Worst Wakeup Call EVER[views:2386][posts:29]_____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:43am - RichHorror ""] Today I was awoken with a phone call informing me my former place of residence was handed a warrant for my arrest. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:44am - Josh_hates_you ""] 6 year olds know how to dial 911. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:44am - Mess ""] let's go there and have a standoff with the pigs. i'll bring the axe |
| _________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:44am - xmikex ""] just tell them where the bodies are and they'll go easy on you |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:46am - RichHorror ""] The cops're gonna feel silly when they realize their petty laws and governments don't apply to me. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:48am - pam ""] wtf for? |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:49am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Maybe you should have buried that collection of human heads instead of leaving them in a box labelled "Free Stuff" outside your old apartment's door |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:50am - RichHorror ""] All I'm gonna say is if they're gonna make burning down synagogues illegal, they should have it posted in clear view. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:54am - xmikex ""] Something tells me there's a box full of "Do Not Remove" mattress tags somewhere in New Bedford... and they're not on the mattresses. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:57am - RichHorror ""] Hey, when you pay twenty bucks for a DVD, it's not illegal to break it in half and throw it in the garbage. I don't see why there's different rules for giving the same treatment to wome-- CDRs. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 11:59am - the_reverend ""] does this mean I will finally see a picture that I took in the sex offender's registery? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 12:00pm - RichHorror ""] I'll make sure they don't crop out www.returntothepit.com |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 12:07pm - Josh_Martin ""] RichHorror said:Today I was awoken with a phone call informing me my former place of residence was handed a warrant for my arrest. Isn't that a great wake-up call? Like "Thank God I moved last week!!" |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 12:32pm - RichHorror ""] This has been 'Daily Affirmations with Josh Martin'. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 3:27pm - anonymous ""] ok i can top all of that.. my boyfriend woke me up this morning by sitting on me and farting in my here.. b/c i wouldn't get up |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 3:27pm - anonymous ""] meant to say ear there... not here |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 3:43pm - RichHorror ""] I think I DLed your video from LimeWire last night. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 3:47pm - skullfucked ""] anonymous said:ok i can top all of that.. my boyfriend woke me up this morning by sitting on me and farting in my here.. b/c i wouldn't get up loose slut. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 3:49pm - powerkok ""] Terrorists afoot, and they want to arrest a good wholesome Richard de la Horror?? what is this world coming to? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 3:50pm - powerkok ""] or is it Ricardo\'De La\'Horror ? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 5:32pm - Patnomalous ""] Rich, are you an illegal immigrant from Guatamala??? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 5:32pm - RichHorror ""] Obviously. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 6:06pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 6:07pm - RichHorror ""] Good thing there's no warning that'll help fend off a brick to the whoreface. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 9:47pm - infoterror ""] "KILL THEM PIGS" -- POSSESSED |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 15,2006 9:48pm - infoterror ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 12:55pm - dreadkill ""] Patnomalous said:Rich, are you an illegal immigrant from Guatamala??? why else would he have such a great desire to kill himself? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2006 10:05pm - RichHorror ""] True. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 21,2006 2:13am - sxealex ""] dont forget to freeze your pee |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 26,2008 10:21pm - RichHorror ""] CLASSIC |