Behold: everything i hate about today's "scene"[views:6707][posts:58]_________________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 3:01pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""] School Girl Knife Fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdvITLSz5A "Why are they making me hate metal?" - Peruvian Tony |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 3:20pm - LongDeadGod ""] Its to bad nobody has copyrighted the open chugga chugga, they could be making a killing sueing bands right now. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 3:43pm - xmikex ""] make em say uggggggggggh |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 3:55pm - sinistas ""] hahaha, that guy with the Les Paul has a cutoff polo shirt. hahahahaaaaa |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 4:07pm - Kevord ""] They should just call themselves Diet Bury your Dead. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 6:29pm - HeavensJail ""] When I saw the bandname and song title on the opening card, I was like, "sweet, someone's finally made a joke band parodying metalcore". Then it kept going, and I was like, holy shit, these idiots are actually serious. Then the video stopped because my connection dropped, and it was the coolest thing to happen in the last 0:46. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:03pm - KeithMutiny ""] i blame all of you for this. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:04pm - RichHorror ""] That's legitimate. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:05pm - Kevord ""] I blame Myspace and Fidel Castro. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:06pm - KeithMutiny ""] oh no, this problem started WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before myspace. at least blame friendster. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:06pm - RichHorror ""] Whatever, babes. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:07pm - Kevord ""] I blame facebook. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:08pm - KeithMutiny ""] i blame earth crisis |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:09pm - Kevord ""] I blame all of victory records. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:09pm - xanonymousx ""] i hope this is a "joke" band. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:11pm - DREADkill ""] i blame joke bands |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:11pm - Kevord ""] xanonymousx said:i hope this is a "joke" band. They're all a joke bands until victory offers them a record deal. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:11pm - RichHorror ""] I blame Rich Horror. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:11pm - xanonymousx ""] i guess not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs4bkmuNbLA i thought it was actually a video of girls frighting wth a knife |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:12pm - KeithMutiny ""] i still think dead to fall is a joke band. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:12pm - xanonymousx ""] RichHorror said:I blame Rich Horror. i blame suicide silence. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:13pm - RichHorror ""] I dunno what that is but ok |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:13pm - Kevord ""] I still think every band after 1990 is a joke band. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:14pm - KeithMutiny ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:14pm - RichHorror ""] I am before 1990 |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:15pm - RichHorror ""] I am the CEO of 1990 |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:15pm - xanonymousx ""] i don't either. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:16pm - DREADkill ""] ha, the fat guy with the cutoff polo shirt means it has to be a joke band. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:17pm - KeithMutiny ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2006 7:58pm - xanonymousx ""] i want to do this to all these bands http://www.youtube.com/v/amWWsbLI_XE |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 1:45pm - thegreatspaldino ""] xanonymousx said:i want to do this to all these bands http://www.youtube.com/v/amWWsbLI_XE i would fucking rail the bejeebus outta that broad |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 2:08pm - fishcakes ""] isn't that end it all? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 2:49pm - KeithMutiny ""] thegreatspaldino said:xanonymousx said:i want to do this to all these bands http://www.youtube.com/v/amWWsbLI_XE i would fucking rail the bejeebus outta that broad id prolly come back and hit her with my car |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 3:00pm - fishcakes ""] I think she likes it in the fanny |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 3:47pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I want to start an actual parody metalcore chug band. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 4:01pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] people actually enjoy this garbage? Oh well. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 4:16pm - Cecchini ""] from youtube comments: "idontcareanymore is the only cool one or any one that agrees with him, huggaz is gay to, listen to what you like fags and i like this, its talent unlike gay pianio music where you sit on your ass or rap were you make up words and talk about drugs on a record beat, try playing the guitar like this and not messing up, or the drums, vocals or anything" the comments from the people praising this video are hillarious. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 5:06pm - thegreatspaldino ""] Cecchini said:from youtube comments: "idontcareanymore is the only cool one or any one that agrees with him, huggaz is gay to, listen to what you like fags and i like this, its talent unlike gay pianio music where you sit on your ass or rap were you make up words and talk about drugs on a record beat, try playing the guitar like this and not messing up, or the drums, vocals or anything" the comments from the people praising this video are hillarious. yeah... i fucking ripped that guy's comment a new asshole |
| __________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 9:08pm - powerkok ""] Too bad nobody cares what you think..... Hey, someone had to tell you. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 9:20pm - Kevord ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 25,2006 9:44pm - anonymousteinberg ""] chris_from_shit_fuck said:people actually enjoy this garbage? Oh well. Yeah, in case you've noticed, death metal and black metal have now joined punk rock in being recombinant crap for morons. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 12:02am - powerkok ""] How bout Smore metal? The real problem is people sub-sub-genre-ing metal. "I like black metal, I like tan metal, I like mall galleria metal......" Shut up. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 12:05am - anonymousteinberg ""] Black metal is distinct from all other forms of metal except where practiced by morons. Maybe we need fewer morons. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 1:55am - sacreligion ""] anonymousteinberg said:Maybe we need fewer morons. that should be nominated as the new planetary slogan |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 10:34am - infoterror ""] I SUPPORT THE MORON HOLOCAUST |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2006 11:59am - Lamp ""] Great! We can start with you. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 12:23pm - infoterror ""] OK, let's go head to head on IQ tests. If my score is higher than yours, you die. Otherwise, I die. Clear? |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 12:30pm - ct b0rderpatrol ""] infoterror said:queer? yes you are my little negress. you must got some perdy lips |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 4:01pm - anonymousteinberg ""] Oy, ze racism... Israeli metal rises while you morons stagnate. Learn yiddish now! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 5:32pm - GoatOfCatalyst ""] anonymousteinberg said:Oy, ze racism... Israeli metal rises while you morons stagnate. Learn yiddish now! y'know, as long as you heebie jeebies keep it kosher and separate your METAL from your CORE, this gentile will take no issues with it protocol on... |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 8:58pm - xanonymousxx ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Pk_ANxj2I |
| ____________________________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 9:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Kevord said:[img] Wait, no breakdowns? Now you've gone to far. Metal has gots to got the groove. All blast = poo. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 26,2006 10:13pm - anonymousteinberg ""] Nu-metal is perfect for those with fallen testosterone levels and a high tolerance for boredom. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 27,2006 8:45am - FuckIsMySignature ""] thats it... i'm gonna start writing pop music for bitches and money. i dub the new genre: $Core |
| _______________________________ [Nov 27,2006 10:36am - Yeti ""] there is nothing wrong with breakdowns as long as they arent the same "jugga jigga wugga" over and over. well placed breakdowns are awesome. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 27,2006 11:14am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] KeithMutiny said:i blame earth crisis Truth. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 27,2006 11:15am - SacreligionNLI ""] i come for the wuggas...but stay for the jigga juggas |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2006 11:30am - DrewBlood ""] KeithMutiny said:i blame earth crisis As a transplant originally from the x315x scene I must disagree. Yeah EC wasn't the best band ever, but it isn't their fault that we have whitebelt-core bands exploding all over the place. After all, the kids that are playing this shite today were about 11 years old when Earth Crisis broke up. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 27,2006 1:06pm - Samantha ""] xanonymousx said:i guess not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs4bkmuNbLA i thought it was actually a video of girls frighting wth a knife Me, too! I was expecting lots of lame slapping and hair-pulling. |