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[QUOTE="Yeti:1000968"][QUOTE="Fuck_Logging_In_NLI:707182"]dear /r/, A week ago, my boyfriend and I were hanging out. It then came to my attention that my parents would be out the entire night (some bullshit church meeting or something) and that the house would be completely empty. And of course, I never pass up the opportunity to fool around. We quickly got home and started to undress. After doing a lot of oral, I brought out the vibrator and anal beads. The feeling of having each bead slowly pushed up my ass got me moaning so loud. Unfortunately, my dad was walking through the front door (we were doing this in the fucking living room for some stupid reason). My boyfriend, being the nervous bitch that he is, quickly withdrew the anal beads from my pooper. Even worse, my ass reacted to that by letting out a huge, spraying shit that covered my entire wall. Since my dad was only feet away, we didn't have time to wash it up, just time to quickly put on our clothes and hide the toys between the cushions on the couch. He immediately noticed the giant shit splatter on the wall. Of course, he freaked the fuck out (who wouldn't?) and asked me what happened. Of course I didn't tell him the truth- he still thinks I'm a virgin, lol- so I told him that the dog responsible for it. He bought it, and decided to have our dog put to sleep (something about it probably being diseased and didn't want it to be shitting like that everywhere in the house). I should feel guilty about it, but I really don't care all that much; it was my sister's dog anyway. srsly, ur a homo[/QUOTE] hahaha! i don't remember reading that before.[/QUOTE]
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