Really bad horror movies[views:10965][posts:53]_______________________________________ [Aug 16,2006 11:47pm - vomitthesoul ""] What do you people think are the worst horror movies? Heres some of my picks: 1.Blair Witch Project 2.I Spit On Your Grave 3.Squirm 4.Halloween 7 and 8 5.House of 1,000 Corpses 6.Gingerdead man 7.They 8.The Fog-2005 9.Zombie 5-Killing Birds 10.Masters of Horror-Homecoming |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 1:05am - Dissector ""] Squirm, I spit on your grave, and They were awesome in my opinion. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 4:14am - Joshtruction ""] I just got done watching the dead next door like 5 minutes ago. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2006 6:13am - Mess ""] jeepers creepers |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 6:54am - eat shit and live ""] i spit on your grave was fuckin awesome. ever seen valentine its new w/ denise richards worst movie ever besides my girl 2 |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 8:26am - Man_of_the_Century ""] House of 1,000 Corpses and They both kick ass. Worst horror movie ever made was Manos: The Hands of Fate. You will seriously want to kill someone for having to suffer through it after watching (if you even make it through the whole movie). |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 8:28am - xmikex ""] Blair Witch Project was a good movie. I stand behind that. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:22am - vomitthesoul ""] xmikex said:Blair Witch Project was a good movie. I stand behind that. How can u like that crap? Nothing fucking happens!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:23am - CaptainCleanoff ""] Day of the dead: contagion by far the worst. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:27am - the_reverend ""] anything that rob zombie touches. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:32am - Messerschmitt ""] i actually liked house of 1000 corpses. it wasn't a fucking masterpiece. it was pretty funny though. his wife is more annoying than shit but that just makes me want to punch her in the spine and put her in a headlock so that's cool i guess. the clown was pretty funny. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:39am - babyshaker not logged in ""] Joshtruction said:I just got done watching the dead next door like 5 minutes ago. hahah i have this movie kinda boring...i'd have to say one of the worst horror films i've purchased was a troma film called "redneck zombies" it was pretty bad |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:44am - xmikex ""] vomitthesoul said:xmikex said:Blair Witch Project was a good movie. I stand behind that. How can u like that crap? Nothing fucking happens!!! obviously something happens. the movie starts in the suburbs and ends up with everyone dead in an abandoned house in the woods. Personally, I thought it was a really interesting and subversive movie. For the most part I don't like horror movies. They're formulaic, predictable, too dependent on special effects, and rely on cheap tricks to get reactions from people. The whole thing is shot in the dark waiting for something to jump out and scare you, the movies always have the same progression that builds up to some CGI monster revealing itself in the end (which by that time isn't frightening at all). Seriously, when was the last time you were actually frightened by the appearance of a monster, or murderer or whatever in a horror movie. Blair Witch was the first neo-realist horror movie. Natural lighting, no special effects, no soundtrack, no cheap tricks. The result (I thought) was something genuinely interesting, entertaining, and subversive. Look at the scenes when they're hearing noises in the woods... the majority of what's scary in those scenes isn't what's visual, it's auditory. Instead of overloading you with visuals it gives you something to feel, something to let your imagination play with a little, and the visuals merely compliment it. It was things like that that made me enjoy the movie. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:47am - xmikex ""] Furthermore, for a little while BWP had people convinced it was real. That hasn't happened since Orson Welles War of the Worlds. That, right there, is the mark of an effective movie. I can see how someone wouldn't like it. A lot of people went into it expecting to see a traditional horror movie, and were disappointed with it. And a lot of weiners, and nerds complained of motion sickness when they watched it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 9:54am - Man_of_the_Century ""] babyshaker not logged in said:hahah i have this movie kinda boring...i'd have to say one of the worst horror films i've purchased was a troma film called "redneck zombies" it was pretty bad Redneck Zombies? I have a video store screener for that movie. I have yet to watch it though. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:05am - the_reverend ""] the original blairwitch was an awesome movie. it's 99 I downloaded it. this was before all the crap came out on SCI-FI, etc. the "buzz" on the net was that it was real. it hadn't played kahn yet, but had been leaked to the web. it freaked the shit out of me AT 11AM ON A WEEKDAY! well done. well played. well hyped. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:26am - vomitthesoul ""] BWP was so weak.The ending was by far one of the worst Ive ever seen.The guy standing in the corner looks like hes taking a piss. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:27am - CaptainCleanoff ""] Redneck zombies sucked so bad it was totally worth watchin! I was drunk, so whos to say. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:28am - Man_of_the_Century ""] CaptainCleanoff said:Redneck zombies sucked so bad it was totally worth watchin! I was drunk, so whos to say. Most horror films are. I'll have to watch it this weekend. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:31am - the_reverend ""] it wasn't shot as a horror movie. it was shot as a bunch of kids with video cameras with no outside footage (unlike The Last Broadcast). it was a very inovative way to do things. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:33am - vomitthesoul ""] I like Dead Next Door and Day of the Dead 2.Sometimes bad acting can be a good thing |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:33am - Yeti ""] xmikex said:Blair Witch Project was a good movie. I stand behind that. i'll second that. i really enjoyed it and it held my interest. people dont want to pay attention, they want blood and gore and half naked women running around. House of 1000 Corpses absolutely rules, and Redneck Zombies is awesomely bad. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:35am - Yeti ""] you forgot Last House on the Left, possibly one of the worst movies i've ever had the displeasure of enduring. i just gave my copy away because it was bringing down the morale of my good horror movies. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:36am - vomitthesoul ""] Last House did suck.But its cool when the parents flip out and kill all the freaks at the end. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:37am - vomitthesoul ""] Heres a few more shitty ones: American Gothic Frostbiter Darkness Jeepers Creepers Scream 2 and 3 |
| _________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 10:38am - xmikex ""] one of the weirdest scenes ever is in Last House... when that guy is having a dream sequence about the parents chiseling out his teeth. Ugh. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2006 12:44pm - Yeti ""] the only two parts that were remotely entertaining from Last House were single lines: "tits? what is this tits business?" and "piss....your....pants" |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 12:54pm - BlackoutRick ""] xmikex said:Blair Witch Project was a good movie. I stand behind that. Word. There was some creepy ass scenes in that flick. And Jeepers Creepers kicks ass. Spit on your grave also kicks ass. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 17,2006 1:00pm - Yeti ""] i thought Jeepers Creepers would have been better if the killer wasnt some alien/demon. if it was some fucked up guy it would have had more of a TCM feel to it. it was cool though, his truck was dominant. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 2:20pm - xmikex ""] White Noise was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. 2 hours of Michael Keaton in montages comically yelling at blank screens. The remake of The Hills Have Eyes was ultramega foolish. What was that movie with Corbin Bernson as a crazy dentist? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 17,2006 2:21pm - pam ""] I Spit on Your Grave ruled. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 2:44pm - Beaver McD ""] xmikex said:White Noise was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. 2 hours of Michael Keaton in montages comically yelling at blank screens. White Noise was awful. Definitely one of the worst movies ever made. This was the worst way to spend two hours watching a film. I didn't pay to see it, I was working at a movie theater at the time and I was actually interested in it. I hadn't seen Michael Keaton in anything since Multiplicity and I was hoping that this would be his come back movie. The previews made it seem pretty cool too. It was anything but, it was just boring and they didn't explain anything at all. The plot was stupid too, a guy can talk to his dead wife through the snow of a television screen. If I had known at the time it was going to be as bad as it was I wouldn't have wasted my time. Michael Keaton needs to come back and do a good movie again. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 17,2006 2:49pm - pam ""] Yeti said:you forgot Last House on the Left, possibly one of the worst movies i've ever had the displeasure of enduring. i just gave my copy away because it was bringing down the morale of my good horror movies. I love that movie. Fuck you guys! |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 2:56pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] Shit, what was that movie that came out a few years back? ... DARKNESS! That was one of the worst movies I had ever seen. It had what seemed to be a good build up plot that led to nothing. All they had to do was come up with a half way ending and it would have been fine. No, all it did was turn off the studio lights on everyone and they died. Dumb dumb dumb dumb... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 3:02pm - Josh_Martin ""] Last House on the Left is one of the greatest movies ever made. David Hesse should've gotten an Oscar for it. Best bad guy ever. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 3:08pm - xmikex ""] Man_of_the_Century said:Shit, what was that movie that came out a few years back? ... DARKNESS! That was one of the worst movies I had ever seen. It had what seemed to be a good build up plot that led to nothing. All they had to do was come up with a half way ending and it would have been fine. No, all it did was turn off the studio lights on everyone and they died. Dumb dumb dumb dumb... really? I gotta disagree. If we're thinking of the same movie at least. I thought the whole movie was dumb except for the last 20 minutes. The scenes inside the house as all the lights were going out were nuts. The end got really surreal, and totally (in my opinion) outshined the rest of the movie. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 3:20pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] I hated that they built up those creatures that you would see in the background and then they didn't show them doing anything. Super weak. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 3:48pm - xmikex ""] Has anybody seen the Descent yet? I'll sum that movie up real nicely for you... bunch of bitches stomping around in a cave getting chased by the Six Flags guy. save your money. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 3:49pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] xmikex said:Has anybody seen the Descent yet? I'll sum that movie up real nicely for you... bunch of bitches stomping around in a cave getting chased by the Six Flags guy. save your money. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA |
| ________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 3:51pm - xmikex ""] [img] LOOK OUT!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 4:07pm - Notorious_D.U.G. ""] xmikex said:Has anybody seen the Descent yet? I'll sum that movie up real nicely for you... bunch of bitches stomping around in a cave getting chased by the Six Flags guy. save your money. Descent ruled. Money well spent. Thanks. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 4:09pm - Notorious_D.U.G. ""] The worst I can think of off the top of my head: House of the Dead House of the Dead 2 (even worse than the first) Return of the Living Dead 4 & 5 Rawhead Rex (so cheesy and bad it's good) Blood Diner (see Rex) Alone in the Dark |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 7:45pm - Dissector ""] Yeti said:you forgot Last House on the Left, possibly one of the worst movies i've ever had the displeasure of enduring. i just gave my copy away because it was bringing down the morale of my good horror movies. Last House on the Left is one of my all time favorite movies. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 7:48pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 7:51pm - Dissector ""] RAAAAAAAWHEAD REX ATTACKS! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 8:44pm - contagion ""] all new horror movies are pretty horrible. the villaige was fucking stupid as shit. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2006 10:40am - Yeti ""] Dissector said:Yeti said:you forgot Last House on the Left, possibly one of the worst movies i've ever had the displeasure of enduring. i just gave my copy away because it was bringing down the morale of my good horror movies. Last House on the Left is one of my all time favorite movies. i'm beginning to wonder if there are 2 versions of Last House on the Left floating around, one terrible and one awesome, because i've heard alot of people say how incredible it is, but i thought it was fucking horrible. it was as bad as Unhinged. i've watched it so many times, and it doesnt get any better. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 11:18am - babyshaker not logged in ""] i watched final destination 3 yesterday...well more like i just fast forwarded it to all the death scenes im sure everything in between was dumb but the death scenes where pretty cool |
| __________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 12:18pm - soloman ""] last Horror movie I saw was the original Hills Have Eyes. It was lame. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2006 12:26pm - Josh_Martin ""] Yeti said:Dissector said:Yeti said:you forgot Last House on the Left, possibly one of the worst movies i've ever had the displeasure of enduring. i just gave my copy away because it was bringing down the morale of my good horror movies. Last House on the Left is one of my all time favorite movies. i'm beginning to wonder if there are 2 versions of Last House on the Left floating around, one terrible and one awesome, because i've heard alot of people say how incredible it is, but i thought it was fucking horrible. it was as bad as Unhinged. i've watched it so many times, and it doesnt get any better. I think people who don't like it go into it expecting a gorey slasher movie. But its way better than that. The characters are great. The sadistic way they treat the two girls is better than any Jason/Freddy type of crap. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2006 12:42pm - Yeti ""] dont get me wrong, i wasnt expecting some standard run of the mill teens-fuck-and-get-gutted crap, i had been told the premise of it, i think it just failed to deliver. i was actually expecting something more like "I Drink Your Blood". |
| _____________________________ [Aug 18,2006 2:43pm - pam ""] Last House was amazing. You're like...uncomfortable watching what they do to those girls. It was brilliant. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 19,2006 3:19am - anonymous ""] hostels creepy |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 19,2006 12:13pm - pam nli ""] soloman said:last Horror movie I saw was the original Hills Have Eyes. It was lame. wtf is the matter with you people? You're shitting on the classics. |