27pm - anonymous ""] what "fake" thing? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 2:39pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] I wish suicide girls would just commit suicide. That would make me happy. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 4:46pm - Granny_Monster ""] I can see where you guys are coming from, but not all of us are that horrible. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 4:55pm - anonymous ""] So are you saying you aren't a headcase? Why do you advertise the fact you are one by saying "it seemed like a good idea at the time"? Sorry but SG=fugly |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 4:56pm - RichHorror ""] A woman that isn't a headcase? Highy amusing. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 4:59pm - succubus ""] Granny, it sucks that they exploit people...I've heard too many horror stories...that's why i don't like them. nothing against you |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 5:08pm - Granny_Monster ""] anonymous said:So are you saying you aren't a headcase? Why do you advertise the fact you are one by saying "it seemed like a good idea at the time"? Sorry but SG=fugly Because it did seem like a good idea at the time... ? I'm not going to lie, I'm getting sick of a lot of shit that's going on and two years ago it all seemed very appealing... and fuck, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a headcase! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 6,2006 5:56pm - xmikex ""] Granny_Monster said:I can see where you guys are coming from, but not all of us are that horrible. spray some pesticide or get the hell out |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 5:57pm - RichHorror ""] xmikex said:Granny_Monster said:I can see where you guys are coming from, but not all of us are that horrible. spray some pesticide or get the hell out That gave me a good chuckle. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 7:47pm - xanonymoshhxcdancerx ""] wihxc are better than suicide girls |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 10:57pm - tbone_r nli ""] i think some of the SG girls are pretty good looking. i think they'd be better looking without the piercings or tatoos imo. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 6,2006 11:38pm - Dankill ""] Can someone find out if science has actually been able to link a suicide girl's career with an uncle's roaming finger? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 1:58am - davefromthegrave ""] Granny_Monster said:anonymous said:So are you saying you aren't a headcase? Why do you advertise the fact you are one by saying "it seemed like a good idea at the time"? Sorry but SG=fugly Because it did seem like a good idea at the time... ? I'm not going to lie, I'm getting sick of a lot of shit that's going on and two years ago it all seemed very appealing... and fuck, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a headcase! well, just so you know, I'd still fuck you no matter how much self esteem you have. just so long as you don't get fat. \' |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2006 8:19am - xmikex ""] Dankill said:Can someone find out if science has actually been able to link a suicide girl's career with an uncle's roaming finger? i'll wipe off the test tubes and get to work. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 7,2006 9:08am - xmikex ""] I don't think I'm asking too much in wanting people to live up to their names. I mean "xmikex" is a dumb name but it's totally substantiated: my name is mike, and i'm straightedge. "Suicide Girls" therefore should be in the act of committing, or already have committed suicide. Otherwise all you can call it is "Just Girls" and even then I'm a bit suspicious what with specimens like Cheesasaurus over here: [img] [img] Separated at birth? You be the judge. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 9:15am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] aaaaaahahahha... Cheesasaurus holy shit |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 10:48am - Granny_Monster ""] davefromthegrave said:Granny_Monster said:anonymous said:So are you saying you aren't a headcase? Why do you advertise the fact you are one by saying "it seemed like a good idea at the time"? Sorry but SG=fugly Because it did seem like a good idea at the time... ? I'm not going to lie, I'm getting sick of a lot of shit that's going on and two years ago it all seemed very appealing... and fuck, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a headcase! well, just so you know, I'd still fuck you no matter how much self esteem you have. just so long as you don't get fat. \' Ha ha ha... thanks, that makes it all worthwhile. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 10:51am - anonymous ""] i bet that raised your self esteem for a good five minutes. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 11:10am - xmikex ""] Granny_Monster said:davefromthegrave said:Granny_Monster said:anonymous said:So are you saying you aren't a headcase? Why do you advertise the fact you are one by saying "it seemed like a good idea at the time"? Sorry but SG=fugly Because it did seem like a good idea at the time... ? I'm not going to lie, I'm getting sick of a lot of shit that's going on and two years ago it all seemed very appealing... and fuck, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a headcase! well, just so you know, I'd still fuck you no matter how much self esteem you have. just so long as you don't get fat. \' Ha ha ha... thanks, that makes it all worthwhile. isn't there a wet t-shirt contest somewhere you should be losing? Throw some styrofoam out your car window or get the hell out. www.ecocidegirls.com |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:08pm - Granny_Monster ""] Suicide Grills |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:10pm - RichHorror ""] hahahaha, wow. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:34pm - anonymous ""] boo hoo someone hasn't complimented you on your lower backpiece or sweet fake blood picture for 2 hours. its a sad sad world we live in. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:40pm - Granny_Monster ""] anonymous said:boo hoo someone hasn't complimented you on your lower backpiece or sweet fake blood picture for 2 hours. its a sad sad world we live in. What, you don't like BBQ? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:46pm - RichHorror ""] Anyone that doesn't like BBQ is a fucking queer. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:47pm - anonymous ""] bbq is the tits. ugly girls just suck. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:47pm - XmikeX @ work ""] I know someone who likes barbeque.....[img] LAY OFF ME I'M STARVIN!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:51pm - anonymous ""] name: cheeseasaurus from: cheesequake, NJ hobbies: RIDING THE CHEESEWAVE, D00D favorite music: 18 visions, bane |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 7,2006 12:55pm - aids patrol ""] personal quote: "i come in 5 cheese medley, cheddar, monteray jack, swiss and spicy pepper jack wink wink" |