So here's what I've gathered after reading the board for 30 seconds:[views:5322][posts:47]________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 10:34am - KillerKadoogan ""] Religious Kid gets made fun of by the Balding Secretary of Rhode Island Death Metal. Horse-face lady with missing Chiodo gets Dwyer's back and also makes fun of Religious Kid in hopes that it will lessen the impact of her schnozz. Religious Kid is funnier than both the BSoRIDM and Horse Face Lady with missing Chiodo. [img] |
______________________________ [Dec 1,2006 10:39am - Yeti ""] and Sacreligion sucks. |
_____________________________ [Dec 1,2006 10:46am - pam ""] BSoRIDM...HAHAHAHA :bow: |
__________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 10:46am - succubus ""] did you see the horror question i asked? |
_________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 2:00pm - Dwellingsickness ""] haha awesome, I was witness to Dwyer and Leigh's love connection, earlier this morning, it was funny |
__________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 2:08pm - dreadkill ""] KillerKadoogan said: [img] fuckin awesome |
___________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 2:10pm - bystander ""] if you go to "horseface's" myspace....Dwyer sent her a comment asking her when she was gonna come hang out with him |
_____________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 2:12pm - the_reverend ""] they are going to fuck so hard. I do think that leigh's quick to go crazy.. but I also think that everyone is a little harsh on her. CTB is a well intentioned young kid who dwyer could easily sell tons of CDs to if he wouldn't be a dick to him. and ciodo? I think I saw him in a packy store trying to bum $5 for some smokes. |
_____________________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 2:15pm - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche ""] the_reverend said:they are going to fuck so hard. I do think that leigh's quick to go crazy.. but I also think that everyone is a little harsh on her. CTB is a well intentioned young kid who dwyer could easily sell tons of CDs to if he wouldn't be a dick to him. and ciodo? I think I saw him in a packy store trying to bum $5 for some smokes. CTB is dead. |
____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:46pm - elders of zion nli ""] But the Priests live on! |
___________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:47pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I think it's funny how I'm automatically the "religious kid" just because I mentioned Jesus. *Sigh* Ignorance is bliss. |
_________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:51pm - largefreakatzero ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:I think it's funny how I'm automatically the "religious kid" just because I mentioned Jesus. *Sigh* Ignorance is bliss. Settle down, religious kid. |
_______________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:51pm - blackmetallady ""] the_reverend said:they are going to fuck so hard. I do think that leigh's quick to go crazy.. but I also think that everyone is a little harsh on her. CTB is a well intentioned young kid who dwyer could easily sell tons of CDs to if he wouldn't be a dick to him. and ciodo? I think I saw him in a packy store trying to bum $5 for some smokes. I can be quick to get nutty... it's the Brooklyn in me, but now i have the force to control that |
___________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:53pm - RichHorror ""] After they fuck, I bet Leigh makes John do security checks on all his bands. And sell his washing machine. |
___________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:58pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] dreadkill said:KillerKadoogan said: [img] Har har this made me chuckle. |
___________________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 3:58pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Jesus is SCHOOLING those kids. |
__________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:00pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:After they fuck, I bet Leigh makes John do security checks on all his bands. And sell his washing machine. ha, there will be 12 bulletins an hour on myspace about that washing machine. |
___________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:01pm - RichHorror ""] And a blog about how the dude from TON is stalking them and has a homo crush on Dwyer. |
__________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:02pm - dreadkill ""] hahaha |
_______________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:03pm - blackmetallady ""] washing machine? |
____________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:03pm - KeithMutiny ""] i have no idea whats going on here. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:08pm - the_reverend ""] wow.. that's the best twist RH's has put on a thread. someone point MSD this way. or does the internets not run faster on his GPUs? |
___________________________________ [Dec 1,2006 4:09pm - RichHorror ""] I called him but he couldn't hear the phone ringing over the sound of a young asian boy dying under the force of his knife. |
____________________________ [Dec 1,2006 5:31pm - pam ""] Perfect couple...he's featured on Morons.com, she's a fuckbucket poser with cheesy work out videos...and they're both old. Priceless. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 2,2006 6:10pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls...eturntothepit.com+ciodo&btnG=Search google's all over dis threadz |
_______________________________________ [Dec 3,2006 5:07pm - KillerKadoogan ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:I think it's funny how I'm automatically the "religious kid" just because I mentioned Jesus. *Sigh* Ignorance is bliss. Well, yes, as far as this message board goes, you are pretty much THE religious kid. Furthermore, I could give a fuck less what you do or who you do it with. If Jesus tells you to "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE" than I fully endorse you're doing so. And don't call me ignant, Religious Kid. |
__________________________________ [Dec 3,2006 5:12pm - dreadkill ""] get that shit outta here! |
__________________________________ [Dec 3,2006 5:14pm - dreadkill ""] http://getthatshitouttahere.ytmnd.com/ |
___________________________________________ [Dec 3,2006 8:58pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] KillerKadoogan said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:I think it's funny how I'm automatically the "religious kid" just because I mentioned Jesus. *Sigh* Ignorance is bliss. Well, yes, as far as this message board goes, you are pretty much THE religious kid. Furthermore, I could give a fuck less what you do or who you do it with. If Jesus tells you to "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE" than I fully endorse you're doing so. And don't call me ignant, Religious Kid. See, the thing is though that I hate religion. I want nothing to do with its corrupt leaders, propaganda, and bigotry. I don't go to church. You don't know me really and therefore do not know what I am about. Don't presume to think you can sum up a person because of who they are on a message board. |
___________________________________________ [Dec 3,2006 8:59pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] And another thing, why do I offend you? Have I forced any kind of belief on you? No, I haven't. Stop whining. |
________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:32am - KillerKadoogan ""] You know, for someone who loves Jesus so much, you sure have a hard time turning the other cheek. Also, you summed me up from a post on a message board (that was semi-complimenting you for bashing on Dwyer) by calling me ignorant. I'm pretty sure that's considered judging me, and I think the big guy might get upset. But seriously, what are your beliefs? You gotta be somewhat religious and Jesus-y if your name is CONQUER THE BAPHOMET. |
________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:33am - KillerKadoogan ""] Also, where did you get the idea that you offended me? |
_____________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:34am - KeithMutiny ""] we played with a jesus band in long island saturday, we dedicated "ejaculating on the face of god" to them. |
____________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:36am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Allow me to sum up this thread in 2.5 seconds: "Bitch, bitch, moan, whine, bitch, *crying*." |
________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:41am - KillerKadoogan ""] no no no allow me: Me: "I think I'll post a funny thread that someone might get a kick out of" JesusBoy: "DON'T CALL ME JESUS BOY" Me: "God damn, calm down man, I was on your side." Jesus Boy: "DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!" Dwyer and HorseFace Chiodo Lady: "We're too busy making horrible, horrible babies to respond." |
________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:47am - Granny_Monster ""] This thread is making work suck so much less. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:49am - KeithMutiny ""] this thread is making the missing persons one funnier. |
____________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:51am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Ok, fine, so I overreacted. It happens. My beliefs? My beliefs are that Jesus is the only figurehead that I follow. I don't care what the church does anymore because at this point in life, it's not going anywhere. I don't press my beliefs on people. If they are curious and ask me, I'm happy to explain it to them. I don't consider people to be "conversion projects". I wouldn't want anyone doing that to me. Legalism is Christianity sucks and it's what drives people away from knowing God. God is not the one to blame in this life. It is the followers taking their own course of action and doing whatever the hell they feel like doing that ruin it for others. Christians are consistently stereotyped into these Bible-thumping, hypocrites with nothing else going for them in life. I am not one of those people. Yes, I read the Bible but do I throw it in people's faces? No. God gives people a choice and so do I. |
_________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:51am - Anthony ""] I was in some random ATM in Somerville last night and Chiodo was on the front page of some Spanish language newspaper. There was a pic of his mom inside, crying... kinda sad. Anyways, it's the same pic of Chiodo everyone has been photoshopping. |
____________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:53am - RichHorror ""] If I saw that I probably wouldn't be able to keep the laughter at bay, due to the overnight internet sensation that dude has become. |
_____________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:54am - KeithMutiny ""] itd be way better if it were one of the photoshopped ones. i would cut that out and save it. |
____________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 11:56am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I would have laughed as well. |
_______________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 5:44pm - KillerKadoogan ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:Ok, fine, so I overreacted. It happens. Yes, I read the Bible but do I throw it in people's faces? No. God gives people a choice and so do I. good good and good. I think if more people followed the Bible like you do we'd be in a better position, honestly. The way I see any religion is basically "How Not to Be an Asshole in the Little Time you Have" by So and So McGee. I really never had any intention of pissing you off, but I may have to continue to call you Jesus Boy and/or Religious Kid from here on out, just for my own records. Consider them terms of endearment. |
_________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 5:49pm - sinistas ""] KillerKadoogan said: The way I see any religion is basically "How Not to Be an Asshole in the Little Time you Have" by So and So McGee. bwahahahhahaha! |
______________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 6:02pm - brian_dc nli ""] this board is nothing but shitty, pointless drama lately. It's not even fun pointless drama. |
__________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 6:06pm - dreadkill ""] sinistas said:KillerKadoogan said: The way I see any religion is basically "How Not to Be an Asshole in the Little Time you Have" by So and So McGee. bwahahahhahaha! i laughed at that too. that was great |
____________________________________________ [Dec 4,2006 10:35pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] KillerKadoogan said:ConquerTheBaphomet said:Ok, fine, so I overreacted. It happens. Yes, I read the Bible but do I throw it in people's faces? No. God gives people a choice and so do I. good good and good. I think if more people followed the Bible like you do we'd be in a better position, honestly. The way I see any religion is basically "How Not to Be an Asshole in the Little Time you Have" by So and So McGee. I really never had any intention of pissing you off, but I may have to continue to call you Jesus Boy and/or Religious Kid from here on out, just for my own records. Consider them terms of endearment. Aww, how sweet. :ralphie: |
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