soul remnants need a bass and mark fucking richards said that someone will play for us who contaminates wild goats if i post "hey ..... come play bass for us" but i cant remember his name on this board or even if it was mark fucking richards who told me, but there is someone in mass who plays bass like a 12 fingered monkey in a shit fight who needs to play bass for us now so we can destroy boston on fire[views:9837][posts:32]___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 12:21pm - VomittingCarcass ""] you know who you are, come get lobotomized in the cave of charred abyssal torment as you ignite your 5 string with blood and flame. Death, Morbid Angel, Slayer, Pantera, old Cannible Corpse, Dissection, Decapitated, Zappa, Sabbath, Cephalic Carnage, Emperor, Megadeth, Maiden....fucking etc!!! get annihilated and send some fucking samples cuz we are tired of people who dont actually want to rip out their veins with hooks and chains for the demons of black death grind. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 12:51pm - niccolai ""] hahaha "a twelve fingeres monkey in a shit fight" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 12:57pm - SteveOTB ""] And the award for longest thread title goes to... |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 1:19pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Hey mitch, let's have a bass war! You find em, we'll steal em! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 1:31pm - ShadowSD ""] SteveOTB said:And the award for longest thread title goes to... It's interesting that the last two words "on fire" are tacked on completely unnecessarily, either that's a Rhapsody reference or just a hilarious coincidence. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 1:33pm - VomittingCarcass ""] you already have a bass player, if you get another one you are automatically disqualified. besides, any truly dedicated musician would be able to play for both bands, since we are touring together for eternity anyway. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 1:37pm - VomittingCarcass ""] ShadowSD said: It's interesting that the last two words "on fire" are tacked on completely unnecessarily, either that's a Rhapsody reference or just a hilarious coincidence. actually, young princess of goodness, we will be on fire, as in, burning with flesh melting off our faces, and destroying boston at the same time. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 1:54pm - ShadowSD ""] Princess? Sorry but our princess is in another castle. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 2:00pm - ShadowSD ""] Speaking of which, seven castles of Toad in drag suggest that Italian men aren't good at listening to directions. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 2:07pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] ha |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 2:27pm - animalrampage ""] I saw you guys rip the flesh off a bukkaked andre rison's burning down house with mother goose committing war crimes that make slobo look like ghandi and trust me you don't need a bass player |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 2:47pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] was it me? i get an IM every couple months saying that i was recommended to the person by someone from the south shore... |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 4:17pm - anonymous ""] Good afternoon, fuckers! Timothy Johnathan here, just seeing wtf is going on. For those of you who don't know me already, I was the short, younger-looking kid with glasses wearing a Satan Jokers shirt at this Saturday's concert event. Vomitting Carcass, it occurred to me as well that you guys need a bass player. I concur that they should play like a 12 fingered fuck monkey (in a fucking shit fight), but disagree about setting Boston on fire. This would be very immature, and arson is a serious social issue we as a whole are fighting today. The metal community needs to speak up, take a stand, and "FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE." What I mean by this of course is to instead slice everyone's throat in Boston with a jagged RIDE THE LIGHTNING LP. Does this seem unreasonable? Well, it is. But then again, so was the fact that one of the couple hot chicks at the party refused to ritually shave my balls, whilst listening to Satan Jokers. But, I digress. You guys need a fucking bass playah, and I hope this fucker from the South Coast of Mass could help you with your woes. Seriously. Tim John Out |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 4:19pm - Tim_John ""] Excuse me, my friends, I forgot to log in. This error will not made again, I assure you all. Now somebody come partake in this Ritualistic Ball Shaving / Cleansing. Tim John Out |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 4:30pm - DEATH2ALL ""] VomittingCarcass said:you already have a bass player, if you get another one you are automatically disqualified. besides, any truly dedicated musician would be able to play for both bands, since we are touring together for eternity anyway. Ok, you can have our bassist. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 4:33pm - Tim_John ""] DEATH2ALL said:VomittingCarcass said:you already have a bass player, if you get another one you are automatically disqualified. besides, any truly dedicated musician would be able to play for both bands, since we are touring together for eternity anyway. Ok, you can have our bassist. WAS YOUR BASSIST STANDING OFFSTAGE? OR OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING? I DIDN'T SEE HIM. TIMOTHY JOHN OUT |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 5:14pm - anonymous ""] ALL HAIL SATAN JOKERS! |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 5:16pm - DEATH2ALL ""] He was standing MIA.... For the last month and a half |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 5:20pm - Tim_John ""] NOW THAT'S LOL. HE ISN'T REALLY MIA ANYMORE THEN, MORE LIKE OUT OF THE BAND. WHO IS THE ANON WHO ENJOYS SATAN JOKERS? LET'S CHAT. TIM JOHN OUT |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 5:27pm - anonymous ""] THIS IS BILL ANDREWS OF MASSACRE, I BELIEVE WE MET DURING MY EARLY 90'S EUROPEAN TOUR WITH DEATH-- THE ONE WHERE WE DITCHED CHUCK-- YEA IT WAS GAY. AREN'T YOU THE YOUNG SPANIARD WHO WENT BY THE NAME TITO-JUAN? AH YES, A GREAT NIGHT OF BULL RUNNING AND PINATA SMASHING. some say she's naive...she's a stupid BITCH. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 8:06pm - VomittingCarcass ""] jay, no using your double bass powers to steal potential band members from my grasp. that would be evil. where is mfr? i need his guidance and wisdom. Tim John, your a troll, I wish youd be deleted from the internet. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2006 8:15pm - ShadowSD ""] Or if he could at least put down the walkie talkie before he posts. |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 1:18pm - \m/ Soul Remnants Riffs Rule \m/ ""] hey mitch, nice thread... now how about a bump so that an actual bassist might read this and respond...instead of this just being a fiasco. ps. tim john sucks |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 1:50pm - VomittingCarcass ""] :satancross::satancross::satancross: so no one plays bass ? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 1:58pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] VomittingCarcass said::satancross::satancross::satancross: so no one plays bass ? Well, people do play bass, just not in yer band. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 3:15pm - niccolai ""] I play bass, but require I be payed in turkey sandwiches for my services. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 7:38pm - VomittingCarcass ""] niccolai said:I play bass, but require I be payed in turkey sandwiches for my services. i pay bass players in turkey sandwiches, as long as they play heavier than your mom in a pool with hot dogs, ending in a 16 minute tap solo. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 7:44pm - niccolai ""] The tap solo gots to be behind my head as well bro, that's just how I roll. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 2:39am - anonymous ""] <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/pantera/SoulRemnantsLogoDeath.jpg"> |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 2:40am - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 2:43am - VomittingCarcass ""] Rich Horror really is the man |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 2:43am - RichHorror ""] Word. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 22,2006 3:02pm - anonymous ""] sick |